I can only describe this syntax as “middle schooler who is learning how to write an introduction paragraph to an essay.”
The sweeping generalizations, the bizarre use of superlatives, the “not only…, but also…”
It’s giving “Many people say that Atticus Finch is the smartest book character ever.”
The sweeping generalizations, the bizarre use of superlatives, the “not only…, but also…”
It’s giving “Many people say that Atticus Finch is the smartest book character ever.”
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I can only describe this syntax as “middle schooler who is learning how to write an introduction paragraph to an essay.”
The sweeping generalizations, the bizarre use of superlatives, the “not only…, but also…”
It’s giving “Many people say that Atticus Finch is the smartest book character ever.”
The sweeping generalizations, the bizarre use of superlatives, the “not only…, but also…”
It’s giving “Many people say that Atticus Finch is the smartest book character ever.”
The only time I’ve genuinely questioned my sanity was after the death of a close friend. There were moments when my denial nearly overrode my rational understanding and I felt my grasp on reality slipping.
Giving this product to people in that situation will absolutely shatter some of them.
Giving this product to people in that situation will absolutely shatter some of them.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The only time I’ve genuinely questioned my sanity was after the death of a close friend. There were moments when my denial nearly overrode my rational understanding and I felt my grasp on reality slipping.
Giving this product to people in that situation will absolutely shatter some of them.
Giving this product to people in that situation will absolutely shatter some of them.
I like that the trophy depicts the one thing you aren’t allowed to do in soccer
December 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I like that the trophy depicts the one thing you aren’t allowed to do in soccer
Last year I made note of every house in my neighborhood with a Trump sign and later confirmed that not a single one of them shoveled their sidewalk when it snowed.
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Last year I made note of every house in my neighborhood with a Trump sign and later confirmed that not a single one of them shoveled their sidewalk when it snowed.
“Ohio State hasn’t been tested” Heads have been sighted in the streets gnashing their teeth and rending their garments
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“Ohio State hasn’t been tested” Heads have been sighted in the streets gnashing their teeth and rending their garments
Posting the essay with all the dotted lines highlighting glaring grammar and style issues is a really good bit.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Posting the essay with all the dotted lines highlighting glaring grammar and style issues is a really good bit.
One of the great injustices of the American legal system is that you have a moral duty to kill anyone who has the same name as you, but it is still considered murder to do so.
More than anything, this is blatant discrimination against people named John Smith.
More than anything, this is blatant discrimination against people named John Smith.
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance. www.fox5ny.com/news/michiga...
Michigan man who shares same initials as JD Vance convicted of threatening to kill president, vice president
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance.
www.fox5ny.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
One of the great injustices of the American legal system is that you have a moral duty to kill anyone who has the same name as you, but it is still considered murder to do so.
More than anything, this is blatant discrimination against people named John Smith.
More than anything, this is blatant discrimination against people named John Smith.
Gonna buy a Ford truck ford pickup F150 truck for off-road work or leisure truck for men for men and women four door pickup four wheel drive rugged automobile functional gas mileage highway truck suspension F series low maintenence for family crew cab functional stereo job site truck
Ford Motor is partnering with Amazon to let dealers sell the automaker's certified used vehicles on the e-commerce platform, providing consumers with a way to shop for a car and arrange financing online.
Ford to start selling certified used cars on Amazon
Shoppers can browse Ford dealers' used car selection online, through Amazon Autos, and pick their vehicles up in person.
cbsn.ws
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Gonna buy a Ford truck ford pickup F150 truck for off-road work or leisure truck for men for men and women four door pickup four wheel drive rugged automobile functional gas mileage highway truck suspension F series low maintenence for family crew cab functional stereo job site truck
“Man shoots dog” isn’t a story. “Dog shoots man” is a story.
A man in Pennsylvania had been cleaning a shotgun and placed it on the bed. Officers were informed that “a dog had jumped up onto the bed, causing the shotgun to go off, which openly struck the male.”
Dog Accidentally Shoots and Injures a Pennsylvania Man, Police Say
The man had been cleaning a shotgun and placed it on the bed shortly before it was fired. He received treatment at an area hospital.
nyti.ms
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Man shoots dog” isn’t a story. “Dog shoots man” is a story.
Obviously not the main issue, but I am mad that the Democrats overshadowed Edmund Fitzgerald posting
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Obviously not the main issue, but I am mad that the Democrats overshadowed Edmund Fitzgerald posting
At least when the camp guards tell me to go stand up against the wall, I’ll know that I’ve experienced genuine human connection at some point in my life.
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
At least when the camp guards tell me to go stand up against the wall, I’ll know that I’ve experienced genuine human connection at some point in my life.
What a crazy coincidence. I wonder who shot him.
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
What a crazy coincidence. I wonder who shot him.
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they must end this game before the daylight savings clock adjustment. nobody knows what will happen if baseball gets into the time shift. we could get stuck in the time wormhole forever
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
they must end this game before the daylight savings clock adjustment. nobody knows what will happen if baseball gets into the time shift. we could get stuck in the time wormhole forever
I knew it was a compliment when she said I was a 4
there's a really fascinating dynamic currently playing out in the AI boyfriend community. apparently people keep having their chats randomly rerouted from chatgpt 4 to 5, which won't pretend to be their boyfriend, so whenever chatgpt 5 shows up they get mad and yell at it
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ChatGPT-5 is the Umbridge of Al
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November 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I knew it was a compliment when she said I was a 4
They should make spaghetti for cats
November 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
They should make spaghetti for cats
Chicago Larry David
Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago
October 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago Larry David
Hello, Sharks. I’m here to demonstrate my Tell Paranoid Schizophrenics that They’re 100% Right About Everything machine. I’m asking for an investment of $600 billion and 1/3rd of the world’s energy supply. There is no way to make money with it.
by OpenAI’s own estimates, hundreds of thousands of ChatGPT users are showing signs of manic or psychotic crisis every week
OpenAI Says Hundreds of Thousands of ChatGPT Users May Show Signs of Manic or Psychotic Crisis Every Week
OpenAI Says Hundreds of Thousands of ChatGPT Users May Show Signs of Manic or Psychotic Crisis Every Week
www.wired.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Hello, Sharks. I’m here to demonstrate my Tell Paranoid Schizophrenics that They’re 100% Right About Everything machine. I’m asking for an investment of $600 billion and 1/3rd of the world’s energy supply. There is no way to make money with it.
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
They’re doing the East Wing was woke
I kid you not, this is currently what the White House's "Major Events Timeline" shows for the East Wing expansion.
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
October 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
They’re doing the East Wing was woke
So in the past week, that senate candidate from Maine has called for Nuremberg 2, gotten in trouble for old tweets about being a communist, and revealed that he has a Nazi tattoo. Are we sure he isn’t from New Hampshire?
October 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
So in the past week, that senate candidate from Maine has called for Nuremberg 2, gotten in trouble for old tweets about being a communist, and revealed that he has a Nazi tattoo. Are we sure he isn’t from New Hampshire?
One of many things that makes me feel insane is that Oprah created a platform for a number of the worst people who are currently destroying the country, but she will live out her life with the reputation of an inspirational liberal darling.
Dr. Phil went full MAGA and tried to reinvent himself as a MAGA media mogul and culture warrior. Now his world is unraveling, his media company is laying off thousands and had to file for bankruptcy, and he's being sued for fraud. The whole plan is collapsing.
www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/
www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/
Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report
Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...
www.rawstory.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
One of many things that makes me feel insane is that Oprah created a platform for a number of the worst people who are currently destroying the country, but she will live out her life with the reputation of an inspirational liberal darling.
Reposted by possiblypluto
i am prepared to restructure society in any way necessary that prevents me from ever having to see a video clip of the hooting shaved ape pat mcafee
October 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
i am prepared to restructure society in any way necessary that prevents me from ever having to see a video clip of the hooting shaved ape pat mcafee
I know we all pretended to care about poor misguided country bumpkins for a while, but maybe if the vast majority of rural voters decided they didn’t want to have hospitals anymore we should stop arguing with them.
SCARBOROUGH: The Nebraska Rural Health Association says at least 6 rural hospitals would have to close bc of the big beautiful bill
FLOOD: Here's the deal: Some hospitals that are rural hospitals are going to eventually have to transition from being acute bed hospitals into being an ER model
FLOOD: Here's the deal: Some hospitals that are rural hospitals are going to eventually have to transition from being acute bed hospitals into being an ER model
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I know we all pretended to care about poor misguided country bumpkins for a while, but maybe if the vast majority of rural voters decided they didn’t want to have hospitals anymore we should stop arguing with them.
I can’t believe I’ve been social media influenced into buying a dictionary
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I can’t believe I’ve been social media influenced into buying a dictionary
Apparently we have a solemn duty to hold every person who ever dies in our thoughts and prayers. Unfortunately I’ve got a major backlog. I’m currently keeping in my thoughts the guy who died at Pompeii while jerking off. It’s gonna be a while until I get to Kirk.
September 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Apparently we have a solemn duty to hold every person who ever dies in our thoughts and prayers. Unfortunately I’ve got a major backlog. I’m currently keeping in my thoughts the guy who died at Pompeii while jerking off. It’s gonna be a while until I get to Kirk.