Taking aspirin to balance my humors

Have you ever done anything on exercise/fitness in history? Learning about Hittite CrossFit bros is what I need to get back into running

I think we should go a step further and m seize all your assets if you download Draft Kings

For 2 hours of minimum wage labor, you can buy 250 doses of a drug that gets rid of most minor aches and pains. If I had the choice to live in a mansion with no ibuprofen or a studio apartment with access to ibuprofen, there’s a good chance I take the studio apartment.

Not to downplay any of the horrible things going on today, but it’s good to remember that, in a lot of ways, even a relatively poor person in a developed country today has a far more comfortable life than most of the richest people in history.

Truly no one is more disrespectful to Charlie Kirk than the people trying to honor him.

Oh my god it has the ads for a student refinance loan company

Some peanut butter and roll it

@jonbois.bsky.social

I say this as someone who loves sitting on my couch more than about anything else on earth, but we really should not be giving billions of dollars to people who think that sitting on your couch is the pinnacle of human existence

Baseball player stupid is the best kind of stupid

The one time I encountered someone wearing a pair of those was probably the fastest I’ve ever gone from normal neutral feelings towards a stranger to pure hatred. Sticking a camera in someone’s face for no reason is freak shit that should get you hit with a baseball bat.

Your gut reaction to the words “you can never return to the past” is one of the strongest indicators of your personal politics.

Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality

Technically a universalist

I’m admittedly not an expert, but I once had to tie a noose for a play and I did need both my hands to do it.

Skyline chili is, in fact, Mediterranean