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@pk-starstorm.bsky.social
26 // Ireland // built different (i.e not up to code)
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istg you better not be suffering more in your imagination than your reality right now bro
June 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
istg you better not be suffering more in your imagination than your reality right now bro
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The Pope can fast travel to any church as long as he has already unlocked that diocese
May 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The Pope can fast travel to any church as long as he has already unlocked that diocese
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YOU: (visibly dessicated) what... happened... so.. dry....
ME: (slipped hundreds of silica gel packets into your bed while you slept last night) probably just a hangover
ME: (slipped hundreds of silica gel packets into your bed while you slept last night) probably just a hangover
May 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
YOU: (visibly dessicated) what... happened... so.. dry....
ME: (slipped hundreds of silica gel packets into your bed while you slept last night) probably just a hangover
ME: (slipped hundreds of silica gel packets into your bed while you slept last night) probably just a hangover
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PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.
PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.
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Thought he was flirting when he proposed a "light rail," but it turns out he's just a civil engineer
May 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Thought he was flirting when he proposed a "light rail," but it turns out he's just a civil engineer
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Naming all my eye floaters and giving them each a tragic backstory
May 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Naming all my eye floaters and giving them each a tragic backstory
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Dickens: It was the best of times
Me: Oh, neat
Dickens: It was the worst of times
Me: Oh, dang
Me: Oh, neat
Dickens: It was the worst of times
Me: Oh, dang
May 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Dickens: It was the best of times
Me: Oh, neat
Dickens: It was the worst of times
Me: Oh, dang
Me: Oh, neat
Dickens: It was the worst of times
Me: Oh, dang
we really got oblivion remastered before elder scrolls 6
April 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
we really got oblivion remastered before elder scrolls 6
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You just don't get this level of groupchat activity when the Archbishop of Canterbury croaks.
April 21, 2025 at 9:34 AM
You just don't get this level of groupchat activity when the Archbishop of Canterbury croaks.
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"Oasis or Blur?" I asked, trying to discern a mirage in the desert
March 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"Oasis or Blur?" I asked, trying to discern a mirage in the desert
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being covered in salt would cure me
April 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
being covered in salt would cure me
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Came up with a rad plan to meet the hot coroner but it has one pretty big flaw.
April 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Came up with a rad plan to meet the hot coroner but it has one pretty big flaw.
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Sailor: Land ho!
Coastguard: Ocean slut!
Coastguard: Ocean slut!
April 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Sailor: Land ho!
Coastguard: Ocean slut!
Coastguard: Ocean slut!
can't believe the Lorde has risen and it's not even Easter yet
April 10, 2025 at 8:41 AM
can't believe the Lorde has risen and it's not even Easter yet
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Instead of a graph, they should illustrate how the stock market is doing with a slide whistle
April 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Instead of a graph, they should illustrate how the stock market is doing with a slide whistle
how your email finds moo:
April 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
how your email finds moo:
your honor! kudos for saying that, for spilling.
March 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
your honor! kudos for saying that, for spilling.
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Don’t be so hard on yourself, fuckface.
March 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Don’t be so hard on yourself, fuckface.
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Heads up if you’re a migrating herring – the ospreys are back
March 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Heads up if you’re a migrating herring – the ospreys are back
my job is 200x less personally fulfilling than getting to fill out a ⭐rail travel survey⭐ on the train home to see my loved ones actually
March 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
my job is 200x less personally fulfilling than getting to fill out a ⭐rail travel survey⭐ on the train home to see my loved ones actually