Umm hey. First of all, it was an accident

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

pretty colors and the “clickity clack” buttons have kept me from walking out so many times

She is my scar 💚💜

#agathaallalong #agathario

currently holding space for chappell roan to finally release the giver

i'm not someone who usually has strong opinions abt what ppl do in public spaces. i've had people smoke joints next to me on the subway it's whatever. but i firmly believe that people who take their phone out during a movie in the movie theater should be shot in the street

chappell roan and sabrina carpenter xmas special will save us

100% savings if you buy nothing on Black Friday.

i think chappell roan should be an even meaner lesbian in 2025