after I wrote this up someone from EA PR called and said, "We need to talk about your review." I said, "Unless you can point out any errors of fact we really don't."
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
after I wrote this up someone from EA PR called and said, "We need to talk about your review." I said, "Unless you can point out any errors of fact we really don't."
your doom is encompassed
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 AM
your doom is encompassed
last gladiators was pretty slick though
January 8, 2026 at 4:39 AM
last gladiators was pretty slick though
chili sauce versus yogurt sauce
only one will survive
only one will survive
January 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
chili sauce versus yogurt sauce
only one will survive
only one will survive
serve him at the backyard barbeque pit down on state route 55
January 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
serve him at the backyard barbeque pit down on state route 55
the bear killer willie williams approves
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
the bear killer willie williams approves
I still fondly recall our conversation where you explained that the villain, a dude named Jill, is going to use his zombie army to conquer Montana.
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I still fondly recall our conversation where you explained that the villain, a dude named Jill, is going to use his zombie army to conquer Montana.
one cup caffeine free pre-workout, one cup protein goop
January 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
one cup caffeine free pre-workout, one cup protein goop
this boy...is good
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
this boy...is good
god bless him but I would rather be horsewhipped than read 500 fucking pages of toastyfrog blog posts about metroid, I want to know how yuke's made SIMPLE 15OO THE PRO-WRESTLING and the full story behind makoto shinkai funding voices of a distant star with the paycheck from a budget dreamcast game.
December 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
god bless him but I would rather be horsewhipped than read 500 fucking pages of toastyfrog blog posts about metroid, I want to know how yuke's made SIMPLE 15OO THE PRO-WRESTLING and the full story behind makoto shinkai funding voices of a distant star with the paycheck from a budget dreamcast game.
as I like to point out from time to time, the impeccably woke gaming forum I posted on for a while produced more confirmed sex criminals than DVDVR, plus googleshng, a guy who had to call off his plans to stalk zoe quinn's book tour when he couldn't muster the train fare.
December 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
as I like to point out from time to time, the impeccably woke gaming forum I posted on for a while produced more confirmed sex criminals than DVDVR, plus googleshng, a guy who had to call off his plans to stalk zoe quinn's book tour when he couldn't muster the train fare.
or they did lurk and learn, but they lurked and learned from places like 2008 CKC
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
or they did lurk and learn, but they lurked and learned from places like 2008 CKC
we had most of us come to the environment of the '00s internet from upbringings where we at least learned about normative modes of behavior.
we did not anticipate that the generation following us would be pure and untainted products of that environment.
we did not anticipate that the generation following us would be pure and untainted products of that environment.
December 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
we had most of us come to the environment of the '00s internet from upbringings where we at least learned about normative modes of behavior.
we did not anticipate that the generation following us would be pure and untainted products of that environment.
we did not anticipate that the generation following us would be pure and untainted products of that environment.
good boys and girls will get an arquebus in their stocking
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
good boys and girls will get an arquebus in their stocking
Of course now he's the god-emperor of Fortnite and could probably buy Bolivia if he wanted to, so all's well that ends well.
December 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Of course now he's the god-emperor of Fortnite and could probably buy Bolivia if he wanted to, so all's well that ends well.
The saddest game demo I ever saw in my life was Donald Mustard up on stage, clearly under duress from his publisher, showing a completely busted beyond belief build of Advent Rising. Just desperately trying to make it do anything that looked like gameplay and failing.
December 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The saddest game demo I ever saw in my life was Donald Mustard up on stage, clearly under duress from his publisher, showing a completely busted beyond belief build of Advent Rising. Just desperately trying to make it do anything that looked like gameplay and failing.
oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure Masaya Matsuura didn't even want to make Parappa 2. I forget if it was ever confirmed but conventional wisdom at the time was that he gave them the PS2 sequel so they'd let him make Vib Ribbon.
December 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure Masaya Matsuura didn't even want to make Parappa 2. I forget if it was ever confirmed but conventional wisdom at the time was that he gave them the PS2 sequel so they'd let him make Vib Ribbon.
products of an era when there was still money to be made off of console games that were really not very good.
December 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
products of an era when there was still money to be made off of console games that were really not very good.