My cat could care less that I’ve eaten too many blueberries - he still wants uppies.
Read the room, my little dude.

My cat cleaned my whole face 😻

Yes please, and thank you.

If they can say those words to people can we call them “tiny, shriveled, limp-dicked whittle babies” ? Asking for a friend.

I don’t know what is satire anymore.

Bucky is the CEO of names, for sure.