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RalphTheBard
@ralphthebard.bsky.social
Computer Engineer | Game Dev | Storyteller
Senior SDET @ teamLFG
Previously @ Bungie, Archetype & Nintendo
Pinned
This PC continues to spark joy ✨

Monitor: ASUS OLED PG27UCDM
GPU: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080
CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D
Mobo: Gigabyte X870 Eagle
Case: Lian Li O11D EVO RGB
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Happy Indigenous People's Day
October 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The immigrant panic that sets in when someone asks "where are you from?"

Do they mean where in the US I'm from? Or the country I was born in?? or raised in??? PANIC
September 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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we just posted a role for a Sr. AI Engineer- come work with me, and check out our other jobs too!!

I have to specify this is like "make horses play with beach balls"* AI, not like chatGPT AI.

*there are no horses playing with beach balls in this game. yet

job-boards.greenhouse.io/sonyinteract...
August 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.

Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Duckling splashing in water on a lily pad: #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/...
July 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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layoffs suck and i'm so sorry y'all. i think i've just run out of words to capture the enormity of how much this whole industry situation sucks.

my team is hiring, and it's a lovely place with fantastic people. if you're looking, open roles are here. www.playstation.com/en-us/corpor...
teamLFG | PlayStation Studios
teamLFG is the newest member of the PlayStation Studios™ family, passionate about exceptional action-based gameplay and moment-to-moment game feel.
www.playstation.com
July 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This PC continues to spark joy ✨

Monitor: ASUS OLED PG27UCDM
GPU: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080
CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D
Mobo: Gigabyte X870 Eagle
Case: Lian Li O11D EVO RGB
June 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Andor is just so freaking good. The latest batch of episodes made me tear up 😭 Tony Gilroy and co. have really made something special.
May 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Nice job, Canada.
April 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
April 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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What an insane DnD session and a fitting goodbye to some dinguses we played 5!!!! Years ago. Congrats Fireworks we did it.
Caimys I’ll miss you but dang girlie you’re thriving now. I couldn’t be more proud.
Thank you @ralphthebard.bsky.social for running this for us then and now!
April 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
My pride and joy.
April 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
That's some nice basketball right there
Here's the last 40 seconds of Bulls/Lakers. Insane ending.
March 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Divergence was such a treat to watch. Four incredible episodes that end with one of the most emotional moments in CR history. And a perfect book end to the story of Exandria that began 10 years ago 🥹
March 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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my team is hiring for a lead tech artist! you have to work with me unfortunately (long sigh) but it's a fantastic team and i love it here. we recently transitioned from bungie to sony. if you think you'd be a great fit, we'd love to hear from you! job-boards.greenhouse.io/sonyinteract...
Lead Tech Artist
United States, Remote
job-boards.greenhouse.io
March 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.
March 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I feel this in my bones as an engineer too
When you're supposed to be a professional artist but then struggle painting the most basic things
March 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Today was my last day at Bungie. So much love goes out to the teams I got to work with ever since I came here in 2020 - I got to work on my favorite projects ever and felt like I met my purpose being here.
February 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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all game studios are at least somewhat messy. i think an important skill is discerning when you’re in an especially messy situation far beyond the norm. like are you on great british bake off or are you actually on fuckboy island
January 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
At times like these, I like to rewatch my favorite scene from Creature Commandos. Spoilers for 103!
youtu.be/VxZ44U95nrc?...
G.I Robot kills nazis and S.Of.T - Creature Commandos Episode 3
YouTube video by Guilherme M
youtu.be
January 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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anyway
January 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The cinematography in 201 was fantastic. Gods I missed this show.
#Severance

Film still #18

Shooting final 360 dolly shot of 201.
January 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Happy National “Back to work” day y’all
January 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM