Rory Hoffman
@poodychulak.bsky.social
I'm having enrichment time in my enclosure🥰
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Also, if you chose Blanka as a kid, you have ADHD now.
October 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Also, if you chose Blanka as a kid, you have ADHD now.
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Oh I should let myself be vulnerable? Sounds like something my enemy would say
May 14, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Oh I should let myself be vulnerable? Sounds like something my enemy would say
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no no no it’s the right to bear arms (wrapped around your neck calling you a good boy and telling you what a good job you’re doing yes you are you’re taking it sooooo well boy that feels so fucking good. oh you want it deeper? beg for it. that’s right, take it all in. gooooooood fucking bohohoooooy)
June 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
no no no it’s the right to bear arms (wrapped around your neck calling you a good boy and telling you what a good job you’re doing yes you are you’re taking it sooooo well boy that feels so fucking good. oh you want it deeper? beg for it. that’s right, take it all in. gooooooood fucking bohohoooooy)
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Your password must contain two characters and they must talk to each other about something other than a man
June 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Your password must contain two characters and they must talk to each other about something other than a man
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corporations during pride now
June 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
corporations during pride now
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion
June 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion
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straight people doing poppers at the club feels like cultural appropriation
May 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
straight people doing poppers at the club feels like cultural appropriation
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Mike White is Ryan Murphy for people who can read
March 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Mike White is Ryan Murphy for people who can read
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One of those Wisconsin cheesehead hats but it is a Nintendo GameCube
March 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
One of those Wisconsin cheesehead hats but it is a Nintendo GameCube
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"Could you--"
"No. Stuffed raccoon stays. Stuffed raccoon likes to watch."
"No. Stuffed raccoon stays. Stuffed raccoon likes to watch."
November 23, 2024 at 4:19 AM
"Could you--"
"No. Stuffed raccoon stays. Stuffed raccoon likes to watch."
"No. Stuffed raccoon stays. Stuffed raccoon likes to watch."
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Ugh must I post pornography
March 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Ugh must I post pornography
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nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
March 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario
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I mean I go by boring he/him but also who gives a shit call me whatever is funniest to you I don't care
January 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I mean I go by boring he/him but also who gives a shit call me whatever is funniest to you I don't care
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🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!
December 18, 2024 at 3:58 AM
🚨🚨🚨 MAJOR ALERT: EVERYONE BREAK YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW !!!
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Running up that hill to make a deal with god
December 14, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Running up that hill to make a deal with god
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NRC: 12 mentions from 1986 to 2023. - Surprising! Good for you, Nuclear Regulatory Commission!
NIST: 3 mentions from 2003 to 2010.
CSB: 0 mentions
We'll always love you and your excellent videos, Chemical Safety Board.
NIST: 3 mentions from 2003 to 2010.
CSB: 0 mentions
We'll always love you and your excellent videos, Chemical Safety Board.
Being humbled by a website that allegedly shows you how many times you've been mentioned on Jeopardy.
CPSC: 4 times over the past 24 years.
EPA: 90 times over the past 39 years.
NASA: 338 times over the past 40 years.
j-archive.com/listseasons....
CPSC: 4 times over the past 24 years.
EPA: 90 times over the past 39 years.
NASA: 338 times over the past 40 years.
j-archive.com/listseasons....
December 18, 2024 at 2:25 PM
NRC: 12 mentions from 1986 to 2023. - Surprising! Good for you, Nuclear Regulatory Commission!
NIST: 3 mentions from 2003 to 2010.
CSB: 0 mentions
We'll always love you and your excellent videos, Chemical Safety Board.
NIST: 3 mentions from 2003 to 2010.
CSB: 0 mentions
We'll always love you and your excellent videos, Chemical Safety Board.
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tech industry: this is soo good everything is USB-C now!
electric shaver companies in 2025:
electric shaver companies in 2025:
December 16, 2024 at 6:01 AM
tech industry: this is soo good everything is USB-C now!
electric shaver companies in 2025:
electric shaver companies in 2025: