Plastictreeofdoom
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Plastictreeofdoom
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I break things
Apropos of nothing in particular, the Death Of Stalin is a great movie
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 AM
@weirdmedieval.bsky.social I was having trouble trying to pin down just what I didn't like about Tostig Godwinson, then Aran brought up Erebus and it all clicked into place.

Fuck Tostig!
January 20, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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To all actors who have played crazy tyrannical megalomaniac monarchs, I sincerely apologize that events have overtaken your parody and exaggeration. Please try harder to be unrealistic next time.
January 19, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Oh god, I just realised that since the stupidest thing is always what happens these days, I would bet a small amount of money that when the US invades Greenland it will declare war on the Netherlands, because Americans are CONSTANTLY confusing it and Denmark. Is it because "Dutch" starts with a D?
January 17, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Holy shit, despite being relatively well versed in nuclear history I don't know much about South Africa's program.

I'd heard briefly about this guy but didn't know this part of the story, just a vague "he sabotaged it".

Clever as fuck.
January 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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sauvignon bloc
January 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I've spent the holidays relearning bass using my right hand (I used to play left handed, but my family got me an awesome right-handed 5 string without realising), and learning left handed guitar (an old, broken Magnum that I rescued from the dump), never played before.

Confusing, to say the least.
January 8, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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Pissing off the entire world and then setting the precedent that it's cool to kidnap heads of state is certainly a choice.
January 3, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Well, shit
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
When shopping for records as a Christmas present my wife said our oldest son's friends had been "getting him into rap, like Drake and shit".

Because she's got a very odd sense of humour we're about to hear NWA blasted full volume at 7am
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Nakatomi plaza is full of terrorists and yet this guy is still the worst
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Yet another day where I'm getting closer to understanding where Frank Herbert was coming from with the whole Butlerian Jihad thing
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Author of the US National Security Strategy revealed...
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Nia DaCosta did a Criterion closet and her first two movies were Love & Basketball and Come and See and I am absolutely in awe of the chaotic energy of that
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I was talking to my 11yo daughter about music at high school, and she said she'd been working on a few songs using the garage band sequencer and would let me hear one.

I expected simple kids music, but she's apparently Aphex Twins understudy.

Mind blowing EDM. Hopefully she shares it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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roy was ahead of the kids today, you wouldn't believe
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Give me a pikachu, Vasili. One pikachu only, please
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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a lot of people regretting the 'this shoulda been an email' advice rn lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I was wondering when it was going to feel like a Brisbane summer, it's been pretty nice lately.

Then I walk outside and all of a sudden it's nearly 40C at 5pm and everything is apparently on fire, smoke everywhere.

So everything is back to normal then
October 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Me 10 years ago: You know people are always calling political opponents Nazis even if they aren’t anything like Nazis, I wish that would stop

Monkey‘s paw:
October 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Saw a video over on Twitter of a racist influencer asking an guy in the UK if people from X group could ever be English.

The guy was Australian, and said:

"If you're a good c***, you're a good c***. If you're a shit c***, you're a shit c***".

That's our version of MLK's "I have a dream" speech...
September 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM