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Kissinger: “Well, well, well - look who it is.”

Rumsfeld: ”Took you long enough.”

Epstein: “They’ll let anyone in here!”

Cheney: “Good to see you fellas!”

Asmodeus, Prince of Worms: “BACK TO WORK”

welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)

The US Administration is now deleting its internal communications, in brazen violation of the Federal Records Act, in order to conceal its other illegal acts.

Those entrusted to enforce our Congress’s laws sit, simply watching this happen, flaccid and impotent.

U.S. taxpayers have spent $24 billion on Netanyahu's horrific war in Gaza. Instead of starving children, that money could pay for:

700,000 public housing units
500,000 low-income kids receiving health care
500,000 veterans receiving VA care
600,000 kids in Head Start

Combined.

youtuber at 15 minutes of 1 hour video: so I guess it isn't possible to beat scooby doo night of 1000 frights without double jumping...............
me: ah that sucks 😕
youtuber:..........that is, unless we notice this uneven geometry in the corner of the room
me: :0000000000000000

10 word horror story:

30 year old, on Hinge: "Figuring out my dating goals"

lol they are about to airdrop the white south africans over capetown

go on you old pussy, drone strike his house. do it sir. are you gonna take that? you are the president

Reggie Watts addresses Thom Yorke’s statement on Palestine and it’s good

Coprolite isn't my favorite fossil but it's a solid number two.

Me, just now to my friend: "My microbiome has been beaten within an inch of its life so many times it now has full-body armor made of scar tissue. If someone who drinks kombucha regularly pulled the shit I do they'd be dead in a week."

The new season of You opening with Too Sweet by Hozier is insane 😭 The people behind this shit know exactly what they're doing

Scotland managed to get “Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead” to number 1 following Thatcher’s death. I’m just saying we should agree on a song now so that we’re prepared

a liberal a nazi and a disney adult walk into a bar

keeping a tab open watching tesla stock and it might be the best mood enhancer i've ever experienced