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Questing Turtle
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I pretend like I draw stuff, but mostly I make shitty videogames and complain
Love how I can't get my dog's Rx if he doesn't go back for another $1000 recheck. I just spent $2k on his last vet appt. I love my dog, but he is almost 15 and all his organs are failing, something tells me we don't need to worry about making tiny changes to his Rx, which has changed once in 3 years
December 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My child has been obsessed with the dirty slipper off my foot for a WILD amount of time this morning. Kids, man
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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You've read your last free article *aims gun*
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Fire up chips
heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Since I have an old dying pet, this has murdered me
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The algorithm on FB is truly cursed - - it has started showing me tons of stories about dead or dying babies and you know what? Maybe it's finally enough to make me stop looking at it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"poo-poos" and "teefers" - these are words I did not ever think I'd be saying, but here we are
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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is that good
November 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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my son is so cute, he makes all the other kids look like dogshit. the note from daycare literally says this
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
No internet at home... Can't work... too tired to do anything else (i.e., clean), can't take a nap because our water meter is supposed to get replaced before 4pm... So I'm just kinda sittin here
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I can't believe I finally got The Disease after 5+ years. I'm no longer moral. This sucks.
October 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Jesus we just got road-raged by a cybertruck asshole (surprise). He was tailgating us (we were going the speed limit) & then he passed us illegally and C flipped him off, and then at the next light he got out of his car and yelled "it's a good thing I have my kids in the car!!" Bro YOU raged US!!
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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I've been seeing my favorite fuzzy friends around! 🍂🐛
October 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake
October 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Just having a normal one, crying and singing Bobby Vinton to my baby
September 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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this is why we need to bring back shame

there need to be consequences for being a huge asshole, there need to be standards for how you behave in a decent society

the rules cannot be set by the worst of us
the cultural crisis is straightforward: there are no longer any formal consequences for blatantly anti-social behavior, and the rest of us are constantly just getting lectured that we have to put up with these assholes making our lives worse
Imagine if NPR had actually talked to safe streets advocates for this story and learned how the solutions to drivers killing people is not, in fact, victim blaming
September 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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ha ha guys, what if you took Tylenol on purpose to make your baby autistic so it was good at video games and liked trains and stuff lol??? OK good one! I feel like we've got that joke covered now!!
September 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I am so sick of the internet and all humans (except my baby). Maybe I'll just scroll through pictures of my baby to get some digital dopamine.
September 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM