@hankgreen.bsky.social William Hanklin Harrisgreen, I must ask an important question: where do you stand on pizza? Does your brother claim full pizza control in the family? Why do you only publicly talk about pizza commercially and not personally? Do you like me?
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social William Hanklin Harrisgreen, I must ask an important question: where do you stand on pizza? Does your brother claim full pizza control in the family? Why do you only publicly talk about pizza commercially and not personally? Do you like me?
I think the only ad I've ever for that was the Jamie Lee Curtis Activia catalog.
But pizza is for you when you're cozy, chilling, complacent, cool, cruising on the couch.
But pizza is for you when you're cozy, chilling, complacent, cool, cruising on the couch.
Please stop marketing me products for “women on the go” — I’m ready for things for women on the stay. Women on the sit down. Women on the cozy bed with three beverages and strong wifi
November 5, 2024 at 8:39 PM
I think the only ad I've ever for that was the Jamie Lee Curtis Activia catalog.
But pizza is for you when you're cozy, chilling, complacent, cool, cruising on the couch.
But pizza is for you when you're cozy, chilling, complacent, cool, cruising on the couch.
When will Kamala guarantee hand-tossed pizza in every school in this great nation??? We must send the cuddles straight to hell
and where the fuck is the Muppets version of Knives Out, except Daniel Craig is himself??????
What is Kamala Harris's plan for the 2nd season of Firefly?
November 5, 2024 at 7:51 PM
When will Kamala guarantee hand-tossed pizza in every school in this great nation??? We must send the cuddles straight to hell
@chrislhayes.bsky.social many are saying they want you to publicly spread the word of pizza's endorsement of Kamala Harris and the Dems. Will you do the right thing and find a slice of time on your show to do this? Be cheesy if you must. I'm not here for the upper crust. I'm a pie for the people.
November 5, 2024 at 5:37 AM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social many are saying they want you to publicly spread the word of pizza's endorsement of Kamala Harris and the Dems. Will you do the right thing and find a slice of time on your show to do this? Be cheesy if you must. I'm not here for the upper crust. I'm a pie for the people.
I asked Erica out on a date for a Tuesday. She was sunshine and full of excellent energy. We had coffee. She introduced me to her keychain, Scott the dinosaur. I was gonna ask her out to dinner that weekend. Are was dead Thursday. DUI crash as a passenger. She was 21.
Quote-skeet and tell me about a friend of yours who died too soon. I want to remember them with you.
November 4, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I asked Erica out on a date for a Tuesday. She was sunshine and full of excellent energy. We had coffee. She introduced me to her keychain, Scott the dinosaur. I was gonna ask her out to dinner that weekend. Are was dead Thursday. DUI crash as a passenger. She was 21.
And in the summer we should take another hour of the workday for a pizza lunch
Once again: DST doesn’t solve the problem of going to/from work in the dark.
Instead, when days get shorter in the fall, we should just shorten the workday by an hour.
Then in spring, when we start getting more daylight again, we can shorten the workday by another hour.
Instead, when days get shorter in the fall, we should just shorten the workday by an hour.
Then in spring, when we start getting more daylight again, we can shorten the workday by another hour.
November 3, 2024 at 1:17 PM
And in the summer we should take another hour of the workday for a pizza lunch
Pizza, pizza, pizza, fresca, pizza, oreos
Okay, I'm tired of election stuff, so let's try something else: you have $20 and need to get gas station snacks for a road trip - what are you getting?
November 3, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Pizza, pizza, pizza, fresca, pizza, oreos
Can't be worse than that snoozer Dave neal from umass-State. Dude could ruin a pizza easily.
idk why but it feels like Carson Daly should be part of NBC's college football broadcasts
November 3, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Can't be worse than that snoozer Dave neal from umass-State. Dude could ruin a pizza easily.
Pizza is love. Polar Seltzer is life.
havent seen people this excited about seltzer since i hung out with a bunch of dehydrated jews
November 3, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Pizza is love. Polar Seltzer is life.
Pizza for me. Pizza for you. Nate silver is a piece of poo.
November 3, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Pizza for me. Pizza for you. Nate silver is a piece of poo.
Porn, Pizza, Puck. All you need
October 22, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Porn, Pizza, Puck. All you need
Don't blame me. I am forever blameless
October 22, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Don't blame me. I am forever blameless
This is beautiful. This is the type of person who deserves a pizza. Follow the creatively passionate people in your life and you'll have a fulfilling existence
I find so much joy in the passion projects that other people make because I am very inspired by and relate to people who have the drive & passion to just sit down and make things, no longer how long it takes or how hard it is. That's why I really like the indie games scene, the webcomics scene, etc.
October 22, 2024 at 5:05 AM
This is beautiful. This is the type of person who deserves a pizza. Follow the creatively passionate people in your life and you'll have a fulfilling existence
What if I pulled out some favors and it was pizza out of the trunks and garlic knots out the exhaust?
Trunk or Treat is the most curmudgeonly I feel about anything in the world
October 22, 2024 at 2:03 AM
What if I pulled out some favors and it was pizza out of the trunks and garlic knots out the exhaust?
I hate being brought up by that fool. Eat pizza but just not weth the mini soldier
This rules, S-tier excuse for why you were going to a pornography store every night.
October 15, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I hate being brought up by that fool. Eat pizza but just not weth the mini soldier
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #99,220! Pizza for everyone
September 17, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #99,220! Pizza for everyone
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What's cool about looking back at the history of college protests is that 19 year old students have been right about every single American war, and the esteemed Harvard educated opinion writers at the New York Times have been wrong about every single American war.
April 30, 2024 at 9:59 PM
What's cool about looking back at the history of college protests is that 19 year old students have been right about every single American war, and the esteemed Harvard educated opinion writers at the New York Times have been wrong about every single American war.
Had a frozen pizza tonight. You know it went down nice. Did burn a finger though. Pizza through the pain.
April 29, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Had a frozen pizza tonight. You know it went down nice. Did burn a finger though. Pizza through the pain.
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spending time with coworkers doesn’t make you less lonely because your coworkers aren’t your friends
November 6, 2023 at 1:19 PM
spending time with coworkers doesn’t make you less lonely because your coworkers aren’t your friends
Somehow had a code and I snagged it on a whim. Was one of the first 100,000. Initially posted legit now I am pizza, bringer of slices, followed by many SWers and Stovey.
And I hang out with the college football freaks too.
Calzones are trans pizza. Support all pizza.
And I hang out with the college football freaks too.
Calzones are trans pizza. Support all pizza.
why are you, yes you, here on bluesky
November 6, 2023 at 6:22 AM
Somehow had a code and I snagged it on a whim. Was one of the first 100,000. Initially posted legit now I am pizza, bringer of slices, followed by many SWers and Stovey.
And I hang out with the college football freaks too.
Calzones are trans pizza. Support all pizza.
And I hang out with the college football freaks too.
Calzones are trans pizza. Support all pizza.
A calzone is a pizza that's transitioned. Support them today on national calzone Day
November 1, 2023 at 6:53 PM
A calzone is a pizza that's transitioned. Support them today on national calzone Day
The world needs more dick appreciation. Just the boys talking about a good hog they saw when sneaking a peek in the bathroom or in a porn scene.
Uh, I mean, any fruit is good on me. I'm a food of the proletariat. If someone sells me for $10 a slice, firebomb them.
Uh, I mean, any fruit is good on me. I'm a food of the proletariat. If someone sells me for $10 a slice, firebomb them.
🚨IT’S TRASH TUESDAY🚨
show me what you got, and a reminder. today isn’t just focused on “trash takes”, i wanna see all those unhinged thoughts on full display 💕
show me what you got, and a reminder. today isn’t just focused on “trash takes”, i wanna see all those unhinged thoughts on full display 💕
what’s trash tuesday you may ask? it’s the day we all post stream of consciousness and flops don’t exist
October 24, 2023 at 5:48 PM
The world needs more dick appreciation. Just the boys talking about a good hog they saw when sneaking a peek in the bathroom or in a porn scene.
Uh, I mean, any fruit is good on me. I'm a food of the proletariat. If someone sells me for $10 a slice, firebomb them.
Uh, I mean, any fruit is good on me. I'm a food of the proletariat. If someone sells me for $10 a slice, firebomb them.
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one thing I don’t think a lot of people have internalized is how much worse a second Trump term will be
they aren’t neophytes anymore
this time they have plans, one of which is replacing basically every federal bureaucrat with a 25 year old groyper
it will get very bad very fast
they aren’t neophytes anymore
this time they have plans, one of which is replacing basically every federal bureaucrat with a 25 year old groyper
it will get very bad very fast
October 24, 2023 at 3:32 PM
one thing I don’t think a lot of people have internalized is how much worse a second Trump term will be
they aren’t neophytes anymore
this time they have plans, one of which is replacing basically every federal bureaucrat with a 25 year old groyper
it will get very bad very fast
they aren’t neophytes anymore
this time they have plans, one of which is replacing basically every federal bureaucrat with a 25 year old groyper
it will get very bad very fast
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One of the most important things to understand about rich libertarian-types is that they view the concept of social goods and human rights as a deep affront to their "liberty". The most hardcore ones fundamentally view human life as a luxury good.
October 23, 2023 at 2:04 PM
One of the most important things to understand about rich libertarian-types is that they view the concept of social goods and human rights as a deep affront to their "liberty". The most hardcore ones fundamentally view human life as a luxury good.