Pork Soda Fan
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.social
Give me all your local pork sodas, so I can feel just fine. (electronic) Musician first, shitposter second, bodega enthusiast third
https://linktr.ee/SchlesTheMononym For links to music that is electronic and involves heavy usage of "synthesizers"
https://linktr.ee/SchlesTheMononym For links to music that is electronic and involves heavy usage of "synthesizers"
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My upcoming album, Ear Candy, will come out on World Chocolate Day, July 7th. 26 tracks of avant synth-pop wonders theming around the wonder and joys of confectionery, candy, and other baked goods that sound as good as they taste
Thank you to @aragornreedsy.bsky.social for creating the album cover!
Thank you to @aragornreedsy.bsky.social for creating the album cover!
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The media doesn't treat the Trump regime's allegiances with neo-Nazis like Nick Fuentes as antisemitism, but Zohran's belief in Palestinian liberation is treated as antisemitism.
It's completely backwards and insane. Zohran will protect American Jews; the fascists will target American Jews.
It's completely backwards and insane. Zohran will protect American Jews; the fascists will target American Jews.
WELKER: What is your message to Jewish New Yorkers who feel you won't be tough enough in your response to antisemitism?
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
MAMDANI: That I am looking forward to being the next mayor and fulfilling the commitment I've made to Jewish New Yorkers to not only protect them but to celebrate and cherish them
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The media doesn't treat the Trump regime's allegiances with neo-Nazis like Nick Fuentes as antisemitism, but Zohran's belief in Palestinian liberation is treated as antisemitism.
It's completely backwards and insane. Zohran will protect American Jews; the fascists will target American Jews.
It's completely backwards and insane. Zohran will protect American Jews; the fascists will target American Jews.
easy to see that trump saw that Mamdani was a real Italian and thus the respect and rizz that came with it
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
easy to see that trump saw that Mamdani was a real Italian and thus the respect and rizz that came with it
Pork soda is best experienced outside a bodega but a deli can suffice, in times of need
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Pork soda is best experienced outside a bodega but a deli can suffice, in times of need
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ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.
crazy that megyn kelly still had a job after finding no problem with ebebophilia. curious how that works
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
crazy that megyn kelly still had a job after finding no problem with ebebophilia. curious how that works
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Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
When you read these Epstein emails, you start to understand why so many prominent conservatives are obsessed with checking the genitals of children. It's a big thing for them!
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
it's a good thing Stevie Wonder was born and made his music in the 20th century because if he was born in this century Golden Lady would be Gooner Lady
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
it's a good thing Stevie Wonder was born and made his music in the 20th century because if he was born in this century Golden Lady would be Gooner Lady
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donald trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
donald trump is a pedophile
Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein touched weiners together, what else is new
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein touched weiners together, what else is new
for those wondering yes I have been on a cold streak without having a good ol pork soda in two weeks. not for health related reasons, but for phish tour money reasons. thank you for your concerns we will resume pork soda posting shortly
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
for those wondering yes I have been on a cold streak without having a good ol pork soda in two weeks. not for health related reasons, but for phish tour money reasons. thank you for your concerns we will resume pork soda posting shortly
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It's not even this. The Democrats know that there is no football.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It's not even this. The Democrats know that there is no football.
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Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
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ladies and gentlemen, Bill Kristol is now arguing for a massive wealth redistribution because he sees the current capitalist system as heading toward social chaos
“The current state of American capitalism isn’t sustainable. It doesn’t deserve to be sustained. And the best way to avoid an American version of “eat the rich” is to fix the current “let them eat cake” distortion of capitalism into which we’ve fallen.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/let-them-e...
www.thebulwark.com/p/let-them-e...
Let Them Eat AI-Generated Cake
Elon Musk and the coming twilight of the elites.
www.thebulwark.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
ladies and gentlemen, Bill Kristol is now arguing for a massive wealth redistribution because he sees the current capitalist system as heading toward social chaos
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Once these centrists step outside their elite bubble and start talking to ordinary Americans, they just might be surprised to find how few share their zeal for Democrats who are endorsed by Elon Musk and Stephen Miller
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Once these centrists step outside their elite bubble and start talking to ordinary Americans, they just might be surprised to find how few share their zeal for Democrats who are endorsed by Elon Musk and Stephen Miller
there's a customer at the local bodega still convinced Mamdani is Italian
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
there's a customer at the local bodega still convinced Mamdani is Italian
CRAZY SALE AT THE BODEGA HALF OFF PORK SODA CAUSE DICK CHENEY DEAD PEOPLE TAKE NOTICE!!
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
CRAZY SALE AT THE BODEGA HALF OFF PORK SODA CAUSE DICK CHENEY DEAD PEOPLE TAKE NOTICE!!
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A good way to weed out the jerks in the Deadhead world is asking what they think of Donna Jean. I absolutely love her. An integral part of the all-time best Dead era. RIP.
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Grateful Dead Singer Donna Jean Godchaux Dead at 78
Donna Jean Godchaux, who spent the Seventies singing with the Grateful Dead and provided vocals on an Elvis Presley hit, has died at the age of 78.
www.rollingstone.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A good way to weed out the jerks in the Deadhead world is asking what they think of Donna Jean. I absolutely love her. An integral part of the all-time best Dead era. RIP.
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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ICE shot an American citizen and food bank worker who tried to block them arresting an immigrant by pulling his car in front of them.
After being released from hospital: "He is now facing charges for assault on a federal officer."
www.calonews.com/featured-top...
After being released from hospital: "He is now facing charges for assault on a federal officer."
www.calonews.com/featured-top...
November 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
ICE shot an American citizen and food bank worker who tried to block them arresting an immigrant by pulling his car in front of them.
After being released from hospital: "He is now facing charges for assault on a federal officer."
www.calonews.com/featured-top...
After being released from hospital: "He is now facing charges for assault on a federal officer."
www.calonews.com/featured-top...
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Kevin Roberts' defense of Nick Fuentes is a watershed moment: the right has officially declared open, unabashed Hitlerism to be an acceptable position in their coalition
www.vox.com/politics/466...
www.vox.com/politics/466...
The GOP’s top think tank just defended an open Nazi
Reasonable people can disagree about whether Hitler was good, says the Heritage Foundation.
www.vox.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Kevin Roberts' defense of Nick Fuentes is a watershed moment: the right has officially declared open, unabashed Hitlerism to be an acceptable position in their coalition
www.vox.com/politics/466...
www.vox.com/politics/466...
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
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i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
October 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
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we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed
acab DOES NOT include Dangeresque (see: Mug)
October 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
acab DOES NOT include Dangeresque (see: Mug)
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