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@plantsareneat.bsky.social
Worker Cooperator, Knitter, Cook, Bi Cis Chonky Lady she/her
Trans Ally, Lifelong MSTie & Sherlockian; I already like your dog
here to lurk, occasionally comment, and strive to check my privilege at the door
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When your dick tells you to do something, don’t reason it out. Don’t ask four friends. Don’t pray about it for six months. Don’t come up with twelve excuses. Just do it. Be obedient to what you hear in your spirit. Your dick is leading you to your place of blessing.
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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One main takeaway: there is no difference between ICE and vampires.
IANAL but this guy is and he has an excellent explainer up on how to behave if an undocumented person flees immigration enforcement into your home or business.
November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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I don't think you need to think there will be long term shifts in Trump's policies or behavior (there won't be) to enjoy what just happened, sometimes it's good to enjoy things that are funny in the moment
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Whoever said that Trump looks like a Make A Wish kid meeting Zohran nailed it
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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it's good to join together to go "lmaooooo" sometimes actually
moments of positive morale and communal enjoyment are worth it for their own sake
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Two realities to keep in mind

1) Mamdani CANNOT run for prez. Born in Uganda, no joke. That is huge blessing: means that his message and style can be judged on their own terms, not 'What does this mean for Iowa caucuses?'

2) Trump is weak and getting weaker, old and getting older. Supporters know
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Honestly. Whenever I hear someone claim that Socialism doesn't work, or is somehow worse than the Capitalist system that's choking us to death, I know that I can safely disregard anything else they have to say.

Their voice becomes that of an adult in a Peanuts special, though, which is always fun.
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'm pro-meatspace art, it turns out.
Okay, on reflection I am slightly relaxing my rule on "only human-made art".

...Oh, no, I'm still not supporting genAI art, but I *will* be allowing art made by bears
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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"Oh Mamdani, you're so lovely!!!"

"Yes I know it, I can't help it!"
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all
Trump frickin' loves this guy lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Microsoft has open sourced the Zork trilogy of text games - Now future generations can all be eaten by a grue www.engadget.com/gaming/micro... #zork #infocom #retrogamer #retrogaming #retrocomputing
Microsoft has open sourced the Zork trilogy of text games
Microsoft announced today that the code for Zork, Zork II and Zork III will be made available open source under the MIT License.
www.engadget.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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This is brilliant. Another politician would have let Trump’s line stand. Trump let him off the hook but he said it anyway.
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”

TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”

ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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wait fuck this goes hard
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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🤣🤣🤣
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
So, I guess this is how it went down today in the Oval Office?
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
One... Moon... Circles...

(What always plays in my mind when a lone person yells into the void "where are you?")
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Want to bid in our auction for public media, but don’t want Russell Crowe’s jockstrap in your home? More items are available at JohnOliversJunk.com! Like this painting of Horse John, now the label for Cabernet SauvignJohn! Or bottles of the wine itself — sold out except for bottles in our auction!
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Consequences are not cancel culture. They're just a new concept for parts of society, who have never actually had to deal with them before.
When the papers start whining about “cancel culture” again, remember that these men are stepping down 1) voluntarily, and 2) because their jobs have no real impact on their wealth and power, and 3) BECAUSE OF THE RAPING.
#BREAKING: Former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers will immediately leave his role as an instructor at Harvard while the University investigates his ties to child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.

Dhruv T. Patel and Cam N. Srivastava report.
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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When the papers start whining about “cancel culture” again, remember that these men are stepping down 1) voluntarily, and 2) because their jobs have no real impact on their wealth and power, and 3) BECAUSE OF THE RAPING.
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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It's not a sophisticated reaction, but my response to both "quiet, piggy" and the Coast Guard okaying swastikas and nooses is a deep sadness that the compassion we're working so hard to foster in our children will not just be challenged by schoolyard bullies but by the highest levels of society.
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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be cool if these guys died in prison
Judge Ellis derides Greg Bovino as a serial fabulist who brazenly lied on the stand and seemingly considered it funny to perjure himself. cst.brightspotcdn.com/49/34/daecfb...
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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THIS. RIGHT. HERE.
The Cook County State's Attorney must investigate and, if appropriate file charges against the federal agents involved in this shooting
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Joint Statement from Goodlander, Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, and Houlahan
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM