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Star-Lord's Bate (SFW?!?!!???)
Drawing of Peter Quill with his legs spread wide for us all to see him furiously masturbate to a tape with instructions in his Walkman. With his mouth hanging open, he stares at his bulging boxers, going deeper and deeper, unable to stop gooning. His heavy bulge is front and center. In his hand Peter holds a Magic Wand, pressing the vibrator to his cock and balls.
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Star-Lord's Bate (FTM)
Drawing of Peter Quill with his legs spread wide for us all to see him furiously masturbate to a tape with instructions in his Walkman. With his mouth hanging open, he’s going deeper and deeper, unable to stop gooning. His open vagina is front and center, a small vibrating bullet stuck inside. In his hand Peter holds a big, buzzing Magic Wand, aimed right at his pierced clitoris.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Star-Lord's Bate
Drawing of Peter Quill with his legs spread wide for us all to see him furiously masturbate to a tape with instructions in his Walkman. With his mouth hanging open, he stares at his cock, going deeper and deeper, unable to stop gooning. His throbbing penis is front and center, Peter’s hand strokes up and down, cum running down his hairy balls, thighs, and his whole body.
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Something about that episode of Bob's Burgers where Bob puts up a bunch of butthole paintings in the restaurant out of spite speaks to me
Screenshot of Bob Belcher yelling defiantly in front of an elephant butthole painting in the restaurant window.
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Transcendent use of Ultra Naté's Free in Roofman. Whoever picked the tune, you have my sword, my bow, and my axe.
Screenshot of Channing Tatum in white boxer briefs and heelys in Roofman.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Same old
Digital sketch of Geralt in the process of inking.
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Captain Boomerang: Oi! (FTM)
Drawing of Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness of the Suicide Squad fame, relaxing in a crimson beanbag chair. Captain is dressed in his blue track jacket and a white tank top, with a gold chain hanging from his neck, but no pants. His hairy legs are wide open. In one hand he’s holding a small bottle labelled “Task Force XXX”, while the other is over his wet pussy, middle finger going inside. “Oi! Get over here, faggot!” shouts Captain Boomerang, a gold tooth shining in his mouth. “Get on your knees and eat Daddy’s pussy! Make Dad squirt on your face!”
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Captain Boomerang: Oi! (SFWish)
Drawing of Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness of the Suicide Squad fame, relaxing in a crimson beanbag chair. Captain is dressed in his blue track jacket and a white tank top, with a gold chain hanging from his neck, but no pants. His legs are wide open, and his hairy ass crack is visible through the holes in his underwear. In one hand he’s holding a small bottle labelled “Task Force XXX”, and with the other he’s grabbing his junk inside the piss-stained tightie whities, middle finger peeking outside. “Oi! Get over here, faggot!” shouts Captain Boomerang, a gold tooth shining in his mouth. “Come rub your stupid face all over Daddy’s crotch and beg for cock.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Captain Boomerang: Oi!
Drawing of Digger “Captain Boomerang” Harkness of the Suicide Squad fame, relaxing in a crimson beanbag chair. Captain is dressed in his blue track jacket and a white tank top, with a gold chain hanging from his neck, but no pants. His legs are wide open, showing Captain’s unruly crotch hair. In one hand he’s holding a small bottle labelled “Task Force XXX”, while the other is firmly grasping his cock with a dirty torn sock over it, stained with semen. “Oi! Get over here, faggot!” shouts Captain Boomerang, a gold tooth shining in his mouth. “Daddy gonna stuff his sock in your mouth and his cock in your ass.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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The Witcher's new Aunt Viv reveal is pretty funny ngl
Liam Hemsworth as Geralt.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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This meme picked a correct day to turn five years old
The Destiel Confession meme, originating from the episode which premiered on November 5, 2020. Top image shows Castiel saying "I love you", bottom image shows Dean replying "Zohran Mamdani won the NYC mayoral election."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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This tracks, thanks Tumblr
Tumblr hashtag "Supernatural" highlighted in purple with an upwards arrow indicating it's either trending or horny, possibly both.
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Supernatural: Magic Fingers
Drawing of Dean Winchester shamelessly splayed naked on a dingy motel bed covered in a variety of stains. Sam’s on a bed with his feet on the pillows, holding his brother’s legs wide open on Sam’s thighs. Sam is only half visible, his white briefs bulging next to Dean’s crotch, nearly touching the balls. The room is dimly lit with one lamp, underneath which there on a bed stand sits the Magic Fingers coin slot, advertising itself as a 25 cent masturbation service. The slot is covered in white stains. “Hey, Sammy!” grins Dean, absentmindedly caressing his turgid cock with a ring at the base. “Put your magic fingers to my magic spot, I got a magic trick to show you. It’s called a week’s load.”
November 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Supernatural: Magic Fingers (SFW)
Drawing of Dean Winchester, dressed in long-unwashed boxer briefs, shamelessly splayed on a dingy motel bed covered in a variety of stains. Sam’s on a bed with his feet on the pillows, holding his brother’s legs wide open on Sam’s thighs. Sam is only half visible, his white briefs bulging next to Dean’s crotch, their balls comfortably resting against each other’s. The room is dimly lit with one lamp, underneath which there on a bed stand sits the Magic Fingers coin slot, advertising itself as a 25 cent masturbation service. The slot is covered in white stains. “Hey, Sammy!” grins Dean, holding a large bottle labelled “Pun Oil”. “This Magic Fingers bed must be good, look at all the stains! There’s so many loads on these sheets. Let’s add some of ours, too!”
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Supernatural: Magic Fingers (FTM)
Drawing of FTM Dean Winchester shamelessly splayed naked on a dingy motel bed covered in a variety of stains. Sam’s on a bed with his feet on the pillows, holding his brother’s legs wide open on Sam’s thighs. Sam is only half visible, his white briefs bulging next to Dean’s hairy pussy. The room is dimly lit with one lamp, underneath which there on a bed stand sits the Magic Fingers coin slot, advertising itself as a 25 cent masturbation service. The slot is covered in white stains. “Hey, Sammy!” grins Dean, holding a large bottle of lube and gesturing with his two fingers. “You ever tried to finger yourself on one of these magic beds? I gotta tell you, it’s worth a quarter!”
November 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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the "andy warhol presents" giallo version, flesh for frankenstein with udo kier, is also kinda maybe that? it's horny in many directions, let's put it this way
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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The Soup graphics remain undefeated
Screenshot from the 2014 episode of The Soup, featuring Joel McHale next to the screen with the words AIDS NEWS and fireworks.
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Kenneth I swear to god
Shirtless Kenneth Branagh as Victor Frankenstein screaming "No!" at the monster jumpscare, in a tighter than necessary closeup.
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Mary Shelley's Frankenstein is such a profoundly unserious movie. First there's comedy smash cuts to ballroom dancing, multiple. Now Victor Frankenstein took his shirt off for no other reason than to pull focus. And then wrestled with the monster. Covered in slime. All solid directorial choices.
Shirtless Kenneth Branagh as Victor Frankenstein trying to galvanize the monster for the first time. Shirtless Kenneth Branagh as Victor Frankenstein on the floor, dramatically, somewhat wet in a romance novel cover sorta way. Shirtless Kenneth Branagh as Victor Frankenstein covered in amniotic fluid, but, like, sexily. Shirtless Kenneth Branagh as Victor Frankenstein yelling at his iron lung contraption containing the not yet galvanaized monster. In a somewhat Nine Inch Nails kinda way.
October 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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When Jack Hyde goes full cartoon villain in the third Fifty Shades movie, it comes complete with a Henry Frankenstein makeover. This fact haunts me. What does it mean. What does it all mean.
Eric Johnson as Jack Hyde, the fiction editor turned aspiring Bond villain in the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise. Colin Clive as Henry Frankenstein.
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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How come Elsa Lanchester is not the definitive face of that "September 31 vs October 1" meme
Elsa Lanchester as Mary Shelley in Bride of Frankenstien. Elsa Lanchester as The Monster's Mate in Bride of Frankenstein.
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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So when that diva from Are You Afraid of the Dark? says his name is "Sardo! No mister, accent on the do!" that's a money joke, right? Like he's all about that dough, not just magic?
Sardo, accent on the do, from Are You Afraid of the Dark? holding a tiny door, which is not helping with the alliteration at hand whatsoever.
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Also things just staunchly refuse to happen in this movie, and some random tasteful nudity from James Brolin only makes it sillier. Tightie whities are not scary even when you're wielding an axe.
James Brolin pantsless in The Amityville Horror. James Brolin shirtless in The Amityville Horror.
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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No amount of Lalo Schifrin, swarming flies, and priests can make me take this goofy-ass house from The Amityville Horror seriously.
Goofy-ass house from The Amityville Horror (1979).
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Superman: Jack-Off-Lantern (SFW)
Drawing of Clark Kent on his knees, holding a carved pumpkin. Clark is wearing a sleeveless shirt, a backwards ball cap, a yellow-stained jockstrap, and socks with holes in them. “Dad, did you know they don’t have these in Metropolis? Everything’s plastic there. They call ‘em fleshlights!” says Clark. “I missed our homegrown jack off lanterns. Nobody in Kansas carves ‘em like you do, Dad!”
October 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM