Alice Farero
@purplebananas1954.bsky.social
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i just want to be wealthy enough that i can call out “GUARDS!” and something will happen
March 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i just want to be wealthy enough that i can call out “GUARDS!” and something will happen
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Five public health facts RFK Jr doesn't want you to know:
1. Vaccines work and are safe.
2. Solid fats aren't health foods.
3. Random dead animals you find lying around are not safe to touch (or eat).
4. Methylene blue is a dye, not a miracle cure.
5. Measles is bad for you.
1. Vaccines work and are safe.
2. Solid fats aren't health foods.
3. Random dead animals you find lying around are not safe to touch (or eat).
4. Methylene blue is a dye, not a miracle cure.
5. Measles is bad for you.
March 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Five public health facts RFK Jr doesn't want you to know:
1. Vaccines work and are safe.
2. Solid fats aren't health foods.
3. Random dead animals you find lying around are not safe to touch (or eat).
4. Methylene blue is a dye, not a miracle cure.
5. Measles is bad for you.
1. Vaccines work and are safe.
2. Solid fats aren't health foods.
3. Random dead animals you find lying around are not safe to touch (or eat).
4. Methylene blue is a dye, not a miracle cure.
5. Measles is bad for you.
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This horse statuette in my DC hotel is too sexy! My kids are crying! #horses #sexyhorses #horsessexy #crying
March 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
This horse statuette in my DC hotel is too sexy! My kids are crying! #horses #sexyhorses #horsessexy #crying
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I will not be pun shamed!
Everyone knows that 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 the 9, but why was 7 able to eat the 9?
Because 7 was the only one who was still in his prime.
Because 7 was the only one who was still in his prime.
January 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I will not be pun shamed!
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Funny, that!
January 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Funny, that!
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Funny... not funny...
January 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Funny... not funny...
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This is what peak masculinity looks like in 2025
January 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is what peak masculinity looks like in 2025
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me 15 minutes after the edible hits
January 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
me 15 minutes after the edible hits
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Do not buy your Krampus from Amazon. Support your local Krampus dealer, support your community, support terrorizing small children.
December 4, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Do not buy your Krampus from Amazon. Support your local Krampus dealer, support your community, support terrorizing small children.
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Universally ignored.
December 5, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Universally ignored.
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