Quantum McKennic
@qmckennic.bsky.social
#DerbyTwitter refugee. NSO with Jet City. Love all things derby. I know things about other things too! I also love memes and audio drama!
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Don't let young coyotes watch Warner Bros. cartoons.
It gives them ideas.
It gives them ideas.
Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
November 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Don't let young coyotes watch Warner Bros. cartoons.
It gives them ideas.
It gives them ideas.
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This will not fool coyotes into actually eating billionaires, but they will chase them for fun in really weird ways to teach the AI the wrong way to hunt people.
Check box to agree to new user agreement to smear billionaires with chopped liver and set them loose in a fenced-off forest valley full of hungry coyotes to train AI.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This will not fool coyotes into actually eating billionaires, but they will chase them for fun in really weird ways to teach the AI the wrong way to hunt people.
Been there, done that. Kinda wish there was a t-shirt for it
Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Been there, done that. Kinda wish there was a t-shirt for it
Happy World Linguistics Day from Seattle, USA!
Happy World Linguistics Day from Montreal, Canada!
(I wonder how many different places we can get world linguistics day wishes from this year!)
(I wonder how many different places we can get world linguistics day wishes from this year!)
Happy World Linguistics Day from Melbourne, Australia!
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy World Linguistics Day from Seattle, USA!
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For Affirmation Coyote friends who have Thursday and Friday off, congratulations! You are past the hump, and Wednesday will be an easy slide to Thanksgiving.
For those working or in other lands, stay strong!
For those working or in other lands, stay strong!
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
For Affirmation Coyote friends who have Thursday and Friday off, congratulations! You are past the hump, and Wednesday will be an easy slide to Thanksgiving.
For those working or in other lands, stay strong!
For those working or in other lands, stay strong!
i am orang. i am not take questions
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
i am orang. i am not take questions
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Your hair looks great today!
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Your hair looks great today!
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Wednesday.
Hump Day.
The tiresome crawl up the slope to the middle of the M-F work week lies ahead of you.
You must.
You can.
You will.
Hump Day.
The tiresome crawl up the slope to the middle of the M-F work week lies ahead of you.
You must.
You can.
You will.
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Wednesday.
Hump Day.
The tiresome crawl up the slope to the middle of the M-F work week lies ahead of you.
You must.
You can.
You will.
Hump Day.
The tiresome crawl up the slope to the middle of the M-F work week lies ahead of you.
You must.
You can.
You will.
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Happy Exploding Whale Day to all that celebrate 🙏
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Happy Exploding Whale Day to all that celebrate 🙏
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Did you ever wish you could practice your officiating cues and signals every day with a handy flashcard-style app that would let you practice demonstrating and identifying cues and signals?
Well, now you can! #zebralife
www.reddit.com/r/rollerderb...
Well, now you can! #zebralife
www.reddit.com/r/rollerderb...
From the rollerderby community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the rollerderby community
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October 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Did you ever wish you could practice your officiating cues and signals every day with a handy flashcard-style app that would let you practice demonstrating and identifying cues and signals?
Well, now you can! #zebralife
www.reddit.com/r/rollerderb...
Well, now you can! #zebralife
www.reddit.com/r/rollerderb...
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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
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Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm:
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
October 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Remember, as SNAP is about to end, the standing rule remains firm:
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
If you see someone stealing diapers or formula no you didn't.
Omfg, how am I only finding out about these now?!?!? 😍😍😍
October 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Omfg, how am I only finding out about these now?!?!? 😍😍😍
I became something of a stoner after I broke my ankle a few years ago (it’s all but cured my insomnia). It was a shock to learn that 1.) The Munchies are real, & 2.) Stoned Q has a huge sweet tooth
October 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I became something of a stoner after I broke my ankle a few years ago (it’s all but cured my insomnia). It was a shock to learn that 1.) The Munchies are real, & 2.) Stoned Q has a huge sweet tooth
i haz a corm
This is Herman. He learned how to eat corn on the cob today. And within 11 seconds, he became an expert. 13/10 (TT: devonjohnson07)
October 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i haz a corm
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That's a good question. I think we're all discovering that countries have been operating like businesses and not the co-ops they actually are. We have let "business leaders" and people with generational wealth tell us we should elect them to office because they're natural leaders. They're grifters.
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
That's a good question. I think we're all discovering that countries have been operating like businesses and not the co-ops they actually are. We have let "business leaders" and people with generational wealth tell us we should elect them to office because they're natural leaders. They're grifters.
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oooh. Bookmarking this! "How to turn off AI tools in Apple, Google, Microsoft, and more." Step-by-step instructions from Consumer Reports.
How to Turn Off AI Tools Like Gemini, Apple Intelligence, Copilot, and More via @ConsumerReports
AI features are crowding into Google search, Gmail, iPhones, Windows laptops, and other products. If you're suffering from AI overload, these settings can help.
www.consumerreports.org
October 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
oooh. Bookmarking this! "How to turn off AI tools in Apple, Google, Microsoft, and more." Step-by-step instructions from Consumer Reports.
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Handy dandy list to make blocking easy (unless you have to keep track of Hatch Act violations) bsky.app/profile/eva....
October 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Handy dandy list to make blocking easy (unless you have to keep track of Hatch Act violations) bsky.app/profile/eva....
The Cat Distribution System at work
October 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The Cat Distribution System at work
“Oh my pie hole!”
Just one of the many things I adore about the German language 🤣🤣🤣
Just one of the many things I adore about the German language 🤣🤣🤣
In German, we have “Meine Fresse!” basically “my mouth!” but Fresse is a rather rude word for mouth…maybe like pie-hole or something…and I think that’s beautiful.
October 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“Oh my pie hole!”
Just one of the many things I adore about the German language 🤣🤣🤣
Just one of the many things I adore about the German language 🤣🤣🤣
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Hi! Have you had something high-protein today, drank a glass of water or gone outside? Many things are bad, but you still matter, and are someone worth taking care of. I know how hard you are trying. One thing at a time.
October 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hi! Have you had something high-protein today, drank a glass of water or gone outside? Many things are bad, but you still matter, and are someone worth taking care of. I know how hard you are trying. One thing at a time.
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