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“It is part of the price of leadership of this great and free nation to be the target of clever satirists . . . May we never grow so somber or self-important that we fail to appreciate the humor in our lives.”
“It is part of the price of leadership of this great and free nation to be the target of clever satirists . . . May we never grow so somber or self-important that we fail to appreciate the humor in our lives.”
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
Paradise Missing
1983
Sure. Done.
I disregarded it before you sent it.
I disregarded it before you woke up this morning.
Sure. Done.
I disregarded it before you sent it.
I disregarded it before you woke up this morning.
Learn more:
Learn more:
"I'm gonna hit the liquor store, go out to dinner 3 times, watch a bunch of movies, and finish up all my projects!"
(Going into Labor Day weekend now):
"I'm gonna see if I can find that thing that fell behind the bookcase last spring."
"I'm gonna hit the liquor store, go out to dinner 3 times, watch a bunch of movies, and finish up all my projects!"
(Going into Labor Day weekend now):
"I'm gonna see if I can find that thing that fell behind the bookcase last spring."
I was born at night. It was not last night...
I was born at night. It was not last night...
Definitely a horror film. This guy is toast.
Definitely a horror film. This guy is toast.
According to the Texas Department of Transportation, the state's border with Mexico is 1,254 miles long
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According to the Texas Department of Transportation, the state's border with Mexico is 1,254 miles long
www.texastribune.org/2025/06/17/t...
Me: "You know, if any horror character in a game should have multiple skins, it's Ed Gein."
Kid: "Who's Ed Gein?"
Me: "You know what, never mind."
Me: "You know, if any horror character in a game should have multiple skins, it's Ed Gein."
Kid: "Who's Ed Gein?"
Me: "You know what, never mind."