PReimers
@preimers.ch
Level: 34 • Digital Native • Upgraded • Hacker • Web-Dev • Something with p0rn • #elePHPant collector • • He/him
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The PHP Foundation is Seeking a New Executive Director! 🐘💜
We're asking the PHP community to help find the right person for this role. If you know someone who would be an excellent fit, please encourage them to apply or reach out to us directly.
thephp.foundation/blog/2025/11... #phpc #php
We're asking the PHP community to help find the right person for this role. If you know someone who would be an excellent fit, please encourage them to apply or reach out to us directly.
thephp.foundation/blog/2025/11... #phpc #php
The PHP Foundation is Seeking a New Executive Director
The PHP Foundation — Supporting, Advancing, and Developing the PHP Language
thephp.foundation
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The PHP Foundation is Seeking a New Executive Director! 🐘💜
We're asking the PHP community to help find the right person for this role. If you know someone who would be an excellent fit, please encourage them to apply or reach out to us directly.
thephp.foundation/blog/2025/11... #phpc #php
We're asking the PHP community to help find the right person for this role. If you know someone who would be an excellent fit, please encourage them to apply or reach out to us directly.
thephp.foundation/blog/2025/11... #phpc #php
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There's a gang in my area and they recruit members by threatening them with all kinds of punishments if they don't join.
But enough about the church...
But enough about the church...
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
There's a gang in my area and they recruit members by threatening them with all kinds of punishments if they don't join.
But enough about the church...
But enough about the church...
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Honestly Some Of You Deserved To Get Hacked
#programming #hacking #security #authentication #Cybersecurity
https://programmerhumor.io/security-memes/honestly-some-of-you-deserved-to-get-hacked-jbu1
#programming #hacking #security #authentication #Cybersecurity
https://programmerhumor.io/security-memes/honestly-some-of-you-deserved-to-get-hacked-jbu1
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Honestly Some Of You Deserved To Get Hacked
#programming #hacking #security #authentication #Cybersecurity
https://programmerhumor.io/security-memes/honestly-some-of-you-deserved-to-get-hacked-jbu1
#programming #hacking #security #authentication #Cybersecurity
https://programmerhumor.io/security-memes/honestly-some-of-you-deserved-to-get-hacked-jbu1
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Der Personaldienstleister Robert Half vergleicht die Schweizer IT-Gehälter.
IT-Angestellte erwarten 2026 mehr Lohn
Robert Half vergleicht die Schweizer IT-Gehälter. Laut dem Personaldienstleister sind viele Arbeitnehmende überzeugt, höhere Löhne aushandeln zu können.
www.inside-it.ch
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Der Personaldienstleister Robert Half vergleicht die Schweizer IT-Gehälter.
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Also this sight gag.
I can't explain it, but I've never laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at "Pappa Pia!"
The sequel to "Mamma Mia!"
I can't explain it, but I've never laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at "Pappa Pia!"
The sequel to "Mamma Mia!"
October 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Also this sight gag.
I can't explain it, but I've never laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at "Pappa Pia!"
The sequel to "Mamma Mia!"
I can't explain it, but I've never laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at "Pappa Pia!"
The sequel to "Mamma Mia!"
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🙌 Remembering Ryan Weaver: Teacher, Core Team Member, Friend
➡️ https://symfony.com/blog/remembering-ryan-weaver-teacher-core-team-member-friend
➡️ https://symfony.com/blog/remembering-ryan-weaver-teacher-core-team-member-friend
August 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
🙌 Remembering Ryan Weaver: Teacher, Core Team Member, Friend
➡️ https://symfony.com/blog/remembering-ryan-weaver-teacher-core-team-member-friend
➡️ https://symfony.com/blog/remembering-ryan-weaver-teacher-core-team-member-friend
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"We're going to lay off 10% of the company to eliminate redundancies."
Four months later...
"What do you mean we can't do this critical task because the only person who knows how to do it is on annual leave? How is it possible that no else in the company knows how to handle it?"
Four months later...
"What do you mean we can't do this critical task because the only person who knows how to do it is on annual leave? How is it possible that no else in the company knows how to handle it?"
August 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
"We're going to lay off 10% of the company to eliminate redundancies."
Four months later...
"What do you mean we can't do this critical task because the only person who knows how to do it is on annual leave? How is it possible that no else in the company knows how to handle it?"
Four months later...
"What do you mean we can't do this critical task because the only person who knows how to do it is on annual leave? How is it possible that no else in the company knows how to handle it?"
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I announced a large computer security lift to part of IT today. People messaged me saying things were broken.
I haven't deployed it yet.
I haven't deployed it yet.
August 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I announced a large computer security lift to part of IT today. People messaged me saying things were broken.
I haven't deployed it yet.
I haven't deployed it yet.
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++ BAHN-ANSAGE DES MONATS, 07/2025 ++
August 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
++ BAHN-ANSAGE DES MONATS, 07/2025 ++
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3D printed my son a HUGE Lego man! This is as large as it would possibly be for my printer
July 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
3D printed my son a HUGE Lego man! This is as large as it would possibly be for my printer
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A meltdown isn’t over nothing.
It’s never over nothing.
It’s what happens when your needs have been ignored for too long.
When you’ve been overstimulated, dismissed, touched without consent, spoken over, denied food, denied rest, denied space, denied truth.
It’s never over nothing.
It’s what happens when your needs have been ignored for too long.
When you’ve been overstimulated, dismissed, touched without consent, spoken over, denied food, denied rest, denied space, denied truth.
July 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
A meltdown isn’t over nothing.
It’s never over nothing.
It’s what happens when your needs have been ignored for too long.
When you’ve been overstimulated, dismissed, touched without consent, spoken over, denied food, denied rest, denied space, denied truth.
It’s never over nothing.
It’s what happens when your needs have been ignored for too long.
When you’ve been overstimulated, dismissed, touched without consent, spoken over, denied food, denied rest, denied space, denied truth.
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Grosser Knall aus Genf wegen der Überwachungsfantasien unserer Bundesverwaltung. Die Schweiz verliert 100 Millionen Investitionen.
Kampf um Regulierung: Schweizer Techfirma protestiert gegen «Überwachung» und investiert fortan im Ausland
Millionen Menschen nutzen die Verschlüsselungsdienste von Proton. Bisher hat die Firma mit Swissness geworben. Ihr Chef will nun aber 100 Millionen im Ausland investieren. Warum?
www.tagesanzeiger.ch
July 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Grosser Knall aus Genf wegen der Überwachungsfantasien unserer Bundesverwaltung. Die Schweiz verliert 100 Millionen Investitionen.
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EFF’s @legind.bsky.social and Tori Noble help the @washingtonpost.com parse the technical and legal implications of an employer demanding that you install work-related apps on your personal phone.
Column | Work Advice: How to keep workplace tech off your personal phone
Tech and legal experts outline the real-life risks and benefits of using personal mobile phones for work tasks.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
EFF’s @legind.bsky.social and Tori Noble help the @washingtonpost.com parse the technical and legal implications of an employer demanding that you install work-related apps on your personal phone.
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Die meisten #Speedtest-Server sind für unsere #Fiber7 Anschlüsse mit 25Gbps zu langsam. Ein zeitgemässer Server für #Speedtest braucht eine 100Gbps Anbindung.
July 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Die meisten #Speedtest-Server sind für unsere #Fiber7 Anschlüsse mit 25Gbps zu langsam. Ein zeitgemässer Server für #Speedtest braucht eine 100Gbps Anbindung.
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one of the stupid things that makes me feel alive is taking long exposure shots of night rocket launches taking off from Canaveral.
July 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
one of the stupid things that makes me feel alive is taking long exposure shots of night rocket launches taking off from Canaveral.
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July 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Hey folks 👋 , I'm available to hire!
💼 Part time, ~4h/day
⏳ Happy to work remote EU/UK/US
✅ I am a software team leader, Java/PHP/Rust/C/etc
🧑💼 Experience in avionics/finance/insurance/education/gov
If you would like to talk more and see how I can help your team succeed, DM me and lets chat! 💬
💼 Part time, ~4h/day
⏳ Happy to work remote EU/UK/US
✅ I am a software team leader, Java/PHP/Rust/C/etc
🧑💼 Experience in avionics/finance/insurance/education/gov
If you would like to talk more and see how I can help your team succeed, DM me and lets chat! 💬
July 1, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Hey folks 👋 , I'm available to hire!
💼 Part time, ~4h/day
⏳ Happy to work remote EU/UK/US
✅ I am a software team leader, Java/PHP/Rust/C/etc
🧑💼 Experience in avionics/finance/insurance/education/gov
If you would like to talk more and see how I can help your team succeed, DM me and lets chat! 💬
💼 Part time, ~4h/day
⏳ Happy to work remote EU/UK/US
✅ I am a software team leader, Java/PHP/Rust/C/etc
🧑💼 Experience in avionics/finance/insurance/education/gov
If you would like to talk more and see how I can help your team succeed, DM me and lets chat! 💬
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Mit welchem Selbstbewusstsein manche Verkehrsteilnehmer ihre Ahnungslosigkeit kundtun 🤦.
Ich stehe dezent schimpfend vor der roten Fahrradampel über die Ziegelstraße rum. Radfahrer brettert ungebremst an mir vorbei. /
Ich stehe dezent schimpfend vor der roten Fahrradampel über die Ziegelstraße rum. Radfahrer brettert ungebremst an mir vorbei. /
June 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Mit welchem Selbstbewusstsein manche Verkehrsteilnehmer ihre Ahnungslosigkeit kundtun 🤦.
Ich stehe dezent schimpfend vor der roten Fahrradampel über die Ziegelstraße rum. Radfahrer brettert ungebremst an mir vorbei. /
Ich stehe dezent schimpfend vor der roten Fahrradampel über die Ziegelstraße rum. Radfahrer brettert ungebremst an mir vorbei. /
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#werbung - Mit einem Wechsel zu @greenplanetenergy.bsky.social machst du die Energiewende selber! Die größte Energiegenossenschaft Deutschlands wird mit dir noch stärker.
Geh jetzt auf www.gp.de/ruthe
Green Planet Energy verlost Tickets für meine Show in einer Stadt eurer Wahl.
Geh jetzt auf www.gp.de/ruthe
Green Planet Energy verlost Tickets für meine Show in einer Stadt eurer Wahl.
June 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
#werbung - Mit einem Wechsel zu @greenplanetenergy.bsky.social machst du die Energiewende selber! Die größte Energiegenossenschaft Deutschlands wird mit dir noch stärker.
Geh jetzt auf www.gp.de/ruthe
Green Planet Energy verlost Tickets für meine Show in einer Stadt eurer Wahl.
Geh jetzt auf www.gp.de/ruthe
Green Planet Energy verlost Tickets für meine Show in einer Stadt eurer Wahl.
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Today we celebrate 30 years of PHP at the PHPVerse online conference 🥳!
https://lp.jetbrains.com/phpverse-2025/
#php #30yearsofphp
https://lp.jetbrains.com/phpverse-2025/
#php #30yearsofphp
JetBrains PHPverse 2025 – Online Event Celebrating 30 Years of PHP
Join us for a free virtual event as we celebrate PHP’s 30th anniversary with top experts and thought leaders. Enjoy insightful talks, exciting announcements, and a look at the future of PHP development.
lp.jetbrains.com
June 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Today we celebrate 30 years of PHP at the PHPVerse online conference 🥳!
https://lp.jetbrains.com/phpverse-2025/
#php #30yearsofphp
https://lp.jetbrains.com/phpverse-2025/
#php #30yearsofphp
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Today, Kagi celebrates over 50,000 paying subscribers! Check out our latest blog post for exciting updates, including the free Kagi Search portal, Kagi for Libraries, new swag and stickers:
blog.kagi.com/50k
blog.kagi.com/50k
June 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Today, Kagi celebrates over 50,000 paying subscribers! Check out our latest blog post for exciting updates, including the free Kagi Search portal, Kagi for Libraries, new swag and stickers:
blog.kagi.com/50k
blog.kagi.com/50k
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Fuck I need her
to be President
to be President
June 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Fuck I need her
to be President
to be President