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porksodaenthusiast.bsky.social
Pork Soda Fan
@porksodaenthusiast.bsky.social
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Give me all your local pork sodas, so I can feel just fine. (electronic) Musician first, shitposter second, bodega enthusiast third

https://linktr.ee/SchlesTheMononym For links to music that is electronic and involves heavy usage of "synthesizers"
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I'm doing that 1000 album project from that website so I will post my reviews here because microblogging is overrated
Attatched is the album cover to Fleetwood Mac's Rumours. Rumours is an album. I have now listened to it, even though I have listened to this album via the radio for my whole life. They sure did make a whole lot of money, that Fleetwood Mac. Wonder if that made them all happy. This band would be significantly less insufferable if every member had no problem with orgies. But maybe that means they would have made less money. The music business.
October 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
porksodaenthusiast.bsky.social
Hello fellow pork-soda minded fans of Blue Sky. Not only am I an expert on pork soda, but I double as an electronic music artist. My new album Ear Candy is an avant-garde synthpop concept album where each song is a candy/confectionery that sounds like what it tastes or other form of suitable pun.
June 28, 2025 at 8:36 AM
porksodaenthusiast.bsky.social
My upcoming album, Ear Candy, will come out on World Chocolate Day, July 7th. 26 tracks of avant synth-pop wonders theming around the wonder and joys of confectionery, candy, and other baked goods that sound as good as they taste

Thank you to @aragornreedsy.bsky.social for creating the album cover!
June 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
porksodaenthusiast.bsky.social
A lepur(?) named Martin with a king's crown on his head says, "I read all about that on the cyber web dot com."
December 24, 2024 at 5:44 AM
porksodaenthusiast.bsky.social
A dril tweet (under the moniker "Girls Reviewer"): sorry boys.. im goin A.W.O.L.. !!! Another Weekend On-Line Post published at 2:26PM on November 8th, 2014 (Two Thousand, Fourteen)
August 31, 2023 at 2:35 AM