Pari the Potted Punk
@pleasantpariah196.bsky.social
So, X sucks and now I’m here. Long live the Smiling face, screw you Elongated muskrät (penelope scott makes good music).
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I'm old enough to remember a year or two ago when both "we're not killing journalists that's illegal!" and "We're not bombing *hospitals* for god's sake" were major talking points. Violations of these things now no longer seem to even register.
Christ.
Christ.
Four Al Jazeera staff, including reporter Anas Al Sharif, were killed in an Israeli attack on a tent for journalists outside the main gate of Gaza's al-Shifa hospital aje.io/onll19
Anas al-Sharif among five Al Jazeera journalists killed by Israel in Gaza
Al Jazeera staff killed in targeted Israeli attack on a tent housing journalists near al-Shifa Hospital, Gaza City.
aje.io
August 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm old enough to remember a year or two ago when both "we're not killing journalists that's illegal!" and "We're not bombing *hospitals* for god's sake" were major talking points. Violations of these things now no longer seem to even register.
Christ.
Christ.
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When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.
August 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.
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Zohran should propose “Cuomo’s Law”, a law that bars sex offenders from being mayor of New York City
August 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Zohran should propose “Cuomo’s Law”, a law that bars sex offenders from being mayor of New York City
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The deliberate and relentless killing of Palestinian journalists is sickening beyond words — and is a desperate attempt to silence the truth about Israel’s ongoing crimes against humanity.
Shame on all those who empowered Israel to murder with impunity.
Shame on all those who empowered Israel to murder with impunity.
August 11, 2025 at 7:48 AM
The deliberate and relentless killing of Palestinian journalists is sickening beyond words — and is a desperate attempt to silence the truth about Israel’s ongoing crimes against humanity.
Shame on all those who empowered Israel to murder with impunity.
Shame on all those who empowered Israel to murder with impunity.
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The concept of making Palestinian statehood conditional on disarming the very group resisting + trying to survive occupation + genocide is obscene. The moral depravity of a foreign power making that a condition while you watch your population die. White supremacist colonial slop.
August 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The concept of making Palestinian statehood conditional on disarming the very group resisting + trying to survive occupation + genocide is obscene. The moral depravity of a foreign power making that a condition while you watch your population die. White supremacist colonial slop.
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Imagine believing Friendless Urinal Cake swept all seven swing states when he can’t get anyone to come to his birthday party
June 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Imagine believing Friendless Urinal Cake swept all seven swing states when he can’t get anyone to come to his birthday party
Happy Pride!
ps: you forgot the 3 abstainers.
pss: some of em bouta be fathers btw. #HappyFathersDay #PRIDEMONTH
ps: you forgot the 3 abstainers.
pss: some of em bouta be fathers btw. #HappyFathersDay #PRIDEMONTH
@pleasantpariah196.bsky.social came over to my house and decided it would be a #funnypridemonthbit to make all of my power rangers have an orgy on my desk
June 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Happy Pride!
ps: you forgot the 3 abstainers.
pss: some of em bouta be fathers btw. #HappyFathersDay #PRIDEMONTH
ps: you forgot the 3 abstainers.
pss: some of em bouta be fathers btw. #HappyFathersDay #PRIDEMONTH
Fake news. Wrong.
June 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Fake news. Wrong.
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If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:
1-877-447-4487
1-877-447-4487
June 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:
1-877-447-4487
1-877-447-4487
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I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.
June 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.
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Protesters instigating violence in Boston, March 5, 1770.
June 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Protesters instigating violence in Boston, March 5, 1770.
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There's no "controversy" over The Witcher 4, it's just gotten picked up in what is now a cottage industry of YouTube-based outrage content farming by people who have zero actual investment in or understanding of the things they cover multiple times a day, every day
December 15, 2024 at 1:46 AM
There's no "controversy" over The Witcher 4, it's just gotten picked up in what is now a cottage industry of YouTube-based outrage content farming by people who have zero actual investment in or understanding of the things they cover multiple times a day, every day
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A white man killed the United Healthcare CEO on camera and NYPD—the largest and most expensive police department in the country—can’t find him. What a joke
December 5, 2024 at 5:33 PM
A white man killed the United Healthcare CEO on camera and NYPD—the largest and most expensive police department in the country—can’t find him. What a joke
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Stop arming Israel.
December 5, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Stop arming Israel.
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Kendrick performing in Toronto on fathers day is NASTY WORK lmao
December 3, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Kendrick performing in Toronto on fathers day is NASTY WORK lmao
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Get your last bit of leftovers and then time to throw it away. Hospitals number one time for food poisoning is a few days after Thanksgiving
November 30, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Get your last bit of leftovers and then time to throw it away. Hospitals number one time for food poisoning is a few days after Thanksgiving
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X is dead.
Bluesky is the new Twitter.
Bluesky is the new Twitter.
November 30, 2024 at 2:51 AM
X is dead.
Bluesky is the new Twitter.
Bluesky is the new Twitter.
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Bezos rolling over on the Post endorsement.
Zuckerberg visiting Mar a Lago to bend the knee.
Musk joining the administration.
The tech folks and much of our media are obeying in advance and Trump, the luckiest man alive!, has never faced so little media and social media scrutiny.
🤷🏽♂️
Zuckerberg visiting Mar a Lago to bend the knee.
Musk joining the administration.
The tech folks and much of our media are obeying in advance and Trump, the luckiest man alive!, has never faced so little media and social media scrutiny.
🤷🏽♂️
November 29, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Bezos rolling over on the Post endorsement.
Zuckerberg visiting Mar a Lago to bend the knee.
Musk joining the administration.
The tech folks and much of our media are obeying in advance and Trump, the luckiest man alive!, has never faced so little media and social media scrutiny.
🤷🏽♂️
Zuckerberg visiting Mar a Lago to bend the knee.
Musk joining the administration.
The tech folks and much of our media are obeying in advance and Trump, the luckiest man alive!, has never faced so little media and social media scrutiny.
🤷🏽♂️
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Holding court at Thanksgiving explaining that Drake was so hurt by the poems a man wrote that he filed suit in two states
November 28, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Holding court at Thanksgiving explaining that Drake was so hurt by the poems a man wrote that he filed suit in two states
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Wow. Here is one to brighten up your morning. The first images of the restored interior of Notre Dame cathedral. Breathtaking. In just five years France did it
November 29, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Wow. Here is one to brighten up your morning. The first images of the restored interior of Notre Dame cathedral. Breathtaking. In just five years France did it
Any other families partaking in some good old thanksgiving karaoke?!! Sidebar- To the one guy who always requests people sing but never sings himself: You Have Been Put On A List.
November 28, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Any other families partaking in some good old thanksgiving karaoke?!! Sidebar- To the one guy who always requests people sing but never sings himself: You Have Been Put On A List.
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Lies and slander. I would never open my mouth so someone could put a juicy kernel in it. A delicious dirty nugget. A salaciously delicious toesy woesy.
“gooey just opened his mouth, someone go put a toe in it right now-”🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
And then everyone sucked toes 👉👈
November 28, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Lies and slander. I would never open my mouth so someone could put a juicy kernel in it. A delicious dirty nugget. A salaciously delicious toesy woesy.
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A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.