The Poopsmith
@poopsmith.me
I shovel whatsit for the King of Town
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The title should be a part of their disheveled uniforms like Boots or Caps.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The title should be a part of their disheveled uniforms like Boots or Caps.
You play a clarinet bigger than me? Impressive.
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
You play a clarinet bigger than me? Impressive.
Are you aware that your home is infested with baby tigers? Please call someone for help before you are overwhelmed with cute and cannot stop smiling.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Are you aware that your home is infested with baby tigers? Please call someone for help before you are overwhelmed with cute and cannot stop smiling.
Wait, avenging (retribution for someone wronged) your enemies means they would come after you. That is, unless your enemies had other enemies as well who wronged them. Then I would like to join you in gleefully watching monkeys attack!
October 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Wait, avenging (retribution for someone wronged) your enemies means they would come after you. That is, unless your enemies had other enemies as well who wronged them. Then I would like to join you in gleefully watching monkeys attack!
My JBL live free 2 TWS have been solid. They do fall out with a lot of jaw movement and aren’t great for video conferencing if you’ll be speaking a lot due to randomly dropping out of your ear.
October 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My JBL live free 2 TWS have been solid. They do fall out with a lot of jaw movement and aren’t great for video conferencing if you’ll be speaking a lot due to randomly dropping out of your ear.
Flying, diseased, and angry monkeys. 🤔
Sounds like voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party. They do not discriminate. If you have a face they will try to eat it.
Sounds like voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party. They do not discriminate. If you have a face they will try to eat it.
October 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Flying, diseased, and angry monkeys. 🤔
Sounds like voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party. They do not discriminate. If you have a face they will try to eat it.
Sounds like voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party. They do not discriminate. If you have a face they will try to eat it.
But it is almost over. Why would you ask for like 1/3 of a day? I’m very confused.
October 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
But it is almost over. Why would you ask for like 1/3 of a day? I’m very confused.
Made me blow on my screen to get the hairs off.
October 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Made me blow on my screen to get the hairs off.
May I borrow your jest to repeat to The King of Town? He is sure to chuckle hardily at hearing such bawdy humor, winning me several “brownie points”.
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
May I borrow your jest to repeat to The King of Town? He is sure to chuckle hardily at hearing such bawdy humor, winning me several “brownie points”.
I’m as confused as you are.
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I’m as confused as you are.
Not A.G. Old Man for our state who sometimes falls asleep while giving remarks to the court, are you?
October 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Not A.G. Old Man for our state who sometimes falls asleep while giving remarks to the court, are you?
Hello, good sir.
*waves shovel*
*waves shovel*
October 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Hello, good sir.
*waves shovel*
*waves shovel*
Does that mean I am not real? I’m so confused.
October 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Does that mean I am not real? I’m so confused.
I have blown air through my nose in short puffs after being humored reading your posts on multiple occasions.
October 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I have blown air through my nose in short puffs after being humored reading your posts on multiple occasions.
Curling is magic. I tried playing once but only had my shovel and no broom. It went poorly as you may imagine.
October 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Curling is magic. I tried playing once but only had my shovel and no broom. It went poorly as you may imagine.
Me too! Hahahahaha BOOM!
October 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Me too! Hahahahaha BOOM!
I love seeing restorations of old photos like this. It makes the past more real with a visualization versus reading about it. Hope the friend you did this for enjoys the result. Personally, I’m curious about the pictured people now. What’s their story?
October 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I love seeing restorations of old photos like this. It makes the past more real with a visualization versus reading about it. Hope the friend you did this for enjoys the result. Personally, I’m curious about the pictured people now. What’s their story?