Ringus the Green
@pizzamancer.bsky.social
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Weird old neighbor in the making
Opinions belong to the universe
Weird old neighbor in the making
Opinions belong to the universe
Doesn’t even have to be somebody I don’t respect if we’re being honest
I don’t have to fend off the desire to comply in advance. Anyone who knows me knows that, fortunately or unfortunately, I would rather die than let someone I don’t respect tell me what to do.
February 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Doesn’t even have to be somebody I don’t respect if we’re being honest
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I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
January 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
These liberals talk about punching nazis
You ain’t never punched a fucking nazi
You ain’t never punched a fucking nazi
A lot of you make jokes about guillotines but few of you have been getting your woodworking and metalworking skills up. Get those callouses made, babes.
January 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
These liberals talk about punching nazis
You ain’t never punched a fucking nazi
You ain’t never punched a fucking nazi
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I’ll stop “overreacting” when you start reacting.
January 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’ll stop “overreacting” when you start reacting.
(Death Grips voice)
I'm gonna get in your algorithm if it's the last thing I do
January 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
(Death Grips voice)
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
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Take first aid courses; Stop The Bleed, CPR, everything you can. Have and know how to use a tourniquet. Learn about keeping your public information clean/safe. Stop posting pictures of you around your house/street/car.
Make plans with your friends.
No one's coming to help us. We protect us.
Make plans with your friends.
No one's coming to help us. We protect us.
January 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Take first aid courses; Stop The Bleed, CPR, everything you can. Have and know how to use a tourniquet. Learn about keeping your public information clean/safe. Stop posting pictures of you around your house/street/car.
Make plans with your friends.
No one's coming to help us. We protect us.
Make plans with your friends.
No one's coming to help us. We protect us.
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my whole mantra for the last two months has been "It Will Be Worse Than You Think But Not In The Way That You Think". Put it on a decorative pillow
January 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
my whole mantra for the last two months has been "It Will Be Worse Than You Think But Not In The Way That You Think". Put it on a decorative pillow
Running cyberpunk is fun for me because it’s a test to see if I can backdoor my players into class consciousness
January 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Running cyberpunk is fun for me because it’s a test to see if I can backdoor my players into class consciousness
January 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Lobbying to stop calling them “skeets” and start calling them “floats”, as in “float like a butterfly…” and “let me float and idea…”
January 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Lobbying to stop calling them “skeets” and start calling them “floats”, as in “float like a butterfly…” and “let me float and idea…”
Dazemu palpedia entry you did not need to go this hard
January 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Dazemu palpedia entry you did not need to go this hard
US going to war with Panama is literally part of the Cyberpunk lore, this is so fucking ridiculous
January 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
US going to war with Panama is literally part of the Cyberpunk lore, this is so fucking ridiculous
Explaining to everyone that masks prevent airborne diseases, not just the one everybody thinks is “over”.
January 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Explaining to everyone that masks prevent airborne diseases, not just the one everybody thinks is “over”.
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Tfw you buy a social media site, chase off everybody except for the Nazis, then get upset that your social media site has turned into a miserable, hate-ridden dump.
December 29, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Tfw you buy a social media site, chase off everybody except for the Nazis, then get upset that your social media site has turned into a miserable, hate-ridden dump.
Clown blood runs through these veins.
December 30, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Clown blood runs through these veins.
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When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that
December 27, 2024 at 5:21 PM
When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that
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Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?
Me (kicking dirt): No
I’ve done it. The algorithm now thinks I’m a republican Muslim pot head that owns guns.
December 21, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I’ve done it. The algorithm now thinks I’m a republican Muslim pot head that owns guns.
God I hate genai and how it’s being shoehorned unhelpfully into every fucking thing
December 17, 2024 at 11:20 PM
God I hate genai and how it’s being shoehorned unhelpfully into every fucking thing
Remember a few years ago when everyone was calling themselves “CEO of” whatever? Not so funny now is it
December 17, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Remember a few years ago when everyone was calling themselves “CEO of” whatever? Not so funny now is it
“The sure strike spell was atypically strong for its level and too easy to cast repeatedly for a significant benefit at all levels of play, leading to repetitive play and squeezing out other options.” Absolutely brain dead #pf2e errata
December 16, 2024 at 9:50 PM
“The sure strike spell was atypically strong for its level and too easy to cast repeatedly for a significant benefit at all levels of play, leading to repetitive play and squeezing out other options.” Absolutely brain dead #pf2e errata
You guys have no idea how HARD a hog showmanship anime would go
December 15, 2024 at 10:13 PM
You guys have no idea how HARD a hog showmanship anime would go