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Bringing out Elphaba and Glinda to ask a question about Minecraft, amazing
Tia Kofi as Elphaba and Kitty Scott-Claus as Glinda on Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2025
December 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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X-Ray Specs
Page 1 of a comic strip made of three screenshots from the Ray-Ban Meta smart glasses commercial starring Chris Pratt and Chris Hemsworth walking around an art gallery in those wayfarer-type glasses with clear lenses. Panel 1. Close-up of Chris Pratt trying his best to look smart. Panel 2. Medium shot of Chris Pratt looking into the middle distance. “Welp. These X-Ray Specs sure don’t do shit,” he says. “I haven’t seen through anyone’s clothes. And I look like a nerd.” Panel 3. Medium shot of Chris Pratt with Chris Hemsworth walking behind him. “This gotta be the last time I fall for ads in comic books,” sighs Pratt. Page 2. Panel 1. Medium shot of Chris Hemsworth approaching the Pratt one. “Cool specs, bro,” says Hemsworth. “Are those the X-ray ones? From classifieds?” Panel 2. Medium shot of both Chrises from the side. “Sure. Got me these and a wind-up buzzer,” says Pratt. “And at least the buzzer is buzzing. So much for the X-rays. I only see these weird spirals.” Panel 3. Both Chrises from the other side. Pratt looks sad, while Hemsworth smirks. “Yours must be broken, bro. I don’t see no spirals, just naked people,” says Hemsworth, not looking at Pratt. “Cute ass, by the way.” Page 3. Panel 1. Chris Pratt turns to Chris Hemsworth, agitated. “Are you for real? You can see through my clothes?” he asks. “And there’s no flashing subliminal commands?” “Pretty much, bro,” says Hemsworth, snacking on a banana. “So how long you been caged?” Panel 2. “It’s these specs, man! They made me wear it!” says Chris Pratt, looking more perturbed. “I can’t resist the commands! ‘Good boys wear glasses.’ ‘Good boys work out.’ ‘Good boys don’t touch themselves.’ ‘Good boys submit.’ Submit to whom?” Panel 3. Chris Hemsworth silently looks at Chris Pratt with a wry smile. Page 4. Panel 1. Shot of Chris Pratt’s head and shoulders. He’s looking up with a confused expression, mouth agape, at the lines of text flashing in his glasses: “Good boys drop their pants,” “Good boys show hole,” “Good boys relax.” “Let me have a closer look, bro,” says Chris Hemsworth from somewhere below the frame and behind Chris Pratt. “Let’s get you out of these pants, bro.” Panel 2. “Good boys let real men eat their hole,” says flashing text above Pratt’s dopey face. “Damn, bro got cake! Fucking yum!” says Hemsworth from his hideaway below. “Mmm, yeah, open wide for me, bro.” Panel 3. Same shot as the previous two panels, but now Chris Pratt looks into the camera in surprise, his eyebrows raised, eyes wide open and mouth hanging loose. “Oh,” says Hemsworth off screen. “And here’s that buzzer!” The end!
June 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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"Can you say it truly matters if the parent company doesn't have an IP road map of quarterly releases for the next five years?"
mattmiller.bsky.social Matt Miller @mattmiller.bsky.social · 2d
imagine living in 2025 and thinking “lacks a passionate fanbase” is supposed to be seen as a bad thing
December 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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The Dukes of Hazzard: Goonshine SFW?
Drawing of Luke and Bo Duke in a dimly lit barn full of moonshine jugs. Bo, dressed only in jeans and covered with streaks of semen from head to toe, is holding one jug to Luke’s nose. Luke stands next to Bo, sniffing the jug and looking confused. “Damn, this batch of moonshine is strong! The smell alone makes me...kinda horny?” says Luke, mindlessly pulling down his jeans. “What’s in it, Bo?” “I dunno, cuz, but I’ve been huffing these bottles all night,” cheerfully replies Bo. “We gotta come up with a name for this stuff. I’m thinking goonshine!”
December 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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The Dukes of Hazzard: Goonshine FTM
Drawing of Luke and Bo Duke in a dimly lit barn full of moonshine jugs. Bo, dressed only in jeans and covered with streaks of semen from head to toe, is holding one jug to Luke’s nose. Luke stands next to Bo, sniffing the jug and looking confused. “Damn, this batch of moonshine is strong! The smell alone makes me...kinda horny?” says Luke, his hand reaching to pull down his white panties. The panties’ front is stuck to Luke’s dripping pussy in a cameltoe. “What’s in it, Bo?” “I dunno, cuz, but I’ve been huffing these bottles all night,” cheerfully replies Bo. “We gotta come up with a name for this stuff. I’m thinking goonshine!”
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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The Dukes of Hazzard: Goonshine
Drawing of Luke and Bo Duke in a dimly lit barn full of moonshine jugs. Bo, dressed only in jeans and covered with streaks of semen from head to toe, is holding one jug to Luke’s nose. Luke stands next to Bo, buck naked, sniffing the jug and looking confused. “Damn, this batch of moonshine is strong! The smell alone makes me...kinda horny?” says Luke as precum streams from his fully erect cock. “What’s in it, Bo?” “I dunno, cuz, but I’ve been huffing these bottles all night,” cheerfully replies Bo. “We gotta come up with a name for this stuff. I’m thinking goonshine!”
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Avengers' Secret Santa
December 6, 2023 at 3:05 AM
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Please Dawn it's Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT have hoes
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Supernatural Christmas Morning
December 23, 2023 at 2:14 PM
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Star-Lord's Christmas Poppers Hypno Carol
Star-Lord splayed open with his dick out and a candy cane sticking out of it, gooning to Twelve Days of Christmas: On the twelfth day of Christmas My daddy sent to me Twelve hits on right side, Eleven hits on left side, Ten strokes of penis, Nine pulls on nipples, Eight slaps on my balls, Seven humps of pillow, Six seconds mouth hit, Five sniffs of armpits, Four hits each nostril, Three quick thrusts, Two fingers in, And a tongue out to drool on my dong!
December 21, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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King Arthur's Christmas Candy Cane
Cartoon of King Arthur wearing only a crown over a Santa hat and a pair of red socks with fluffy trim inserting a curved end of a giant candy cane into his ass and shooting a load
December 18, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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Look it's not that I'm big time proud of this, I'm just legally required to bring it up from time to time okay
imrandymeeks.bsky.social Randy Meeks @imrandymeeks.bsky.social · Dec 15
Poppers Trainer: Hallmark Christmas Edition
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Superman: Naughty List
Drawing of Clark Kent bent over Pa Kent’s knee on a couch next to a Christmas tree. Jonathan Kent is dressed in a ratty white undershirt with no pants, and Clark is naked save for a festive Santa hat. Clark’s hairy ass is red from Pa’s belt, his cock leaking profusely. “Did you blow every man in Kansas to get on the naughty list again, Clark?” says Jonathan Kent with a smirk, holding the belt at the ready. “You know I did, Dad!” Clark looks over the shoulder, cum dripping from his chin. “Somebody put mistletoe over a gloryhole at the truck stop, how could I not?”
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Supernatural: Christmas Gifts
Drawing of Dean Winchester wearing only white and green socks, with a huge gift box magically floating in the air in front of his crotch. Sam is standing in front of him, also naked save for his red socks, fat hard cock pointing up. “Sammy, it took me a while, but I made you an awesome Christmas gift!” excitedly says Dean, and his inhumanly large erection peeks from under the box lid. “Did you take dick enhancement pills from a gas station and edge all day? Again?” grins Sam, shaking the empty pill bottle. “Great! You can stand on all fives while I fuck you into the new year!”
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Merriam Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Movie of the year
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JOHANNE SACREBLU "el musical" un homenaje a EMILIA PEREZ
YouTube video by Camila D. Aurora (Camiileo)
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December 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages

worker 2: sacre bleu!

worker: yeah for sure man
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Aurora
YouTube video by Björk - Topic
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December 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Erū Ilúvatar bless AO3 and Tumblr users
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Crazy Decorator Éomer Meets Surly Electrician Gimli by Ceema, luciferslegions Summary: Éomer is what you might call a "Christmas decorating expert." Every year, people walk or drive by from all over town just to get a glimpse of the extravagant decorations at the Eorl house. But this year, everything seems to be going wrong. Éowyn has a new boyfriend and already has plans to spend the holidays with his family instead of at home. Then the lights won't turn on and Éomer is forced to hire an electrician to fix the problem. It's a bruise to his ego, but he has no other choice, because if he doesn't get the lights to work, then Éowyn won't come home for Christmas! Gimli is an electrician who lost his Christmas spirit when the love of his life broke his heart. Ever since, he has spent the holiday season taking any job he can get, including one at a big old house owned by a guy who is way more handsome than he has any right to be. The over-the-top Christmas decorations are a bit of a turn-off, so Gimli is able to talk himself out of even considering it. But the season has a way of making miracles happen, including bringing two unlikely people together, helping a Scrooge rediscover his Christmas spirit, and revealing the true meaning of Christmas to those who may have lost sight of it along the way.
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Trance Classics Pres. Enigma State - Enigmatic
YouTube video by Enigma State
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December 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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ZEDS DEAD - CHANNEL FLIPPING 2: ONLY YOU
YouTube video by Zeds Dead
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December 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Fuck it as long as I'm digging up my failed writing attempts
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A Christmas Curse 1. “No, seriously, this is the only place in town with no Christmas stuff. Not a single wreath in sight. Just a hardware store with zero holiday cheer. Can you imagine? Oh I bet you can, you bore. I don’t know, I hope he’s a serial killer. That could be fun!” James was standing on a ladder, reaching for a box on a top shelf and holding his phone to his ear with his shoulder. The ladder wobbled as he tried to pull the box from the shelf. “Well, we have different definitions of fun then. Listen, I’ll call you later, I kinda need both hands now. Not for that! Alright, tell Liz and kids their gay uncle said hi. Bye, man.” James finally got a firm grasp on the box and held it in front of himself, leaning precariously backwards as he stepped down the ladder. His foot met the floor earlier than James expected, and he lost his balance completely, falling into the arms of a man who came to the rescue at the last moment. As James turned around, he first felt stubble scratch his ear and then saw his boss holding him steady. “Everything okay, James?” “Yeah, thanks, Mr. Kelly. Just being a little clumsy, rattling the chains, you know,” James shook the box with a deep metallic sound. “Marley was dead, to begin with.” “Humbug,” said Mr. Kelly and took the box from James. “What did I tell you about holiday cheer?” “No holiday cheer. Store policy. Sorry, sir. No cheer from now on, sir.” “Get back to work, James. There’s a whole crate of light bulbs to unpack and put on the shelves. I’ll do deliveries and will be back in no time,” said Mr. Kelly and took the box. He stood in the door and turned to James again. “And I’m not a serial killer. Sorry about that.” Mr. Kelly went to his truck, leaving James blushing alone at the store. “A lot to unpack indeed.”
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Did I ever post this here at all? Is it worth posting? Anyway I feel like this opening part is worth it actually.
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Hole for the Holidays: A Christmas Romance “Is there a tow truck nearby or something?” Jo checked his phone again. “Though I got no reception, I think.” “Happens all the time around here, bro!” shouted the truck driver over the wind. “It usually goes back to normal soon, just you wait. And anyway, I’ll make it to the highway and turn back in like fifteen minutes. If you’re not up and running by then, I’ll get you out.” “Thanks!” said Jo and jumped in his seat as the car’s headlights suddenly blinked on. “Shit, you’re right. Weird.” “It’s all because of those saucers, bro!” the driver gestured up. “Hold on tight, I’ll be back soon!” “Because of what?” frowned Jo, peeking outside the window, but the truck was already disappearing in the falling snow again. He looked up. The sky loomed low, dark, and empty. Jo shuddered and closed the window. He tried the ignition and got nothing. His phone still couldn’t pick up a signal. Jo slumped in his seat and listened to the blizzard around him, cautiously looking up from time to time. After all of this, he thought, that dick better be good.
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM