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dedicated to fatimas everywhere
talking with the buds the other night about how we want the giant fucking burglar-braining coffee table full color hardcover book about the history of the D3 Publisher SIMPLE series
December 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
reflection on gundam seed: first series, while def shitty looking, at least understands feud-angle-blowoff. seed destiny is gundam as a 1998 wcw nitro: a few guys with potential and no push noodle around aimlessly on the undercard, the third hour devolves into a big schmozz, nash and hogan go over.
Christ Gundam Seed is so goddamn ugly
December 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"Mysterious glow movies—some kind of radioactive material, but what it’s doing there is never explained; if it was, he missed it. He liked this kind of movie. You could think about it after, when you had nothing to do, try to figure out what the movie was about."

(Elmore Leonard)
A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
current vacation itinerary: NJPW, metalcore festival, booze, cake, more booze, more cake, surrealist art, 1970 kansai exposition retrospective, gay underwear emporium, horse races, bar themed after fitzgerald's "tales of the jazz age," strawberries, sobranie cigarettes, sewing machine museum.
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
if your comic book is subtitled "a graphic memoir" fuck off, I hope your long covid kills you
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
in my mind I hear john milius holler VALKYRIE over and over and over
Sandahl Bergman in Conan the Barbarian (1982)
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
DINK
ROLL
MAFIA
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
the entire god damned movie industry is comic book guys now, what the fuck is this shit
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
rockin very loose pants

rockin very loose pants
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"The name 'PC-FX' refers to the PC Engine's evolution and its affinity with the PC-98 series , while 'FX' stands for "Future and X," representing a machine with infinite possibilities that would lead a new era."
October 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
what is ai
senshi don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Reposted
NEO TURF MASTERS FINALLY ON SALE, THIS IS NOT A DRILL
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
played a lot of good games that were miserable experiences because they were macintosh ports running on the canonical worst mac hardware ever (performa 6214). but the fair answer is probably heavy rain.
What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
October 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
observe the power of murphy brown with a trench broom
we will all eat lamb in paradise
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
placing her in the company of such legends of violence as paul kersey, mack "the executioner" bolan, and "dirty" harry callahan.
In case your day isn’t all it could be, please enjoy Kanuka Clancy going hog wild on the Wildey .44 AutoMag
October 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
wined and dined with kings and queens, slept in alleys and supped on broth of bean
October 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"people are awkward creatures and they want to hide in little cubby holes. that's why discord ate the entire internet despite it being a chinese spyware operation with zero encryption and a ToS that basically says 'fuck you, a man in a furry costume shitting in a diaper will rape you.'"
October 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
at the gym the other day I was reflecting that even now I can put on the lily of da valley album and be instantly transported back to a hotel lobby in 2002 trying to drown out the noise of game industry junketeer scum www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsDa...
Dragon Ash - Deep Impact feat.Rappagariya
YouTube video by Mick Jagger
www.youtube.com
September 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I think I remember these, they woulda sent them out as a promo item around when I was at gamers republic.
Seaman Gummy Worms (1999-2000): Sour gummy worms that came in a novelty contained shaped like a can of tuna, featuring the likeness of Seaman, from the eponymous Dreamcast game. When you opened it, it would say, “I’m Seaman. You can’t send me back if that’s what you’re thinking.”
September 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
those of us who remember the butch davis era had some notions about how the latest iteration of "UNC attempts to field a relevant football squad" was going to go.
September 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Reposted
contemplating a dad prestige class selection system based on putting a selection of koei games in front of them and seeing what they pick. "You are the dynasty tactics father, rarest and most bitter of dads."
August 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
did another V6 at the gym so it might not be a fluke, we'll see
August 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
finished a V6 on the new set, probably a sign that the grading is soft but it feels good anyhow
July 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
looking back in old discord conversations from five years ago and discovering topics like "what kind of drugs would the cast of mike tyson's punch-out do"
July 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM