President Taft
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President Taft
@presidenttaft.bsky.social
330 pounds of Presidential Soccer takes.
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Respect to Wayne Gretzky for not preparing for this at all. You miss 100% of the pronunciations you don't practice for.
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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COME HERE SOCCEROOS
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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The US c team is beating the ever loving shit out of Uruguay’s A- team.
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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our faces this whole game #USMNT
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Did we just win the World Cup? #usmnt
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
USMNT vibes all time high. Stop the game 🤘🏼
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Washington Spirit has hosted more playoff matches at Audi Field this year (two) than D.C. United has since the stadium opened in 2018 (one).
😵‍💫
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Interviewing Aubrey Kingsbury after the game:

#NWSLPlayoffs
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Soccer is easy, you just get the ball and run in a straight line as fast as you can
Micky van de Ven 👀
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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'MOUSE: P.I. For Hire' releases March 19, 2026 🎮🐭

• Game is inspired by 1930s cartoons
• Protagonist is voiced by Troy Baker
October 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Welp… for the next 4-7 games, guess I’m a Blue Jays fan.
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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This just in ⏳
October 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
@dcunitedofficial.bsky.social do something soon please.
October 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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i still cannot f—king believe there are challenge flags at the u-20 world cup
October 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Textbook from the former Arsenal center back.
October 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Just finished watching a #usmnt soccer game:
September 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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US presidents should be required to eat one of these before taking office, like the king with Excalibur
Uncrustable Burger acquired.
August 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Not them removing the cracker and barrel
Cracker Barrel has rebranded for the first time since 1977
August 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Puma must be stopped
August 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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Luna al-Gaib 👑
July 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Yes, chef ⏳
June 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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The best part of the Club World Cup is learning how many of the world's greatest athletes would spontaneously combust if they had to do a single August two-a-day for Texas high school football
June 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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they hate this mf just as much as we do 😒
June 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM