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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
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December 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
I named my fists Coffee and Cigarettes because they cause serious delirium
I named my fists Harold and Maude because they don’t care whether society approves of what they do together
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I named my fists Coffee and Cigarettes because they cause serious delirium
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James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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I HAVE HAD MANY ARGUMENTS ABOUT THIS AND I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME THEY'RE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TORTOISES
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I HAVE HAD MANY ARGUMENTS ABOUT THIS AND I WILL NOT BE TAKING QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME THEY'RE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TORTOISES
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
favorite lyrics stuck in my head this week
"we watched a Phish concert and Human Centipede / two things I now wish I had never seen"
thank you, Wednesday
"we watched a Phish concert and Human Centipede / two things I now wish I had never seen"
thank you, Wednesday
October 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
favorite lyrics stuck in my head this week
"we watched a Phish concert and Human Centipede / two things I now wish I had never seen"
thank you, Wednesday
"we watched a Phish concert and Human Centipede / two things I now wish I had never seen"
thank you, Wednesday
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fall: you know what to do.
September 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
fall: you know what to do.
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moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
September 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
I'll be volunteering at CityCamp NYC this upcoming Saturday. Come say hi or just, like, nod in the general direction of anyone who looks like my avatar.
CityCamp NYC is where changemakers, creatives, and neighbors meet. 🗽 Tickets for September 6th are available now!
🗓️ September 6th @ CUNY School of Law
🎟️ citycamp.nyc
Join us for a day of talks, workshops, and connections that will help shape the city’s future. 🎊
🗓️ September 6th @ CUNY School of Law
🎟️ citycamp.nyc
Join us for a day of talks, workshops, and connections that will help shape the city’s future. 🎊
September 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'll be volunteering at CityCamp NYC this upcoming Saturday. Come say hi or just, like, nod in the general direction of anyone who looks like my avatar.
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Enjoyed watching Frieren: Beyond Journey's End, a show about an industry veteran schooling newbs who only know how to do magic using chatgpt
September 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Enjoyed watching Frieren: Beyond Journey's End, a show about an industry veteran schooling newbs who only know how to do magic using chatgpt
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title:
Tom Clancy's Buttageddon: The Final Days Of Pounding Ass
Tom Clancy's Buttageddon: The Final Days Of Pounding Ass
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title:
Tom Clancy’s Busy Busy Town
Tom Clancy’s Busy Busy Town
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title:
Tom Clancy’s American Psycho
Tom Clancy’s American Psycho
August 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title:
Tom Clancy's Buttageddon: The Final Days Of Pounding Ass
Tom Clancy's Buttageddon: The Final Days Of Pounding Ass
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I am sounding the alarm on the real crisis we face today.
Donald Trump’s overreach is what our founders warned against – it is unprecedented, unwarranted, and un-American.
There’s no emergency here that calls for military intervention.
Donald Trump’s overreach is what our founders warned against – it is unprecedented, unwarranted, and un-American.
There’s no emergency here that calls for military intervention.
August 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I am sounding the alarm on the real crisis we face today.
Donald Trump’s overreach is what our founders warned against – it is unprecedented, unwarranted, and un-American.
There’s no emergency here that calls for military intervention.
Donald Trump’s overreach is what our founders warned against – it is unprecedented, unwarranted, and un-American.
There’s no emergency here that calls for military intervention.
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Have you ever noticed that people dressed better in the past? Even in the summer, when it was scorching hot?
Why is this? 🧵
Why is this? 🧵
August 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Have you ever noticed that people dressed better in the past? Even in the summer, when it was scorching hot?
Why is this? 🧵
Why is this? 🧵
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Someone took issue with me saying that American male Protestants are unique in how they've removed themselves from aesthetics. I thought it was obvs that I'm talking about fashion and interior decor, which today are coded as "gay interests," not paintings or architecture.
But let me elaborate. 🧵
But let me elaborate. 🧵
July 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Someone took issue with me saying that American male Protestants are unique in how they've removed themselves from aesthetics. I thought it was obvs that I'm talking about fashion and interior decor, which today are coded as "gay interests," not paintings or architecture.
But let me elaborate. 🧵
But let me elaborate. 🧵
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My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.
July 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.
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I was a reporter when the NYPD fought Bill de Blasio. I watched first hand in San Francisco when police fought DA Chesa Boudin. Here, I anticipate how police and the reactionary law-and-order crowd will try to undermine Zohran Mamdani.
Thanks for letting me write this @attackerman.bsky.social.
Thanks for letting me write this @attackerman.bsky.social.
Zohran Mamdani Better Get Ready To Fight The NYPD
Wall Street oligarchs aren't the only ones ringing the alarm against the people's mayoral candidate. That's the sound of the police
www.forever-wars.com
June 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I was a reporter when the NYPD fought Bill de Blasio. I watched first hand in San Francisco when police fought DA Chesa Boudin. Here, I anticipate how police and the reactionary law-and-order crowd will try to undermine Zohran Mamdani.
Thanks for letting me write this @attackerman.bsky.social.
Thanks for letting me write this @attackerman.bsky.social.