(puts on sunglasses)
..Neil before Zod.
(puts on sunglasses)
..Neil before Zod.
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Trump is personally calling them to try to prevent it from being published.
Trump is personally calling them to try to prevent it from being published.
Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is.
Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.
Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it.
Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?
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Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Literally the first page of the first ever appearance of Superman:
Red States are the house mates who eat all the food, complain about the slow Wi-Fi, and treat the kid mowing the lawn like shit instead of doing it themselves.
Red States are the house mates who eat all the food, complain about the slow Wi-Fi, and treat the kid mowing the lawn like shit instead of doing it themselves.
Zero people live there
But he still exempted Russia and North Korea from the tariffs
Zero people live there
But he still exempted Russia and North Korea from the tariffs