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xtina
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aspiring forest hag • earthbender • reader (bi)

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and they’re french films! so that’s why it hasn’t been marketed in the US as much, but if it were, it would’ve been a huge hit. And all the book girlies would have made Porthos the “white guy of the moment” by now. Get in on this!!!
#booksky
the three musketeers movie(s) with Eva Green is PHENOMENAL

how the ffff have I not seen it before

it’s funny, the action is crazy and the chemistry between all of them… dang. Not to mention the bi-icon that is Porthos 🤩

definitely better than that godforsaken book hahaha
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the three musketeers movie(s) with Eva Green is PHENOMENAL

how the ffff have I not seen it before

it’s funny, the action is crazy and the chemistry between all of them… dang. Not to mention the bi-icon that is Porthos 🤩

definitely better than that godforsaken book hahaha
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I’m back in my ugly infographic era.
December 28, 2024 at 6:02 PM
the 2018 animated grinch is the wrong one!!! It’s the 1966 version you want 😤
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Happy Holidays! ALL Haymarket Books are 40% off through January 2nd!
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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COVER REVEAL: My next book is a standalone science fiction cyberpunk thriller starring aging corporate samurai. The Last Contract of Isako will be out on May 5, 2026 from @orbitbooks.bsky.social. Can't wait to share it with you. Thank you to @tommypocket.bsky.social for this kickass cover ⚔️
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
best thanksgiving media:
-bobs burgers
-spiderman (2002)
-fantastic Mr Fox
-planes, trains and automobiles
-Addams family values
-the bear
November 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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woke is back baby awouu
Mamdani hypnotized Trump, MTG resigned, woke 2 rises
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Literary Dads who don’t get enough smoke:

Mr. Bennett (Pride & Prejudice). Sweet and lazy. Your only job is to get these girls an education and you failed.

Walter Lee (A Raisin the the Sun): I guarantee you he eventually lost the family home. He learned nothing in the ordeal.
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
if diehard is a Christmas movie, then Spider-Man (2002) is a thanksgiving movie
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
cereal is totally soup
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Are horse 🐎 girls still a thing?
Horse posters are conspicuously absent at the school book fair.
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m not religious but how do i become a priest dj
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i didn’t know “boys like girls” looked like that
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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We've been telling you that this was the end goal. What happens when students are no longer served by this nation?

-Signed, Educators
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Whew, that political violence conversation didn’t last long at all!

Almost like SOME PEOPLE never really meant it at all.
November 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Today the President of the United States called for the killing of his political opponents. People need to understand how serious that is.

This is not normal. This cannot be something only Democrats condemn. Every leader and American must condemn this.
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
beer bread is my favorite semi-instant and cheap thing to make

it sticks to your bones 🦴
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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This 16 yr old American is being held in jail by Israel for allegedly throwing a rock at a car (his family denies this happened). Mohammed Ibrahim is one of 300 Palestinian children being held in Israeli prisons.
This 16-Year-Old American Is Among Hundreds of Palestinian Children Jailed in Israel
Mohammed Ibrahim is one of more than 300 Palestinian children being held indefinitely in Israeli custody.
theintercept.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I don’t recommend buying any type of sticky bra, especially from Cakes body lol
November 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.

Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.

Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM