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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Helmet for this year's Fallout New Vegas event in Goodsprings. #fnv
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Now that the holiday season has officially begun, now is the best time to get caught up on Cataclysm Rising while shopping for gifts or just taking a moment for yourself. You can start with this link to our spotify! open.spotify.com/show/2rQBiFE...
F&F | Cataclysm Rising, S1 Ep 01 - The Tale Begins
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November 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
welp it is as i feared. vtmb2 is being called a dishonored-like and thrashed for just not being a good enough sequel to bloodlines. hopefully it'll get it's own cult following in a couple years...
October 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i need a bigger shelf for my stuff. i cant wait to eventually get a big ass entertainment center full of dvds and consoles
i have been physical media pilled
October 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Gender affirming surveillance 🏳️‍⚧️♥️
September 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Apologies to Robert Frost, but sometimes when you take the road less traveled, you end up in thrall to an ancient fungus god in the dark heart of the forest.
It can happen.
September 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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1. In the immediate aftermath of Charlie Kirk's shooting, the WSJ laundered claims that "transgender symbols" were found with the shooter's gun.

Now, a press conference reveals that NO such symbols were found.

WSJ owes a full retraction and apology.

Subscribe to support our journalism.
Press Conference: No "Transgender" Or "LGBTQ" Symbols Found At Kirk's Shooting
Yesterday, several media outlets claimed or strongly implied that "transgender symbols" were found at the scene of the gun used by Charlie Kirk's shooter. This turned out to be false.
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September 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
They make me go TSSSSSSSSS
Moscow mules are the fajitas of cocktails
September 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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you should buy your trans friends coffee or something today
September 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Having leftover Chinese tonight. Day would be even better if it were raining.
a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
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September 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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*spins a chair around* you know who else PLAYS a pretty CRITICAL ROLE? I'll give you a hint: When you reject Him, it's like a DAGGER in his HEART.
September 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Linehan can suck my 3cm destroyer. Bro looks like if Michael Meyers was a failed abortion. Fuck is he gonna do to a trans woman? Bros built like a pikman. #transrights
September 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I accept that I may be a forever ST for #vtm but I want to play a in a traveling troupe of kindred that is on an extended road trip. Or a in a cult that's traveling by car at what they think is the end of the world. I want to play a game with good travel mechanics damn it. #vtm #ttrpg
September 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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We've decided to launch our patreon page! Here, members can get early access to ad-free episodes, BTS content, and watch to our new post-session show, AfterCare: Post Episode Discussions plus more! Stay tuned for more exciting news!
July 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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To be fair, weaponized stupidity from people within the system can work quite effectively.
September 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My boyfriend: Well, 20 minutes ago I didn't know I had a pussy, but I ate this sandwich and all of a sudden shits throbing.
September 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Starbucks CEO pay: $96 MILLION
Starbucks worker pay: $15,000

Coca-Cola CEO pay: $28 MILLION
Coca-Cola worker pay: $14,000

CEOs used to make like 20x the average worker.
In 2024, the average CEO earned 632x more.

The system is rigged.
August 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Highwaymen and Thugs
August 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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"Before anyone can love you, first have to love yourself" is self help book BULLSHIT. You're fully capable of being loved right now, even if you struggle with mental health issues that make it hard to like yourself.
August 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Got all this for less than a triple A game. I fear an obsession with DVDs growing within me. #physicalmedia #dvds
August 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Btw my ST screen game with this toolkit booklet with places, people, and omen in them. Came in clutch when one of the player hit 7 successes on a roll for premonition lol. Honestly I rolled d100 and picked 7 omens from the table and improved my way through. Def made it easier tho.
August 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Was ST for my first #vtm game in about a year or so. Felt so good. Only had two players so I decided to do a Columbo/Psyche style detective game with a smattering of Twin Peaks in there. I came up with the mystery and a few clues in 30 mins and we got it rolling. #ttrpg
August 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Holy shit Bloodlines 2 is finally coming out?? I remember when it was first teased in 2019. It looks more linear which is sad cause I love the different paths you could take in vtmb but hopefully it's got a well written story to make up for it. Cautiously hopeful.
August 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM