Pootan
@pootan.bsky.social
An office worker by daylight and an aspiring muscle mommy by moonlight. Anime trash for life.
Singing to my cats about how much I love them in show tunes style.
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Singing to my cats about how much I love them in show tunes style.
The good thing about working on a holiday week is our office does generally cater food for the 2-3 days we work before being off. I can forego grocery shopping this week.
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The good thing about working on a holiday week is our office does generally cater food for the 2-3 days we work before being off. I can forego grocery shopping this week.
Being forced to use AI at work and having to correct its math every time. Should I have been a math teacher??
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Being forced to use AI at work and having to correct its math every time. Should I have been a math teacher??
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Reviewing all my yarn I dragged out I feel like some colorways are missing so I must have stashed more yarn away somewhere and just have no idea where. I guess I have to go browse for more because I wanted to crochet a possum.
December 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Reviewing all my yarn I dragged out I feel like some colorways are missing so I must have stashed more yarn away somewhere and just have no idea where. I guess I have to go browse for more because I wanted to crochet a possum.
Been ignoring this pain in my foot for 4 months hoping it would go away, but since it hasn’t I finally called for an appointment and can’t be seen for 2 months looool aight
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Been ignoring this pain in my foot for 4 months hoping it would go away, but since it hasn’t I finally called for an appointment and can’t be seen for 2 months looool aight
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
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I feel like I worked 50 days in this last hour.
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I feel like I worked 50 days in this last hour.
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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RIP and thank you, Ms. Allen Boyce. 🗃 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/13/u...
Jo Ann Allen Boyce Dies at 84; Braved Mobs in Integrating a School
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
RIP and thank you, Ms. Allen Boyce. 🗃 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/13/u...
Oh Man, I hate when you’re at work and realize you forgot to put on deodorant.
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Oh Man, I hate when you’re at work and realize you forgot to put on deodorant.
I put some food out for a stray cat I saw in my yard and this morning a different cat was eating it. I think I’ll look into how to make a cat house for them to keep warm since it was below freezing last night
December 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I put some food out for a stray cat I saw in my yard and this morning a different cat was eating it. I think I’ll look into how to make a cat house for them to keep warm since it was below freezing last night
I didn’t want to go anywhere today but I realized I am out of Dr Pepper and life is too short to abstain from soda.
December 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I didn’t want to go anywhere today but I realized I am out of Dr Pepper and life is too short to abstain from soda.
I just want to sleep in
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I just want to sleep in
Telling everyone “nothing much” when they ask what I’ve been up to because people don’t get that me sitting on the couch watching reruns of some show while I crochet and my cats snuggle on me gets weird looks.
December 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Telling everyone “nothing much” when they ask what I’ve been up to because people don’t get that me sitting on the couch watching reruns of some show while I crochet and my cats snuggle on me gets weird looks.
Tried out some yellow mascara I got, it’s awesome but also not coming off. Might wind up at work with yellow lashes tomorrow.
December 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Tried out some yellow mascara I got, it’s awesome but also not coming off. Might wind up at work with yellow lashes tomorrow.
I need to get up and clean I say as I lay down on the couch
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I need to get up and clean I say as I lay down on the couch
Anytime I see PDRN on skincare products I always read it as porn.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Anytime I see PDRN on skincare products I always read it as porn.
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No judgements, but you don’t want to be a sugar baby or a trad wife. You want universal basic income and affordable housing.
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
No judgements, but you don’t want to be a sugar baby or a trad wife. You want universal basic income and affordable housing.
Got home and decided perfect time to try cutting my hair! Wish me luck as I struggle with symmetry
December 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Got home and decided perfect time to try cutting my hair! Wish me luck as I struggle with symmetry
I’ll be hitting that caffeinated tea hard today.
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I’ll be hitting that caffeinated tea hard today.