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im a dumb ass and paid for chatGPT
Penske PR banging head into desk repeatedly
August 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Penske PR banging head into desk repeatedly
"The victim was Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old software engineer known by his online sobriquet, Big Balls, according to the police.
In a social media post on Tuesday afternoon, Mr. Trump shared a photograph that appeared to show Mr. Coristine lying in the street bleeding, battered and shirtless."
In a social media post on Tuesday afternoon, Mr. Trump shared a photograph that appeared to show Mr. Coristine lying in the street bleeding, battered and shirtless."
August 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"The victim was Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old software engineer known by his online sobriquet, Big Balls, according to the police.
In a social media post on Tuesday afternoon, Mr. Trump shared a photograph that appeared to show Mr. Coristine lying in the street bleeding, battered and shirtless."
In a social media post on Tuesday afternoon, Mr. Trump shared a photograph that appeared to show Mr. Coristine lying in the street bleeding, battered and shirtless."
they're putting microplastics in the binder fabric so the transes can't remember 9/11. open your third gock
August 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
they're putting microplastics in the binder fabric so the transes can't remember 9/11. open your third gock
she Jeffrey on my Epstein until I Trump is in the Epstein Files
August 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
she Jeffrey on my Epstein until I Trump is in the Epstein Files
Trump’s in the files. Clinton’s in court. Epstein’s still dead.
August 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Trump’s in the files. Clinton’s in court. Epstein’s still dead.
Mike Flood got absolutely flooded with criticism from constituents furious about his votes.
August 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Mike Flood got absolutely flooded with criticism from constituents furious about his votes.
soooo a nazi moon base with nukes
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
soooo a nazi moon base with nukes
The ad was about jeans, the praise was about genes. History will not be kind to Sydney Sweeney.
August 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The ad was about jeans, the praise was about genes. History will not be kind to Sydney Sweeney.
our IP comrade
The fact that the one game made by an explicitly communist co-op game studio now has three successor studios making a self-proclaimed sequel to it, and dispute the legitimacy of the other two is, of course, the most communist outcome possible.
The curse of ‘Disco Elysium’, the greatest RPG ever made - on.ft.com/4ojvxw4 (free link for first three)
A really interesting, indefinably disturbing long read. I just have one question: who has all the time for these games? I mean...
A really interesting, indefinably disturbing long read. I just have one question: who has all the time for these games? I mean...
August 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
our IP comrade
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114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity to Sheer Random Chance theonion.com/114-yea...
August 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
114-Year-Old Attributes Longevity to Sheer Random Chance theonion.com/114-yea...
this is good for bitcoin
BREAKING: China has officially banned cryptocurrency trading, mining, and related services
August 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
this is good for bitcoin
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the argument that AI in the context of art is “just a tool” completely elides the fact that the point of art is to participate in the fucking process of making it
August 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
the argument that AI in the context of art is “just a tool” completely elides the fact that the point of art is to participate in the fucking process of making it
Ghislaine Maxwell was worse than Epstein. She enabled and organized abuse while hiding behind charm and womanhood.
August 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell was worse than Epstein. She enabled and organized abuse while hiding behind charm and womanhood.
hey chatGPT is it normal to find dolphins sexually attractive aaaaaand share
August 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
hey chatGPT is it normal to find dolphins sexually attractive aaaaaand share
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When public media disappears, so do the stories that bring us together.
With federal funding eliminated, millions may lose their last trusted source of news and connection.
If that matters to you, now’s the time to act. Donate: n.pr/458sOhq
With federal funding eliminated, millions may lose their last trusted source of news and connection.
If that matters to you, now’s the time to act. Donate: n.pr/458sOhq
August 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When public media disappears, so do the stories that bring us together.
With federal funding eliminated, millions may lose their last trusted source of news and connection.
If that matters to you, now’s the time to act. Donate: n.pr/458sOhq
With federal funding eliminated, millions may lose their last trusted source of news and connection.
If that matters to you, now’s the time to act. Donate: n.pr/458sOhq
Nobody:
UK: OI DEM OTHER BEACHES IS PISS WEV GOT FISH AN CHIPPY
UK: OI DEM OTHER BEACHES IS PISS WEV GOT FISH AN CHIPPY
August 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Nobody:
UK: OI DEM OTHER BEACHES IS PISS WEV GOT FISH AN CHIPPY
UK: OI DEM OTHER BEACHES IS PISS WEV GOT FISH AN CHIPPY
taxpayers about to run up a new high score paying out Dominion Voting Systems v. United States of America in a few years
JUST IN: Senate confirms former Fox News host and prosecutor Jeanine Pirro as U.S. Attorney for Washington D.C.
Senate confirms former Fox News host Jeanine Pirro as U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia
The vote was along party lines, with all present Democrats voting against Pirro's confirmation.
nbcnews.to
August 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
taxpayers about to run up a new high score paying out Dominion Voting Systems v. United States of America in a few years
the leopards are valued members of our community, generously offering face-eating services to those who truly deserve it
Conservative extremist and Donald Trump "whisperer" Laura Loomer posted a long lament on social media Saturday, complaining that she is a victim of "Jew hatred" from allies on the right — and that she can no longer ignore it.
'Drives them insane!' Laura Loomer whines that ex-allies now hate her 'because I'm Jewish'
Conservative extremist and Donald Trump "whisperer" Laura Loomer posted a long lament on social media Saturday, complaining that she is a victim of "Jew hatred" from allies on the right — and that she can no longer ignore it.Loomer, who has been the guiding force behind multiple firings in the Trump...
bit.ly
August 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the leopards are valued members of our community, generously offering face-eating services to those who truly deserve it
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hot take but i think cis women deserve to have the surgeries they need to pass as trans women
August 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
hot take but i think cis women deserve to have the surgeries they need to pass as trans women
What's Hot Classic 🤝 Cool niche fetishes I didn't know existed
August 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
What's Hot Classic 🤝 Cool niche fetishes I didn't know existed
we said “literally 1984” so many times that now, when it’s actually literally 1984, we have to say “it’s giving Orwell” like idiots
“I fired her because we didn’t believe the numbers. We’re doing so well.”
1984
1984
August 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
we said “literally 1984” so many times that now, when it’s actually literally 1984, we have to say “it’s giving Orwell” like idiots
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Tarantulas are spider; jumping spiders are puppies; and no I will not be elaborating further.
July 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Tarantulas are spider; jumping spiders are puppies; and no I will not be elaborating further.
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The premise of this article — that Bluesky needs hypergrowth — is exactly the problem.
The idea that internet companies should grow infinitely and monopolize their space, fattened on VC cash driven by optimistic valuations, is exactly what ruined the internet. www.piratewires.com/p/bluesky-is...
The idea that internet companies should grow infinitely and monopolize their space, fattened on VC cash driven by optimistic valuations, is exactly what ruined the internet. www.piratewires.com/p/bluesky-is...
Bluesky Is Trapped in a Doom Loop
once hailed as the future of decentralized ("nontoxic") social media, bluesky is shedding users and realizing
www.piratewires.com
August 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The premise of this article — that Bluesky needs hypergrowth — is exactly the problem.
The idea that internet companies should grow infinitely and monopolize their space, fattened on VC cash driven by optimistic valuations, is exactly what ruined the internet. www.piratewires.com/p/bluesky-is...
The idea that internet companies should grow infinitely and monopolize their space, fattened on VC cash driven by optimistic valuations, is exactly what ruined the internet. www.piratewires.com/p/bluesky-is...
And if Santa were real, the IDF would finally learn the true meaning of Christmas.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
If Benjamin Netanyahu “decided tonight that every Palestinian child in Gaza should have breakfast tomorrow, it could undoubtedly be done,” Alex de Waal writes. “Seasoned humanitarian-aid professionals can still bring Gaza back from the brink.”
If Benjamin Netanyahu “decided tonight that every Palestinian child in Gaza should have breakfast tomorrow, it could undoubtedly be done,” Alex de Waal writes. “Seasoned humanitarian-aid professionals can still bring Gaza back from the brink.”
Opinion | Netanyahu Is Choosing to Starve Gaza
To end starvation — and stave off social collapse — in Gaza, Israel must allow humanitarian-aid professionals to do their jobs.
nyti.ms
August 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
And if Santa were real, the IDF would finally learn the true meaning of Christmas.