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Professor Bonk
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Big Nintendo and JRPG fan, love accessories (the dumber the better)
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estarland.bsky.social
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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These also seem to confirm the file sizes of the games on Switch 2 if you zoom in on the boxes:

RE7 Gold: 25 GB
RE8 Gold: 30 GB
RE9: 36 GB

This could change of course, but usually if a publisher doesn't have an idea of the file size yet, they put xx GB, so I'd say it's believable
wario64.bsky.social Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · Oct 29
Resident Evil Generation Pack announced for Switch 2 Key Cards (RE 7 Gold, RE Village Gold, RE Requiem)
October 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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hantani.bsky.social
There is an entry fee of HOW MUCH????
October 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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theflytrapmedia.com
Did you know that, according to a recent study by the Pew Research Center, 38% of webpages that existed in 2013 are no longer accessible?
When Online Content Disappears
A quarter of all webpages that existed at one point between 2013 and 2023 are no longer accessible.
f.mtr.cool
October 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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kaloncpu57.site
October 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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jellyjampudding.bsky.social
bonk and his dino wife
October 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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ditzyflama.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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triple-q.bsky.social
"A website that catalogues the fonts used in video games.
Fuck, it's genius... why didn't I think of that...!"
www.gamefontlibrary.com
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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blazingwaters.neocities.org
Another instance of the article being funnier than the headline
October 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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toadsanime.lostincult.co.uk
More than 26% of all video game workers in Europe were laid off in the past year, with over 10% of those still looking for work.

(Read more: GamesIndustry)
Image of the EU flag
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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The Simpsons without Bart
The Simpsons without Bart
October 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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blissy.bsky.social
👋Hey, @aftermath.site @stephentotilo.bsky.social
@mackeza.bsky.social @jasonschreier.bsky.social @gamedeveloper.bsky.social @rockpapershotgun.bsky.social
@keefstuart.bsky.social please take a look at this exclusive article about MercurySteam: employees reporting crunch, layoffs, bad practices...
blissy.bsky.social ☀️Blissy☀️ @blissy.bsky.social · Oct 15
🔴Exclusiva: entrevisto a diez trabajadores de MercurySteam para que cuenten lo que está pasando desde dentro desde hace meses: crunch, despidos, malas prácticas y muy mal ambiente laboral, entre otras cosas. Hoy, portada de 3DJuegos:

www.3djuegos.com/juegos/blade...
October 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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hownottodraw.bsky.social
Some new lines in Hello Kitty Island Adventure that I wrote! Writerly insight in the alt text (along with actual descriptive alt text)
A screenshot of Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Cinnamoroll is saying "Or think about things..." and the character can reply with one of the following: 1. The meaning of life? 2. Quantum mechanics? 3. World peace? 4. Fermat's Last Theorem? Writerly insight: I love to write jokes that imply that Cinnamoroll is actually incredibly smart and just never gets the opportunity to use it, because he's usually cast as a very childlike puppy who loves making friends and being cute. Secretly, at least in my head, he's winning Nobel Prizes for physics. A screenshot of Hello Kitty Island Adventure. TOPHAT, a glitchy character with a big purple tophat, says "I don't feel like my performance has really... changed in any way." You can reply "gotta boost that FPS" or "do we have a VSync setting?" Writerly insight: TOPHAT is the character with the most potential for self-aware "oh my god we're in a video game" jokes, I think, especially as he isn't an actual Sanrio character, so we can have more fun with him. This quest, called Bug Report, is an inside joke from the developers to the players, in which TOPHAT tries to figure out what a "bug report" is, by catching bugs, because he's heard that "getting rid of bugs" improves your performance and speed, which he likes the sound of. You, the player, obviously know what it means, so you suggest things that might ACTUALLY improve performance. Get it? A screenshot of Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Chococat is saying "A combination of reverse-wise concave extrusion and shrinking meshes." Writerly insight: I love when characters spout sciencey jargon. Chococat is the "smart guy", so I usually give it to him. This particular sciencey jargon is pulled from 3D modelling, combined with nonsense. What is "reverse-wise"? Who knows, but it sounds smart, and that's what's important. A screenshot of Hello Kitty Island Adventure. Pompompurin says (about pizza) "Do you fold yours? I like to roll mine up and eat it like a tube." The player can respond: 1. I fold 2. I roll 3. I start with the crust 4. I just eat it normally? Writerly insight: It's always fun to offer the player a chance to go along with the wacky nonsense that happens in the game, where everyone is just a little bit silly. I wanted to come up with several ways to eat pizza like a maniac, including at least one that I have seen someone do in real life (the crust one). I think it's also fun to have the player play the Straight Man role in their responses, where everyone else is being completely chaotic, and you can be the one to gently point out that they've all gone mad. Hence the last response.
October 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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clockworthclone.bsky.social
I feel like I post about this every year, but one of my favorite lessons in my Civics class, is when I use @jon.gvg.io and @gvg.io's Waddle Dee Knows video to teach the kids about media literacy. #teachersky #educationsky
October 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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loveshy.icu
October 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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rd.7thbe.at
You hit the button. That's it.

Rhythm Doctor is leaving Early Access on DECEMBER 6TH, 2025!

Save patients with your rhythm mastery, all the way through the final Act and our big finale.

🎵 Trailer directed by @rj.dcellgames.com with VFX by thefinals
September 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
profbonk.bsky.social
Ah yes, my favourite HD-2D game: Dragon Quest VII Reimagined
September 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
profbonk.bsky.social
If you could look like your pfp - would you want to?

It might surprise some people, but I like my face as it is now lol
falkoopa.in FalKoopa 🌈 @falkoopa.in · Sep 15
If you could look like your pfp - would you want to?

I mean minus the red hair I'm already kind of there I think
lucasthehuman.bsky.social Lucas the Human🏳️‍⚧️ @lucasthehuman.bsky.social · Sep 15
If you could look like your pfp - would you want to?

Sure. The hat and white hair would go hard. I think the massive hole in the chest and arcane scripture on the skin would take some getting used to, but the script goes hard, and I'm sure the hole could be a fun storage thing
September 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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threnody.bsky.social
hi, cis folks!

if you said you’d stand with trans people, we need you now.

the FY26 budget bill gets a vote by 9/30. the GOP wants to jam a ban on federal funding for ALL health services that provide trans care for ANY AGE.

we need you to call senators: reps.fyi

more info & script downthread.🧵
ericmgarcia.bsky.social Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · Sep 8
NEWS: House Appropriations Committee Republicans released their spending bill for Labor, Health and Human Services, Education, and Related Agencies. The legislation would prohibit taxpayer dollars for any type of gender-affirming care for transgender people. This would include programs like Medicaid
SEC. 243. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used to implement, administer, or enforce Executive Order 13988, entitled ‘‘Preventing and Combating Discrimination on the Basis of Gender Identity or Sexual Orientation’’, published by the Executive Office of the President on January 25, 2021 (86 Fed. Reg. 7023). SEC. 244. None of the funds made available by this Act may be used for any social, psychological, behavioral,or medical intervention performed for the purposes of in16 tentionally changing the body of an individual (including by disrupting the body’s development, inhibiting its natural functions, or modifying its appearance) to no longer correspond to the individual’s biological sex.
September 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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wizbirdgames.com
📢📢 I'm proud to finally reveal my indie game... 📢📢
Cutting Edge is now available to wishlist on Steam!

Perform life-saving operations in this fast-paced surgery sim + visual novel-lite! The patient's life is in your claws!

#indiedev #indiegame #announcement #trailer #godot #CuttingEdgeGame
July 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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chimeracoder.bsky.social
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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theotherrickfox.bsky.social
This is why you keep at these motherfuckers with your calls. Do. Not. Stop.
beckyarchetype.bsky.social Becky 🍉 💙💛 @beckyarchetype.bsky.social · Aug 19
Fuck censorship. They're coming after you next, whether you make porn or not. I have never sold NSFW services or artwork, yet here's my termination from Stripe! Fully SFW, innocent headshots of furries = adult content. This is what we've been trying to fucking tell y'all this whole month!
August 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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nathangrayson.bsky.social
this weekend, hideo kojima and a whole host of games industry luminaries will speak at the esports world cup's new global sport conference in riyadh, saudi arabia. they are doing this of their own free will and should be judged accordingly
Previous years’ iterations have featured bigwigs from companies like Sony, Sega, and Bungie, as well as a bunch of esports types and investors, but Kojima is easily NGSC’s biggest get in terms of pure name value. This year he’s joined by the likes of Activision COO Joshua Taub, Twitch CEO Dan Clancy, Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot, Sega president Shuji Utsumi, Sony CSO Toshimoto Mitomo, Tekken director Katsuhiro Harada, former gaming exec and current soccer team owner Peter Moore, and chess champion Magnus Carlsen, among others. I hope they all have a great time this weekend. In other news, a new report from Human Rights Watch and Middle East Democracy Center says that 2025 has seen Saudi authorities carry out an “unprecedented surge in executions,” notable among them Turki al-Jasser, a journalist known for exposing corruption within the Saudi royal family. “Behind closed doors, Saudi Arabia is executing peaceful activists and journalists following politicized trials,” said Middle East Democracy Center’s Abdullah Alaoudh. “These state-sanctioned killings are an assault on basic human rights and dignity that the world cannot afford to ignore.”
August 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
profbonk.bsky.social
It is also 850 yen in Japan, so probably 10 bucks and its equivalent everywhere, which seems like a good price for it.

Anyway please buy it so we can get a Hotel Dusk and Last Window remake or at least more games with this art style
nineverything.bsky.social NinEverything @nineverything.bsky.social · Jul 23
Arc System Works' recently-announced Nintendo Switch 2 title Dear Me, I Was will be out next week https://nintendoeverything.com/arc-system-works-announces-dear-me-i-was-for-nintendo-switch-2/
Dear Me, I Was
July 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM