Kris
princeofpork.bsky.social
Kris
@princeofpork.bsky.social
Durham, gig attender, fish boy
Seeing ads for half a loaf of bread, totally normal
June 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
No matter how much i look at the weather app i think im getting wet on this bike ride home
June 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Classic Rock Guys will often say “I like all kinds of music” but they only really listen to on type of music from 1 very specific era just like guys will say “I’m not really political” and vote republican every time. As a matter of fact they might just be all the same guy.
June 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Nobody is allowed to be mean to me today, im wearing hemmed shorts
June 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
OTW to greenville nc, brb
June 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
BIG changes in old east durham
June 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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People love to look down on like baristas because they have a “real job” in like, advertising.

Dog If one barista disappeared it would mess up 100 people’s mornings. If all of advertising disappeared the entire world would immediately feel blissful, calming relief
June 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Chatted it up with Chaz Martenstein of Bull City Records for my latest @wunc.org .

www.wunc.org/wunc-music/2...
Bull City Records' Chaz Martenstein is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet
WUNC Music Reporter Brian Burns chats with Chaz Martenstein who is celebrating 20 years of Bull City Records
www.wunc.org
June 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Saw full of hell, they gave love to north carolinas biome lol
May 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Hollywood needs to quit messin around and let me make the dhalsim movie
May 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Went to see amyl and the sniffers last night and hearing them all butcher the pronunciation of 'raleigh' in their australian accents was worth the price of admission
May 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Got a GTA bundle for the switch, includes 3, vice city, and san andreas, and ninetendo really missed a huge opportunity to add the BOTW glider to these games
May 22, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Quite sure ruddy duck is pictured here, which is a great spot to eat cheap imported shrimp and have a seagull eat off your plate
May 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Spent too long figuring out how to spell raisin
May 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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SEBULBA: I just flew in from Tatooine and boy are my arms legs
May 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Switch my phone browser's default search engine to duck duck go, hoping to avoid some ads out here
May 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Wow! Some trenchant analysis in an op-ed in the Vermont Digger this morning about a potential root cause of ballooning costs at rural hospitals.
May 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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i cannot for the life of me follow what is going on in this debate
May 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When updating the driver fails to work then you do the secret harder to find driver update
April 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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🚨 WHITE HOUSE: MODS? MODS???
🚨 WHITE HOUSE: AMAZON SHOWING TARIFFS ON EACH PRODUCT IS A HOSTILE AND POLITICAL ACT
April 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
MFW its softshell season
April 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
7 day biking streak puts me one step closer to my 2 goals this year - Immortality and the greatest thighs in durham
April 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
When are we getting slowed down jeremy - pearl jam for the next batman movie trailer
April 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Love seeing trash rain down from the roof top at velvet hippo while i bike by
April 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM