you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

🌈 ROLL BOWS 🌈

Who had the worse cover of “Santa Baby,” Taylor Swift’s spoiled rich girl version or whatever the hell Michael Bublé was doing with “Santa Buddy?”

YOUR ESPN D1 BAND OF THE YEAR…

SOUTHERN UNIVERSITY’S HUMAN JUKEBOX

FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/

"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you

"Cancel culture" = when you criticize me

I'm doing a challenge run in CFB 25 Road to Glory. Starting as a 2 star power back in the MAC, my goal is to be an All-American on a playoff team by the end of my senior year.

I'll be posting updates here.

I think I’m gonna start bringing my Switch to work so I can play Paper Mario during lunch.

In line at the bar at the NYE party when Wobble comes on. The guy behind me says “I ain’t waiting, I gotta wobble”

King.

I’ve got thoughts on the Heisman race:

First, let’s all agree that Jeanty and Hunter will finish first and second, not necessarily in that order

This is the first time since 1980 that the Heisman race has been between two players at different positions, where neither of them is a quarterback

(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS AGAIN)
(SCREAMS SOME MORE)

“Incomplete pass”

At least Mizzou won this weekend.

carolina needs to spend every single draft pick on defense this year

Hear us out

Don’t leave

Not that there's any measure of justice in the world that is sufficient for the Sandy Hook families but I hope they are laughing their asses off this morning

There are few things more satisfying than figuring out how to use a new Excel function.