The Poopsmith
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I shovel whatsit for the King of Town
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The Poopsmith
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· Feb 5
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The King of Town has all the food and he’s not sharing. I’m going to be working double shifts for a goodly while.
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The King of Town has all the food and he’s not sharing. I’m going to be working double shifts for a goodly while.
Learn something new every day. This opinion had never occurred to me before reading your take.
it should be illegal to have quotes blocked on a skeet that has the word mustard in it
October 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Learn something new every day. This opinion had never occurred to me before reading your take.
I was protesting and they sprayed people with pepper spray. When they got to me they switched to carpet and upholstery deodorizer. It was very humiliating and I went home.
October 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I was protesting and they sprayed people with pepper spray. When they got to me they switched to carpet and upholstery deodorizer. It was very humiliating and I went home.
Can you do that doo doo that you do so well?
October 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Can you do that doo doo that you do so well?
Today is going to be a crappy day.
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October 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Today is going to be a crappy day.
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Shovel whatsit all day and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Another day older and deeper in debt.
September 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Shovel whatsit all day and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Hey everybody! Come look at what I found in the whatsit pile. I think they’re gold nuggets.
Nope. The King of Town ate his cuff links again.
Nope. The King of Town ate his cuff links again.
September 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hey everybody! Come look at what I found in the whatsit pile. I think they’re gold nuggets.
Nope. The King of Town ate his cuff links again.
Nope. The King of Town ate his cuff links again.
Homestar song virused me this morning. All day at work I’m either singing or thinking:
🎶 Everybody, everybody🎵
🎶 Everybody, everybody🎵
July 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Homestar song virused me this morning. All day at work I’m either singing or thinking:
🎶 Everybody, everybody🎵
🎶 Everybody, everybody🎵
Please stay out of my personal space. The smell is intolerable. We don’t want to have this conversation in public and risk embarrassing anyone.
May 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Please stay out of my personal space. The smell is intolerable. We don’t want to have this conversation in public and risk embarrassing anyone.
Fullslab Oribsius
Steak Fajitius
May 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Fullslab Oribsius
The truth will set you free. I’m encircled by a ring of whatsit. Truth is I can barely keep up with the output from the castle. So, I keep shoveling.
May 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The truth will set you free. I’m encircled by a ring of whatsit. Truth is I can barely keep up with the output from the castle. So, I keep shoveling.
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I have a shovel, a mound of whatsit and an Internet cafe at the bodega in town. That and a git repo makes me a DevOps engineer.
April 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I have a shovel, a mound of whatsit and an Internet cafe at the bodega in town. That and a git repo makes me a DevOps engineer.
I've made an appointment with a photographer for some glamour shots. Can't wait to show you guys.
April 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I've made an appointment with a photographer for some glamour shots. Can't wait to show you guys.
A bird gifted me some guano on my head today. Lucky for me that I was working and had my shovel handy to scrape it off.
April 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
A bird gifted me some guano on my head today. Lucky for me that I was working and had my shovel handy to scrape it off.
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My wrestling name is Scoops and my finisher is a secret, but it involves clumping litter.
March 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
My wrestling name is Scoops and my finisher is a secret, but it involves clumping litter.
If I could put time in a bottle I would not save every minute for you. Instead, I would probably go drinking with Dr. Steven Strange.
February 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If I could put time in a bottle I would not save every minute for you. Instead, I would probably go drinking with Dr. Steven Strange.
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Wild how no one seems to care what the monitor lizards are monitoring — or who hired them to do it in the first place
February 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Wild how no one seems to care what the monitor lizards are monitoring — or who hired them to do it in the first place
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JD Vance is what you get when Emperor Palpatine impregnates an Ewok.
February 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
JD Vance is what you get when Emperor Palpatine impregnates an Ewok.
I found a quarter on the ground at work today. Not sure if someone dropped it or The King of Town ate and digested it. Either way, I doubled my income that hour.
February 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I found a quarter on the ground at work today. Not sure if someone dropped it or The King of Town ate and digested it. Either way, I doubled my income that hour.
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February 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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2-handed overhead shovel throwing is a sport, right? Because I’m goin’ be a world champion.
January 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
2-handed overhead shovel throwing is a sport, right? Because I’m goin’ be a world champion.
I returned to work today after a few days out sick. Needed to rent a backhoe from Bubs to catch up as the whatsit pile became a mound in my absence.
January 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I returned to work today after a few days out sick. Needed to rent a backhoe from Bubs to catch up as the whatsit pile became a mound in my absence.
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omg guys i'm scared
January 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
omg guys i'm scared
The new whatsit pile is almost connected to the old pile. They’ll merge soon and it will just be “the pile” again.
No, that is not an analogy about the presidency. I really do work on a couple of mounds of waste.
No, that is not an analogy about the presidency. I really do work on a couple of mounds of waste.
January 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The new whatsit pile is almost connected to the old pile. They’ll merge soon and it will just be “the pile” again.
No, that is not an analogy about the presidency. I really do work on a couple of mounds of waste.
No, that is not an analogy about the presidency. I really do work on a couple of mounds of waste.
President Carter and I share a love for a good shovel. I’ll miss having him around.
December 31, 2024 at 6:37 PM
President Carter and I share a love for a good shovel. I’ll miss having him around.