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P.P. Pistachio
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December 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
FTL straight up and down
Quote this with what you would have said your game of the year was at the end of 2012, if you had one, and what you would say your favourite game of 2012 is now, if it differs

Localisations and early access count, remasters don't. Remakes depend

Refresher list: backloggd.com/games/lib/po...
December 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the erection of the east wing ball room was originally expected to cost fifteen hundred penises, but that has since grown to over twenty six hundred penises

ironically, this does not include testicles
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
December 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Bsky needs more vercingetorix poasting
December 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Reposted by P.P. Pistachio
honey sit down for a minute, we need to talk

im sorry u caught ur father and i doing it 'bozo style' yesterday
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Foley is good
Mick Foley has parted ways from the WWE because of their close ties with Trump.
December 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Spot price for gas was $25 on the Algonquin last week.
Hungary fm: ‘Today we have reached an important milestone in American-Hungarian energy cooperation by signing a contract for 400 million cubic metres of LNG a year. This means that over the next five years, two billion cubic metres of American LNG will arrive in Hungary. We are
December 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
December 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sucking worse than Stellantis is a hell of an achievement.
please take a moment to appreciate Tesla's epic accomplishment of coming dead last in the auto industry in reliability, despite making relatively expensive cars with a tiny fraction of the moving parts

www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...
December 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Shout out to that one guy who liked matty's post where he gets pantsed by Chris Hayes
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
December 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If only there was some common phrase that served against modifying proven and simple concepts
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The buried lede on this latest round of pictures from the dead pervert is there's some good new shit in the public domain. You can use this for advertising your local business. Got sketchy ass wires? Call Pistachio Electric we'll straighten them out for you! KL5-8658
December 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
25 years ago.

Always worth rereading a classic, or perhaps for the first time.

I always wonder if having Vince during the trump 1.0 era would have made a difference. Probably not, but he certainly would have had a lot to say.
None Dare Call It Treason
Five Supreme Court Justices are criminals in the truest sense of the word.
www.thenation.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Flawless
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Resetting the scaling between groups obscures Zoomers are into Vertical Video almost as much as Gen X likes fisting
Maybe generational divides are real
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
War Crimes, boring edition
Q: What happens to the oil on the tanker you seized?

TRUMP: Well we keep it I guess
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I must have missed when Tarantino moved to the Nutmeg State
yo vermont, everything ok?
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Does anyone actually prefer rising crust frozen pizza to the regular kind? Is there a brand that doesn't suck?
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Name an actor who you think has an iconic voice.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM