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Cereal Killer
@purplegoatnyc.bsky.social
New Yorker, Lead Clown at an IT circus, commuter cyclist, and full time sentence enhancer. But first, shhhh…coffee.
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Jeff Bezos would have caved to Trump, is what I’m saying
July 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Rupert Murdoch has many many many flaws but damn if he isn’t the only billionaire newspaper owner who clearly loves the mess of running a newspaper
July 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
How ya doing, Andy? Not so good? Next time you cheat on your significant other, don’t do it in a PUBLIC place and then cast blame on others for getting caught. I’ll raise my glass to your wife’s future divorce attorney. I hope they take all you own. #AndyByron #caughtoncamera #cheatersgonnacheat
July 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Foxtrot Delta Tango #FDT #Taco #AtillaTheDumb
May 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I heard something today that would make a GREAT skateboard deck name.

The SkankStick
May 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
A perfect example, Medium - well done.
May 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This is why I name my Netflix user profile the most offensive names I can think of. You can use your imagination…. #Netflix #OffensiveUserNames #Humor @paris.nyc @jeffjarvis.bsky.social
May 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
L train platform at Broadway Junction facing a Manhattan bound train. #NYC #NYCSubway #NYCPhotography
April 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I mean…. He’s my spirit animal. #WTF #WorkStuff #TheFWord @thurrott.bsky.social
My vocabulary at work… #work #vocabulary
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April 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Tim Cook honors Pope Francis on Twitter/X. No comment as yet on how much he intends to donate to new pope's inauguration.
April 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
“It’s all bullshit, folks. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for you.”

- George Carlin

#DeadGuyOnAStickDay #ReligionIsACult
#HappyBunnyDay
April 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If you show up at Mona’s Bar on a Sunday evening, there’s a really good chance you’ll get to enjoy the absolutely wonderful creations that Jess, our resident baker, creates and lets us enjoy. #NYCFood #EastVillage #MonasBar @leolaporte.me @paris.nyc
March 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
In honor of the upcoming Zombie Jesus Day, I present to you the reason I’ve got a penthouse suite reserved in Hell #EasterSunday #ZombieJesusDay #ReligionIsACult
March 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I’ll be on TWiT tomorrow with @leolaporte.me @padresj.bsky.social, and Patrick Beja. Lots of stuff to chat about!
March 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Nice to see Jackie is still driving racist assholes crazy 50+ years after he died
March 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Bodega cat says “Hello, world.” #NYC #BodegaCats #BodegaCatsOfBrooklyn
March 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Damn you, @reckless.bsky.social ! I thought I’d finally put the nightmares of aero glass support tickets to rest. May your next few bagels be a bit stale!! 😁 #TheVergecast #AeroGlass2025
March 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Just finished assembly of a bike I’ve wanted since they came out originally, a CAD4 Cannondale-Saeco team bike. #Cannondale #RoadCycling #CAD4. It needs some work, but it’s rideable.
March 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
A dog walks into a bar…. #Dogs #DogsInBars #NYC
March 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
@paris.nyc I heard you mention the Vintage Computer Fair down in Wall Township NJ. If you don’t want to drive, you could take a train from Penn Station. It’s NJ Transit so a little planning/checking ahead is recommended. It’s a 10 minute Uber/Lyft from the Belmar Station. #VCFEast #VintageComputers
March 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The NASCAR truck race tomorrow is going to be a damn fine show.

#NASCAR #CRAFTSMAN #LetsGoRacin

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From the NASCAR community on Reddit: Woooo boy, Atlanta’s surface is looking WORN
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February 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
NASCAR is back!! It’s been a long offseason and now it’s Daytona weekend.

The good shit, the bad shit, the funny shit, and the bullshit will have me glued to my TV. Yeah, I absolutely love cars racing in circles #NASCAR #Daytona500 #BoogityBoogity
February 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM