Radar Threat
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I’m here to chew gum and…well, that’s about it. Got plenty of gum. Here, have a piece.
You could ensure an almost 100% voting rate by holding two election days a month apart. When a winner is declared for the first election, everyone will vote in the second election once they learn the implications of the winner, and either overturn the first result, or preserve it.
July 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
You could ensure an almost 100% voting rate by holding two election days a month apart. When a winner is declared for the first election, everyone will vote in the second election once they learn the implications of the winner, and either overturn the first result, or preserve it.
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162 years ago today, 262 average men from Minnesota saved the Union by sacrificing themselves at the Battle of Gettysburg.
In dire times for the country, a bunch of farmers, frontiersmen, shopkeepers, and lawyers from the newest state stood up for something greater than themselves.
In dire times for the country, a bunch of farmers, frontiersmen, shopkeepers, and lawyers from the newest state stood up for something greater than themselves.
July 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
162 years ago today, 262 average men from Minnesota saved the Union by sacrificing themselves at the Battle of Gettysburg.
In dire times for the country, a bunch of farmers, frontiersmen, shopkeepers, and lawyers from the newest state stood up for something greater than themselves.
In dire times for the country, a bunch of farmers, frontiersmen, shopkeepers, and lawyers from the newest state stood up for something greater than themselves.
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I have a huge case of Leader envy. And I mean HUGE. #WTFAmerica #HandsOff
May 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I have a huge case of Leader envy. And I mean HUGE. #WTFAmerica #HandsOff
If I was an NBA coach, I would get a bunch of those rigged basketball hoops from the circus midway and put them in the practice facility so that when the real game comes, it will seem like it’s really easy to make baskets.
May 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
If I was an NBA coach, I would get a bunch of those rigged basketball hoops from the circus midway and put them in the practice facility so that when the real game comes, it will seem like it’s really easy to make baskets.
Is this #timberwolves game gonna start or nah?
May 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Is this #timberwolves game gonna start or nah?
You gotta hand it to Trump, he found a way to tax the poor without them even realizing it. Turns out if you call it a tariff and lie that other countries will pay for it, the poor will gladly agree to it, even celebrate it
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You gotta hand it to Trump, he found a way to tax the poor without them even realizing it. Turns out if you call it a tariff and lie that other countries will pay for it, the poor will gladly agree to it, even celebrate it
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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I'm honestly running out of words I can use on the air to describe what's happening in and to this economy
March 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm honestly running out of words I can use on the air to describe what's happening in and to this economy
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First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem
March 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem
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It’s crazy how much of a difference a haircut makes #severance
February 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It’s crazy how much of a difference a haircut makes #severance
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If you’re wondering who the Elon Musk staffers are, the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) has several Musk staffers, including Amanda Scales, Brian Bjelde, Stephen Duarte, Christina Hanna, and Bryanne-Michelle Mlodzianowski.
February 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If you’re wondering who the Elon Musk staffers are, the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) has several Musk staffers, including Amanda Scales, Brian Bjelde, Stephen Duarte, Christina Hanna, and Bryanne-Michelle Mlodzianowski.
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“If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.”
February 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.”
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In 1933 German left were fighting amongst themselves and unable to mount a successful opposition. LEARN.
February 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
In 1933 German left were fighting amongst themselves and unable to mount a successful opposition. LEARN.
Truck drivers invented the staycation
January 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Truck drivers invented the staycation
Bob Scott (not a CPA) walked so Spotify could run
Since when did you have to become Rich like Tom Selleck or The Pope in order to afford a single record??? I remember when you could find a penny in the urinal at Wards, send it off in the Mail, then get a Big box with enough albums in it to open your very own Record Store
This is a Thread 🧵
This is a Thread 🧵
January 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Bob Scott (not a CPA) walked so Spotify could run
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"The worst part is they've been so propagandized that they actually think they are the smart ones." 🤷🤦🏾♀️
- Timothy O'Connor
- Timothy O'Connor
January 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"The worst part is they've been so propagandized that they actually think they are the smart ones." 🤷🤦🏾♀️
- Timothy O'Connor
- Timothy O'Connor
At its heart, the internet is just a telegraph system with super fast operators
January 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
At its heart, the internet is just a telegraph system with super fast operators
I hope I’m not giving too much away here, but this Vikings game is the equivalent of Manny Ramirez purposely striking out on a 3-2 pitch in June so they throw him that same pitch in October on 3-2
January 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I hope I’m not giving too much away here, but this Vikings game is the equivalent of Manny Ramirez purposely striking out on a 3-2 pitch in June so they throw him that same pitch in October on 3-2
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All the finest character witnesses.
December 24, 2024 at 11:52 PM
All the finest character witnesses.
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Notice that 2025 begins with WTF!!
December 22, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Notice that 2025 begins with WTF!!
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December 9, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I don't think Trump or his voters are actually conservative at all. They exist outside of any framework; the only common threads amongst them are ignorance, hypocrisy, and being scared of anything and anyone that's different from what they're used to.
December 8, 2024 at 7:20 PM
I don't think Trump or his voters are actually conservative at all. They exist outside of any framework; the only common threads amongst them are ignorance, hypocrisy, and being scared of anything and anyone that's different from what they're used to.