parasocial parasaurolophus
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bargain bin lord byron, dollar tree filippo marinetti • politics, history, linguistics, art, stuff • i have no pronouns don't refer to me • 🏳️🌈 🔞
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My Life Without A Jetpack - Rebel Rebel
nojetpack.thecomicstrip.org/comics/314
#comics #kids #children
Mi Vida Sin Un Jetpack - Rebel Rebel
sinjetpack.thecomicstrip.org/comics/314
#comics #gatos #StarWars
nojetpack.thecomicstrip.org/comics/314
#comics #kids #children
Mi Vida Sin Un Jetpack - Rebel Rebel
sinjetpack.thecomicstrip.org/comics/314
#comics #gatos #StarWars
December 7, 2024 at 3:13 AM
My Life Without A Jetpack - Rebel Rebel
nojetpack.thecomicstrip.org/comics/314
#comics #kids #children
Mi Vida Sin Un Jetpack - Rebel Rebel
sinjetpack.thecomicstrip.org/comics/314
#comics #gatos #StarWars
nojetpack.thecomicstrip.org/comics/314
#comics #kids #children
Mi Vida Sin Un Jetpack - Rebel Rebel
sinjetpack.thecomicstrip.org/comics/314
#comics #gatos #StarWars
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yaaaamanduuuu uhú, yaaaamanduuu uhú, es yaaaamanduuuuuu uhú
(mi ingenio de escalera nunca descansa)
(mi ingenio de escalera nunca descansa)
a group of women are dancing in front of a purple background with the words xanadu xanadu
ALT: a group of women are dancing in front of a purple background with the words xanadu xanadu
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2024 at 12:09 AM
yaaaamanduuuu uhú, yaaaamanduuu uhú, es yaaaamanduuuuuu uhú
(mi ingenio de escalera nunca descansa)
(mi ingenio de escalera nunca descansa)
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This Palestinian journalist in the occupied West Bank remained calm and cracked a joke while Israeli sniper lasers were pointed at him.
November 15, 2024 at 10:01 AM
This Palestinian journalist in the occupied West Bank remained calm and cracked a joke while Israeli sniper lasers were pointed at him.
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I am currently in the state of epokhē, the suspension of all belief and action. This inbox is not being monitored.
I will respond to your email when time rushes in again to my being as the ocean through a broken sea-wall.
I am currently in the state of epokhē, the suspension of all belief and action. This inbox is not being monitored.
I will respond to your email when time rushes in again to my being as the ocean through a broken sea-wall.
October 15, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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I am currently in the state of epokhē, the suspension of all belief and action. This inbox is not being monitored.
I will respond to your email when time rushes in again to my being as the ocean through a broken sea-wall.
I am currently in the state of epokhē, the suspension of all belief and action. This inbox is not being monitored.
I will respond to your email when time rushes in again to my being as the ocean through a broken sea-wall.
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When you're on your way home and need just one more thing
November 30, 2023 at 8:44 PM
When you're on your way home and need just one more thing
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[Trying to be relatable] Uh I'm smoking on that shit that gave Goku heart problems
September 29, 2023 at 11:40 PM
[Trying to be relatable] Uh I'm smoking on that shit that gave Goku heart problems
every sex with me is a struggle session (i am constantly self-criticising)
September 17, 2023 at 12:52 AM
every sex with me is a struggle session (i am constantly self-criticising)
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You finish your jigsaw puzzle to find that it forms a picture of me eating your Oreos. You go to your pantry, and sure enough, there I am snackin
September 7, 2023 at 5:29 PM
You finish your jigsaw puzzle to find that it forms a picture of me eating your Oreos. You go to your pantry, and sure enough, there I am snackin
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Incapable of finding loose paper in my car without thinking it’s a treasure map I previously missed.
September 7, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Incapable of finding loose paper in my car without thinking it’s a treasure map I previously missed.
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i need a man that cares about the environment but also uses that one really strong detergent that smells so amazing
August 27, 2023 at 3:22 AM
i need a man that cares about the environment but also uses that one really strong detergent that smells so amazing
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My body is a temple and this shit is flooded man it's like 70% water
September 7, 2023 at 2:25 AM
My body is a temple and this shit is flooded man it's like 70% water
merry poster's christmas guys
September 11, 2023 at 4:01 AM
merry poster's christmas guys
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Your honor, if this was a jury of MY peers they'd know without a doubt I was just kidding
August 16, 2023 at 2:57 PM
Your honor, if this was a jury of MY peers they'd know without a doubt I was just kidding
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Dreamed Jim Carrey was telling me about his son who was having problems. I asked how old he is & he said 42. I was like whaaat then how old are you? He suddenly looked impossibly ancient & sad & said, “That memory has been left behind.” I touched his hand in sympathy & it was hot & dry as the desert
September 7, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Dreamed Jim Carrey was telling me about his son who was having problems. I asked how old he is & he said 42. I was like whaaat then how old are you? He suddenly looked impossibly ancient & sad & said, “That memory has been left behind.” I touched his hand in sympathy & it was hot & dry as the desert
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did boris vian know he was cooking with this
he must've
he must've
September 6, 2023 at 1:33 AM
did boris vian know he was cooking with this
he must've
he must've
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KNEEL BEFORE TOPSEY. Postcard from my collection, 1907.
September 5, 2023 at 12:20 AM
KNEEL BEFORE TOPSEY. Postcard from my collection, 1907.
imagine being a visigoth named Rodesindus or something riding into the iberian peninsula and your language is in such a stage of disintegration it's easier to just learn latin
September 5, 2023 at 12:41 AM
imagine being a visigoth named Rodesindus or something riding into the iberian peninsula and your language is in such a stage of disintegration it's easier to just learn latin
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what do people say in this place what should i post guys
September 4, 2023 at 6:34 PM
what do people say in this place what should i post guys