Pocketus Rocketus
@pocketusrocketus.bsky.social
Here for a good time, but I’m all out of fucks to give. Just a queer aphantasic throwing words to the void.
Why do Boomers act like their 12-13 year old kids didn’t have a “secret” nested folder on the family computer?
WAIT DO THEY ACTUALLY STILL NOT KNOW?!
WAIT DO THEY ACTUALLY STILL NOT KNOW?!
April 17, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Why do Boomers act like their 12-13 year old kids didn’t have a “secret” nested folder on the family computer?
WAIT DO THEY ACTUALLY STILL NOT KNOW?!
WAIT DO THEY ACTUALLY STILL NOT KNOW?!
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I think I must be grinding other people’s teeth in my sleep too
March 28, 2024 at 12:10 PM
I think I must be grinding other people’s teeth in my sleep too
Trump’s latest grift?
“Grab ‘em by the Jesussey.”
“Grab ‘em by the Jesussey.”
March 28, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Trump’s latest grift?
“Grab ‘em by the Jesussey.”
“Grab ‘em by the Jesussey.”
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deleting tiktok before our student loans is wild
March 14, 2024 at 11:08 PM
deleting tiktok before our student loans is wild
Masculine dominance has always just been insecurity and incompetence weaponized.
That’s it.
That’s the skeet.
That’s it.
That’s the skeet.
January 18, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Masculine dominance has always just been insecurity and incompetence weaponized.
That’s it.
That’s the skeet.
That’s it.
That’s the skeet.
*just purchases more candles to burn*
You're burning your candle at both ends, man
January 4, 2024 at 9:44 PM
*just purchases more candles to burn*
Personally I’ve never met a Richard I didn’t like…
do y’all have specific names that you have a grudge against? or is it just me
i’ve hated damn near every megan/meagan/meghan/etc that I’ve ever met
i’ve hated damn near every megan/meagan/meghan/etc that I’ve ever met
January 4, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Personally I’ve never met a Richard I didn’t like…
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When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
January 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
January 2, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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I timed AFTER THE THIN MAN on Max so the new year would strike simultaneously on film and in real life.
After it did, I paused. When I restarted, I got this message.
A good reminder for 2024: physical media doesn’t disappear at midnight.
#FilmSky
After it did, I paused. When I restarted, I got this message.
A good reminder for 2024: physical media doesn’t disappear at midnight.
#FilmSky
January 1, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I timed AFTER THE THIN MAN on Max so the new year would strike simultaneously on film and in real life.
After it did, I paused. When I restarted, I got this message.
A good reminder for 2024: physical media doesn’t disappear at midnight.
#FilmSky
After it did, I paused. When I restarted, I got this message.
A good reminder for 2024: physical media doesn’t disappear at midnight.
#FilmSky
I know I’m early, but…
January 1, 2024 at 4:39 AM
I know I’m early, but…
IDK WHO NEEDS TO SEE THIS BUT USING ALL CAPS IS INTERPRETED AS YELLING BY THE INTERNET GENERATIONS.
IT IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR BOLD FONT.
IT IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR BOLD FONT.
December 31, 2023 at 6:07 PM
IDK WHO NEEDS TO SEE THIS BUT USING ALL CAPS IS INTERPRETED AS YELLING BY THE INTERNET GENERATIONS.
IT IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR BOLD FONT.
IT IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR BOLD FONT.
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My New Year's Resolutions:
-Eat healthy
-Exercise
-Read more books
-Dismantle our chains of financial oppression by overthrowing our capitalist overlords, who leech off the backs of the working class like the parasites they are
-Play with my cats
-Eat healthy
-Exercise
-Read more books
-Dismantle our chains of financial oppression by overthrowing our capitalist overlords, who leech off the backs of the working class like the parasites they are
-Play with my cats
December 31, 2023 at 5:10 PM
My New Year's Resolutions:
-Eat healthy
-Exercise
-Read more books
-Dismantle our chains of financial oppression by overthrowing our capitalist overlords, who leech off the backs of the working class like the parasites they are
-Play with my cats
-Eat healthy
-Exercise
-Read more books
-Dismantle our chains of financial oppression by overthrowing our capitalist overlords, who leech off the backs of the working class like the parasites they are
-Play with my cats
“My existence is pain.”
-Rudolph, probably.
-Rudolph, probably.
December 31, 2023 at 3:42 PM
“My existence is pain.”
-Rudolph, probably.
-Rudolph, probably.
Me: Quantity over quality, right??
My choir of questionable fucks (in unison): Yes!!
My choir of questionable fucks (in unison): Yes!!
December 31, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Me: Quantity over quality, right??
My choir of questionable fucks (in unison): Yes!!
My choir of questionable fucks (in unison): Yes!!
When you hear your manager telling a new applicant how amazing it is to work here…
December 30, 2023 at 5:30 PM
When you hear your manager telling a new applicant how amazing it is to work here…
…
well…
…IT DID
well…
…IT DID
December 30, 2023 at 5:19 PM
…
well…
…IT DID
well…
…IT DID
Always warms my heart seeing a hard-working elderly person struggle to stock shelves at Welfare-Mart when they can barely walk. /sarcasm
This system *definitely* isn’t broken 🙄
This system *definitely* isn’t broken 🙄
December 30, 2023 at 3:01 AM
Always warms my heart seeing a hard-working elderly person struggle to stock shelves at Welfare-Mart when they can barely walk. /sarcasm
This system *definitely* isn’t broken 🙄
This system *definitely* isn’t broken 🙄
