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I'm just gonna have such a hard time taking Matt Damon as Odysseus seriously
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I'm just gonna have such a hard time taking Matt Damon as Odysseus seriously
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This Christmas, I think it's important to remember the reason for the holidays by honoring that winter-centric savior that died for us all
So I put Matoro on a cake
So I put Matoro on a cake
December 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
This Christmas, I think it's important to remember the reason for the holidays by honoring that winter-centric savior that died for us all
So I put Matoro on a cake
So I put Matoro on a cake
I'd adapt the hell out of the Bartimaeus trilogy
OK, less contentious post:
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'd adapt the hell out of the Bartimaeus trilogy
I know that broadly it's passé for a million valid reasons to complain about how much better things used to be, but christ I don't think I've seen an unbroken candy cane in fifteen years
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I know that broadly it's passé for a million valid reasons to complain about how much better things used to be, but christ I don't think I've seen an unbroken candy cane in fifteen years
The escape room I'm a featured actor in (at the escape room I used to be a designer at!) was just ranked #2 in the US which is pretty cool 😎
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The escape room I'm a featured actor in (at the escape room I used to be a designer at!) was just ranked #2 in the US which is pretty cool 😎
Finally got a chance to watch Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, and huh, turns out it absolutely rules
December 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Finally got a chance to watch Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, and huh, turns out it absolutely rules
In case this needs spelling out for the idiots who use AI, this is about AI
“Here’s your meal, full of delicious lead” I don’t want it. No thank you. “Well, what about if we just use lead in the cooking process? You can’t even taste the lead in the final meal” I’m leaving. “You’re being childish. Soon everyone will be cooking with lead” have you fucking listened to yourself
December 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
In case this needs spelling out for the idiots who use AI, this is about AI
The #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go
hmmm
hmmm
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go
hmmm
hmmm
Had my first-ever professional massage today, and hooooo boy, I gotta say: eh
December 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Had my first-ever professional massage today, and hooooo boy, I gotta say: eh
I can't word this in a way that isn't weird, but Rob Reiner was one of those people about whom I always parasocially thought, "I bet we'd get along," and I'm sure I'm right, not because of who I am, but because of who he was. We're all poorer for his loss.
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I can't word this in a way that isn't weird, but Rob Reiner was one of those people about whom I always parasocially thought, "I bet we'd get along," and I'm sure I'm right, not because of who I am, but because of who he was. We're all poorer for his loss.
It'd be super cool for nature to just take its fuckin course already
December 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It'd be super cool for nature to just take its fuckin course already
The Antiques Roadshow theme is absolutely a song Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes (the cantina band) would love to cover
December 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The Antiques Roadshow theme is absolutely a song Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes (the cantina band) would love to cover
Talia is playing a video game (Kirby) for the first time at age 3 and she's probably better than I was at age 6
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Talia is playing a video game (Kirby) for the first time at age 3 and she's probably better than I was at age 6
Bought some vintage Lego on bricklink, by total coincidence he was able to deliver it locally and turned out to be the new dentist at the practice I go to and I'm pretty sure I creeped him out by realizing it 🫠 hopefully my three year old slipping on the ice behind me helped put him at ease
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Bought some vintage Lego on bricklink, by total coincidence he was able to deliver it locally and turned out to be the new dentist at the practice I go to and I'm pretty sure I creeped him out by realizing it 🫠 hopefully my three year old slipping on the ice behind me helped put him at ease
The bartlett pear's domination of supermarkets will never make sense to me as I bask in the pure light of the comice pear
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The bartlett pear's domination of supermarkets will never make sense to me as I bask in the pure light of the comice pear
Damn if this delicious thanksgiving meal I cooked didn't just inflate my ego to a dangerous size
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Damn if this delicious thanksgiving meal I cooked didn't just inflate my ego to a dangerous size
Oh look, if it isn't the literal Coolest Thing Ever
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Oh look, if it isn't the literal Coolest Thing Ever
oh cool, albert hammond jr is a piece of shit, fuck
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
oh cool, albert hammond jr is a piece of shit, fuck
Just watched a childhood favorite, Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, with my 3-year-old, and it's an almost unbelievably good take on the formula
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Just watched a childhood favorite, Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, with my 3-year-old, and it's an almost unbelievably good take on the formula
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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“How soon?” asked Toad.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“How soon?” asked Toad.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
Apropo of nothing, here's the Bionicle build I'm having trouble making legs for
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Apropo of nothing, here's the Bionicle build I'm having trouble making legs for
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Whore you, the apostrophe police?
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Whore you, the apostrophe police?