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My cat is taking up the whole bed, despite weighing a *demure* 9 lbs.
That, and when you die it’s just **nothing**
That, and when you die it’s just **nothing**
There are so many huge things to fear and discuss that I've found myself taking refuge in minor complaints, like "I can't find the precise kind of herbal tea that I want," or "These tomatoes are slightly too fibrous." There's something so satisfying about a minor gripe.
January 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
My cat is taking up the whole bed, despite weighing a *demure* 9 lbs.
That, and when you die it’s just **nothing**
That, and when you die it’s just **nothing**
Yes, very nice 👍
-Borat Sagdiyev, 2006
-Borat Sagdiyev, 2006
my love language is you being so nice to me
January 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Yes, very nice 👍
-Borat Sagdiyev, 2006
-Borat Sagdiyev, 2006
True beauty is rare. Thank you universe for this gift.
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
True beauty is rare. Thank you universe for this gift.
quote posts without any additional text are nice. they're very "i liked your post so much i made it a little frame"
January 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...
January 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...
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He "got stuck" watching Seth Meyers? I guess Musk wouldn't let him have the remote.
January 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
He "got stuck" watching Seth Meyers? I guess Musk wouldn't let him have the remote.
Going for my autism evaluation today. Wish me luck…?
What’s appropriate?
The fact that I don’t know is in part why I’m getting evaluated.
What’s appropriate?
The fact that I don’t know is in part why I’m getting evaluated.
January 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Going for my autism evaluation today. Wish me luck…?
What’s appropriate?
The fact that I don’t know is in part why I’m getting evaluated.
What’s appropriate?
The fact that I don’t know is in part why I’m getting evaluated.
You know I’m something of a human MYself. Let’s pretend we eat brunch together!
January 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
You know I’m something of a human MYself. Let’s pretend we eat brunch together!
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so far this has been my 2025 motto
January 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
so far this has been my 2025 motto
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Who else is really looking forward to not watching the Inauguration?
👀 👎
👀 👎
January 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Who else is really looking forward to not watching the Inauguration?
👀 👎
👀 👎
There was always a disreputable establishment that would sell kids cigarettes when I was growing up. If they told me I would never be able to go to space, I’d still buy that pack. If they told me I’d projectile vomit for days, that would have stopped me.
My favorite stupid guy rumor is the one where if you’ve ever smoked a menthol cigarette you can’t go into space because the “menthol will crystallize in your lungs.” Oh, were you going to space?
January 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
There was always a disreputable establishment that would sell kids cigarettes when I was growing up. If they told me I would never be able to go to space, I’d still buy that pack. If they told me I’d projectile vomit for days, that would have stopped me.
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ill take gen z seriously when they bring back meg ryan’s 90’s hairstyle
January 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
ill take gen z seriously when they bring back meg ryan’s 90’s hairstyle
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The rules apply to everyone else, not his own family.


December 9, 2024 at 11:52 PM
The rules apply to everyone else, not his own family.


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i think that pokemon card app was supposed to get me addicted to collecting pokemon cards but instead i have just gotten addicted to opening packets of stuff like ketchup, sugar, and silica gel.
December 7, 2024 at 1:18 AM
i think that pokemon card app was supposed to get me addicted to collecting pokemon cards but instead i have just gotten addicted to opening packets of stuff like ketchup, sugar, and silica gel.
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Can we talk people out of donating to Salvation Army entirely, please!
They force their charity recipients to attend religious conversion sessions as part of receiving assistance.
AND they're wildly transphobic and homophobic!
Fund better charities!
They force their charity recipients to attend religious conversion sessions as part of receiving assistance.
AND they're wildly transphobic and homophobic!
Fund better charities!
Salvation Army says holiday donations down 50 per cent since mail strike began (Canada)
Salvation Army says holiday donations down 50 per cent since mail strike began - Canada News
The Salvation Army says holiday donations are down 50 per cent since the Canada Post strike began, amounting to a drop of roughly $9.3 million in seasonal giving compared to this time last year.
www.castanet.net
December 9, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Can we talk people out of donating to Salvation Army entirely, please!
They force their charity recipients to attend religious conversion sessions as part of receiving assistance.
AND they're wildly transphobic and homophobic!
Fund better charities!
They force their charity recipients to attend religious conversion sessions as part of receiving assistance.
AND they're wildly transphobic and homophobic!
Fund better charities!
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This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸
November 24, 2024 at 5:22 PM
This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸
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I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.
November 24, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.
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This is a very important point. Please let everyone know.
November 24, 2024 at 11:11 PM
This is a very important point. Please let everyone know.
I don’t know how this works. This is Bucky Barnes aka Sausage aka Muffin aka Sausage Muffin.
November 24, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I don’t know how this works. This is Bucky Barnes aka Sausage aka Muffin aka Sausage Muffin.