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alex pretzlav
@pretz.bsky.social
Cooking, kids, bikes, video games.
Oakland, CA
iOS @ Patreon, prev Twitter, Periscope, Yelp.
he/him

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He’s seen Alf’s hog
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Very jealous of my four-year-old’s new shoes. He picked them.
July 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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among the many things they don’t tell you about having kids is the amount of money you will shell out to buy various berries
July 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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It is done. I have tasted TWENTY-NINE fish sauces in multiple stages across two days, and I have some thoughts. Here are my favorites, but for the curious, read on. Three Crabs, Squid and Megachef devotees, hold your fire. All 3 were near misses, and we may not agree, but I will explain... (1/33)
July 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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NO KINGS
June 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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rt if u agree
a colorful painting of a woman with the name bjork on the bottom
ALT: a colorful painting of a woman with the name bjork on the bottom
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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I wrote a blog post about KVO and #swiftlang: "The Curious Case of NSObject.observe" https://pretzlav.com/blog/2025/02/16/nsobject-observe/
#iosdev
The Curious Case of NSObject.observe
A deep dive into the NSObject `observe` method for key value observation in swift.
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February 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Honestly, liberalism fucks so hard. I should not feel this much fire and steel in me for such such abstruse concepts of equality and justice for people I've never even met.

And yet I do. Humanity is my brother, and I will defend my brother.
January 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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The federal shut down feels eerily familiar to when Elon & co took over Twitter. They came in, asked no questions, had no idea who did what and it was absolute chaos. That was a social media platform. This is the country. People are going to die because these are incompetent cruel bullies.
January 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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My extremely niche hot take today is Meow Wolf's Omega Mart is super cool and impressive and it's fucking awesome to see how #nonchalance and the #jejune Institute's influence has continued to reverberate for years. Big big elsewhere public works agency vibes.
January 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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incredible -- the NYT ran fluff "what i hope to see in 2025" blurbs from CEOs and economists, and then this guy

www.nytimes.com/2025/01/02/o...
January 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Blippo+
panic.com Panic @panic.com · Dec 11
Blippo+: non-demand, 1-bit, over-the-top television. Find out when Blippo+ will be available in your area at blippo.plus & wishlist on Steam: s.team/a/3323850
Blippo+
𝘃ideo is no 𝗴ame™
blippo.plus
December 21, 2024 at 6:51 AM
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More adventures in #iosdev #swiftlang AttributedStrings:
It can often be convenient to add custom attributes to NSAttributedStrings, to pass along additional metadata for whatever reason associated with a specific part of a string.

This is straightforward […]

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December 13, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Great Success!
December 13, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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if you want a religion, go get yourself a religion that demands good works and isn’t venture-backed
December 12, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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Widescreen gaming on the
Apple ][.
August 1, 2023 at 10:58 AM
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there are cathedrals everywhere, for those with the eyes to see
December 6, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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how do you all remember every UUID? I find it really hard. so I wrote them all down on every uuid dot com

the list has fast search across all 2^122 values (so you can find your favorites) - hoping to add some social features like "trending UUIDs" soon!
December 6, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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Like many other transit agencies, Caltrain ridership was stuck at a lower level post-2020.

However, with electrification complete, allowing faster and more frequent trips, ridership has soared and is now approaching 2020 levels 🚋🚋🚋
The FTA just released October US transit ridership data, so I want to highlight the results of 3 big recent transit expansions

First is the Bay Area's Caltrain, where ridership is up 78% year-on-year in the wake of the line's recent electrification!
December 6, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Ok I think I’m going to try to fix this as an educational exercise. It should be possible??? It will at least teach me more Swift 6.
Oh cool Apple's "AVCam" sample project has been updated to require iOS 18 and Xcode 16, but doesn't compile in #swift 6. In fact, it has some pretty substantial concurrency violations that I'm not sure how to fix! #iosdev […]
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December 4, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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Oh cool Apple's "AVCam" sample project has been updated to require iOS 18 and Xcode 16, but doesn't compile in #swift 6. In fact, it has some pretty substantial concurrency violations that I'm not sure how to fix! #iosdev […]
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December 2, 2024 at 8:26 PM
I ordered a 2TB ssd for my steam deck for $109. That’s over 7 times cheaper than what Apple charges.

For the cost of that much storage from Apple I could buy a second top of the line Steam Deck.
December 1, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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We have 38k follows. Had 80k at the bad place. Help us get to our goal of 100k for New Years. Join us!
November 26, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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at least three of these acts have fanbases who, when they see that I, through the naked power of my immaculate posting, have served them all their lunch, will end my reign. I accept this. but today? today, I gaze down from my bejeweled skeet throne and my laughter resounds throughout the kingdom
November comes to an end - and here comes a new Top Ten of the biggest official Bluesky accounts of bands or musicians (which I know of). Places 1 and 2 are as they were in October. But the rest is new :-) #BlueskyMusic

Reposts are welcome! 1/3
November 29, 2024 at 4:56 PM