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The Egestion Experiencer
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poorolddyl.bsky.social
Strongly second this recommendation, one of the funniest and best video game podcasts I have ever heard. Found them because I idly wondered whether or not any podcasts did an episode on final fantasy VIII, you can imagine my delight upon seeing they had done 44 episodes on it. Every one a delight!!!
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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transcatffxiv.bsky.social
ben starr speaking the absolute truth in this video
March 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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saintchristopher.bsky.social
4-part circular cycle that says “i’m cracked, i’m goated, i’m chopped, i’m unc”
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
“It clears your mind. It feels good. It’s free. If you could invent a product that did that you’d be a trillionaire.” If you’re reading this post, chances are you already know where that quote comes from: That’s what Steve Jobs had to say about jerking off. But did you know that other leading Builders in the SaaS industry have insights about beating your shit? Find out more…
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
Linkedin post about how the all most successful Y-Combinator fellows and founders “microdose” gooning by jacking off in the work bathroom 3x a day
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
“I was rawdogging my 11 hour flight to the Makers’ Conference in Luxembourg when I had the thought… this would be even cooler if my Peepee felt good.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
“I Realized I Could Imagine A Boob”

Meet the young upstarts fighting to revitalize the Gooning community.

My latest for BusinessInsider
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
Laughing imagining zoomer grindset guys inventing the idea of “rawdogging” gooning (just thinking about sex and jacking off instead of looking at five hundred different pornos at once)
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
Going to copy some peach posts over to here. Good morning dears it’s a snowstorm day ❤️
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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zhugeex.com
With this you have created the number one bridge under heaven
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Explorers emerge from a gigantic drill vehicle and shine a flashlight on a large white spherical object labelled "Core." The sphere has a dore on it. The explorers approach the core and one grabs the doorknob. He asks "what mysteries lie within?" The door opens to reveal a man pleasuring himself to vintage porno with his back facing the explores. His head swivels around. His horrified expression underscores the violation of privacy.
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
While it is very sweet how you can always tell whenever Matthew Yglesias is planning on making earth shattering thigh cramping hoarse throat hollering style love to his wife. I have never approved of him using ‘getting yelled at on social media networks’ to charge up his (admittedly girthy) pud.
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Frame #29800 from S06 -E06 - Lamb Battle-629290
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
New post for bluesky thanks
Lyndon B Johnson perhaps one of the original Showers (not grower). Either that or he was just constantly erotically titillated by his pursuit of power. But only slightly, based on the literature (as far as I can recall). Slapping his semi down on a desk being like Meat-Off Time. You lose you vote for the great society. I just think if he was getting pissed and angrily unbuttoning his trousers to pull out a fully erect dick to threaten a 53 year old senator it wouldn’t have nearly the same intimidation factor. It’s about fear of the unknown. It’s about making them say “well Jesus Christ if the god damn things that big and he’s not even hard who KNOWS what the whole story is. My whole shit looks like an animal cracker got stuck to some gum and rolled over a hairball. I have to vote to electrify West Texas.”’
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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osullyville.bsky.social
I have decided: I don't need to know that the shipping label was created. Keep me in the dark on that. Come back to me when something real is happening
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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kinofabino.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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kriswolfhe.art
Whenever I think of Satya Nadella's stupid fucking 'AI Advisors' shit I think of Chuck Schumer's imaginary friends he listens to for political advice (they voted for Trump 3 times)

We're ruled by superstitious lunatics and they don't even have the courtesy to die from drinking liquid mercury
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
poorolddyl.bsky.social
@cingraham.bsky.social u see this
conradhackett.bsky.social Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · Oct 23
Please repost:

We're looking for an excellent writer/editor with strong data journalism skills to join the religion team at @pewresearch.org.

pewtrusts.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Center...
The writer/editor is a position within the Center’s Religion research team, which seeks to promote a deeper understanding of religion and spirituality. The Religion research team conducts surveys, demographic analyses and other social science research in the United States and around the world, studying people’s religious beliefs and practices as well as their views on related issues, including religion’s role in public life. The ideal candidate will have a strong data journalism mindset, with the ability to translate complex quantitative findings into clear and engaging narratives that are nonpartisan and non-advocacy. This position will be embedded within the Religion research team, where the writer/editor will work collaboratively to shape the team’s research agenda, including identifying key research questions; contributing to survey development; and synthesizing findings into accessible and compelling storylines. The writer/editor will also evaluate drafts of research reports to determine whether there are shortcomings in the analysis; edit, rewrite and reorganize drafts as necessary to improve flow and clarity; and work with researchers and designers to create appropriate charts and tables. In addition, the writer/editor will provide guidance and training to the Religion team’s researchers and serve as a writing resource. Following the release of reports, the writer/editor may help disseminate research to the public through the Center’s social media channels, videos, newsletters, and virtual or in-person gatherings, always adhering to the Center’s independent, nonpartisan, non-advocacy stance. 
October 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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quest64official.bsky.social
It's Stardew Valley harvest season
October 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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thegnarrator.bsky.social
David Foster Wallace Shawn
October 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
Nice titmouse. Tufted?
October 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM