Jared
@quasimodheux.bsky.social
Finally freed from the Twitter hellscape
Bitch what reason could you be doing that other than the most obvious, most fucking heinous and disgusting answer. Send him to prison NOW
The recently selected chair of a North Carolina county Board of Elections was charged for allegedly drugging ice cream from Dairy Queen with MDMA and Cocaine and giving them to his two grandchildren
NC county elections chair accused of putting cocaine, MDMA in granddaughters' ice cream
The chairman of the Surry County Board of Elections was charged after Wilmington police said they found evidence he placed illegal narcotics in his granddaughters' ice cream.
www.wral.com
August 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Bitch what reason could you be doing that other than the most obvious, most fucking heinous and disgusting answer. Send him to prison NOW
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Elmo’s LinkedIn update has me 😫
May 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Elmo’s LinkedIn update has me 😫
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i’ve been going HAM in the gym for the past few months and i’m starting to see the fruits of my labor, i feel so sorry for y’all and your men this summer.
April 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
i’ve been going HAM in the gym for the past few months and i’m starting to see the fruits of my labor, i feel so sorry for y’all and your men this summer.
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I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED A LITTLE LEFT OUT AND I’M A PLEASER
#TheWhiteLotus
#TheWhiteLotus
April 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED A LITTLE LEFT OUT AND I’M A PLEASER
#TheWhiteLotus
#TheWhiteLotus
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future historians debating whether dow jones, nasdaq, and S&P 500 were three separate gods of ancient America, or just three aspects of the same god
April 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
future historians debating whether dow jones, nasdaq, and S&P 500 were three separate gods of ancient America, or just three aspects of the same god
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This should have been the end of him. I will never understand how we ended up here.
April 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This should have been the end of him. I will never understand how we ended up here.
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3 years ago today, ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ was released in theaters.
March 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
3 years ago today, ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ was released in theaters.
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"The Trump administration accidentally texted me its war plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling."
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling."
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"The Trump administration accidentally texted me its war plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling."
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling."
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AOC: What they like to call as radical, I believe is common sense.
I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense
I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...
I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense
I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...
March 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
AOC: What they like to call as radical, I believe is common sense.
I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense
I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...
I believe that when a person gets sick, they shouldn’t go bankrupt in the wealthiest country in the history of the world. Common sense
I believe that a minimum wage should cover the minimum cost to live. Common sense...
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Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine
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March 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine
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Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
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February 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
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Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy
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February 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy
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Happy Black History Month!!!!!!
February 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Happy Black History Month!!!!!!
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tell me happy Black history month or you hate Black people
February 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
tell me happy Black history month or you hate Black people
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Allow yourself to rest.
Your soul speaks to you in the quiet moments between your thoughts.
Your soul speaks to you in the quiet moments between your thoughts.
January 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Allow yourself to rest.
Your soul speaks to you in the quiet moments between your thoughts.
Your soul speaks to you in the quiet moments between your thoughts.
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January 2025 as a meme
January 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
January 2025 as a meme
Y’all need to stop thirsting after that boy before you end up on a watch list 👀
December 10, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Y’all need to stop thirsting after that boy before you end up on a watch list 👀
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Hilaria Baldwin Deported
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December 9, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Hilaria Baldwin Deported
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Too old to be drafted 😌
Have fun over there y’all! 😘
Have fun over there y’all! 😘
November 19, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Too old to be drafted 😌
Have fun over there y’all! 😘
Have fun over there y’all! 😘