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I am pizza. I am words.
The announcers have dozens of different mayo bottles in the broadcast booth. Should be pizza, but I'll allow it
January 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Like Alabama, it got what it deserved.

I'm questioning if I should share my pizza with you. You seem like a nice fella though
January 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Anything that means the end of the Pop Tart Bowl cannot be allowed.
January 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Is sports a proxy war to give me a way to emotionally"defeat" an out group?

Is sports rollicking fun theater? I share pizza with the latter group every time.
December 9, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Just blocked her. She doesn't deserve pizza. Or anything.
December 5, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Skeet
November 15, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Ireland also has a National Football League for Gaelic so the states isn't even alone.
November 15, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I like college football. I also like one food very much. I'll let you guess what it is.

I also also enjoy college basketball. And garlic bread
November 15, 2024 at 4:36 AM
AND NOW SHE'S AT OUR INTERNATIONAL BREAD STATION! HOPE SHE REMEMBERS THAT PUMPERNICKEL BAGEL!
November 5, 2024 at 8:34 PM
I'm ready to tell my thrice voting father that he has no value alive and no one will miss him or ask about him at my daughter's birthday next month. He hates everything and did it to himself. Fucking loser.

And he shit talks pizza. He is the dumbest boy
November 5, 2024 at 2:57 AM
This will be a Mandela effect thing for people years from now.
November 5, 2024 at 2:47 AM
That's just a Trump supporter who really wants to sound smart. Velcro is hard for people like him.

Do not share your pizza with these creatures
November 5, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Can you mention on air tomorrow how pizza fully endorses Harris, Walz, and all down ticket Dems nationwide? Vote blue. Pizza for you. Yahoo!
November 5, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Mrs Pizza had an "easy" pregnancy. Then delivery day she showed signs of pre eclampsia and casually lost 42 percent of her blood as our daughter came into the world via section. NO BIG DEAL.

We did both have frozen pizza this weekend too.
November 4, 2024 at 4:18 AM
I hope you have many more enriching and wonderful years together. Let no one tell you you don't matter. Not a fucking soul.

And indulge in pizza more often.
November 3, 2024 at 11:52 PM
That if Michigan beats Ohio State they probably are actually going fire Day this time
November 3, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Didn't realize the contracts ran that long. And yes, who the hell knows the landscape then.
November 3, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Of all the unimportant things, sports are the most important.
November 3, 2024 at 1:20 PM