Sam
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Sam
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Aspiring himbo
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Democrats should make crystal clear that whether it is high level Trump officials, commanders carrying out illegal murders, or ICE/CPB goons, investigations and indictments are coming—referring to state AGs if Trump blanket pardons for federal crimes.
Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.

There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
There is a massive difference between caving to anything Trump wants and then just making agreeable noises and being charming while committing to nothing and then repeating that as needed. Claudia Sheinbaum and Lula figured this out immediately.
Why did Big Gretch get canceled for being in the Oval and Mamdani is getting slobbered on for having Trump praise him? It’s just factional jockeying.
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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lmao
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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it's two things: a) Mamdani has levels of charisma Whitmer can only dream of having, and b) Whitmer went in there to capitulate immediately and Mamdani went in there to nod and smile politely bsky.app/profile/figg...
Why did Big Gretch get canceled for being in the Oval and Mamdani is getting slobbered on for having Trump praise him? It’s just factional jockeying.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Mamdani going in there calling Trump sir a couple times and singing the 1-800-588-EMPIRE jingle with him and effortlessly turning him into a committed socialist.
it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Zohran is the first democrat with rizz Trump has ever met. Thats the DSA difference baby
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Periodic reminder to the media and the Dems and the Universities that standing up to Trump and sticking to your guns earns you a lot more respect from this guy than just handing your money and balls to him in a shoebox
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.

Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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This was the look my high school girlfriend's grandma gave me when I told her how delicious her knishes were.
New meme format just dropped:
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
In the last week all of left twitter’s decade long joke theories about Trump have come true
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
LinkedIn is a magical place where you get little lore tidbits like “the girl who was student body president your senior year of college got promoted to Head of Demon Relations”
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Larry Summers compelled to commit seppuku for having L Rizz
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Thinking about how the speaker of the house who is freaking out publicly more than Trump about the Epstein files getting released and the only no vote on releasing them both represent Louisiana
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This year has just been my take that if January 6th had worked the Dem establishment would’ve done nothing and just kept sending fundraising texts being proven correct over and over
Coming around to the “we need to bring back shame” argument
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Ball Knower
Zohran Mamdani on Chi Ossé’s primary challenge to House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries:

“I think that right now is not the time to be engaging in that kind of a primary. I think the focus should be on delivering on this affordability agenda.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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“Nvidia Gives Strong Forecast, Countering Fears of AI Bubble”

I very much disagree with this framing. People buying lots of Nvidia GPUs tells us nothing about the eventual ROI on those GPUs.

In fact, a bubble effectively <requires> “too many” of these to be bought.
November 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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i will kind of accept this from some random person who barely pays attention. ben shapiro though? he's just lying
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Mark Sanford? The backpacker?
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM