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Jewel ✨
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Julian ⭐ 27 ⭐ ♏︎ ⭐ he/they. Modern marvel & mystic. Got lobotomized at Claire's!
anyway might fuck around and practice putting a fire out with my fingers, for enrichment. im always doing things
September 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
bit of a REBRAND !!!! Unfortunately for less than ideal reasons since bsky's safety features blow. I also deleted my pinned post & won't be replacing it for now and removed my links from my profile, so if you need to find me anywhere feel free to DM me!
September 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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and they have to put hearts over their i's. it's very important.
August 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
sorry ryder carroll normally i would agree with you that bullet journaling should be simple & decorated spreads should not at all be the norm much less the image of bullet journaling itself but i am afraid feminizing men is more important in this case. Sometimes you just have to Prioritize
August 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
this is gonna have to do i am not spending more than 5 minutes on this joke
August 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
you're going to draw fucking hearts and wreaths around your bullet journal page and make monthly trackers with cute little doodles and pastels & You are going to Fucking Like it
August 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Free Chocolate Pudding via Parking Lot. Limited Time Offer.
August 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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People letting their XIV subs lapse when they stop caring about their houses
August 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Hey bro I don't wanna sound like I don't trust you but I can't help but notice that you're acting as a friend and guide to our party yet you aren't in the box art
August 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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step 1: lock in

step 2: lock in please

step 3: please lock in please do it now please

step 4: eep

step 5: lock in
August 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Me: (a new vampire) I still kinda want a hotdog
July 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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logging onto Bluesky
August 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Israel destroyed a Palestinian seed bank today. This is such a specific kind of evil, targeting literal hope for the future. Attempting to further alienate Palestinians from their home and land. So much destroyed just for the sake of destroying. It's awful.
August 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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“Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.”

Via ABC News
August 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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wretched little starving victorian child begging for just a morsel of gruel
July 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
July 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Been talking to the angels lately and they said I needed to increase my faggotry levels by deciding I'm embodying my manhood even during the times I'm embracing my femininity more. Might fuck around and dress like a girl while vying for princedom later
July 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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whoever invented crab cakes deserves an enormous fat sloppy suck
April 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Pronoun update. You can refer to me with she/her under the following circumstances:

1. When it's Funny (i.e. For the Bit)
2. When it's Hot
July 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
ANYWAY
July 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Posting on here since I forgor what paper and where I put my goddamn wleague password on and im in 2 luxurious of a mood to deal with solving that problem right now
a pixel art of a crying smiley face with its mouth open
ALT: a pixel art of a crying smiley face with its mouth open
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July 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
There comes a time, in many a witch's practice, where you can gain a 10% fire resistance buff. You can build this by repeatedly burning yourself lighting a candle, or taking an unclear amount of embers to the skin
June 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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May 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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May 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM