Troy
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MLM (the two good ones)
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October 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Notes on a nonexistent crime wave publiccomment.blog/p/notes-on-a...
Notes On a Nonexistent Crime Wave
If American cities aren't war zones, they must be turned into war zones
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August 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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to really cap off all the pseudoscience and contradictions in the current administration i think department of agriculture needs to start promoting lysenkoism sometime soon
May 31, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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The only thing they teach you in business school is that productivity goes up if you play the song "Powerhouse" by Raymond Scott on the factory floor
March 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Pope Francis Left In Hot Popemobile | Onion News Network

Pope Francis is in critical condition after being left in the backseat of a hot Popemobile, which was parked outside a Vatican City convenience store for nearly an hour while members of the Swiss Guard "ran in to pick up a few things."
February 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Trump is a Russian asset: boring, played out, probably false

Trump is a Chinese asset sent to destroy America: New, excited, prophesied by that one guys Uncle
February 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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the simulation hypothesis, but the simulation we live in isn't some grand scheme by higher-level beings to understand the universe, it's part of a planning study being undertaken in 3325 to put in six crosswalks in des moines iowa that will later by shot down by NIMBYs
January 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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When my mommy and daddy tell me to exercise and eat my vegetables: 😠😠😠

When Mao Zedong tells me to exercise and eat my vegetables: 🫡🫡🫡📕📕📕
November 6, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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your aunt Ethel, 2024: the liberal democrats are putting Chinese 5G in all of our drinking water. disgusting

Ethel, 2026: the liberal democrats have put Chinese 5G in all of our drinking water—a disgusting collaboration with a regime that has betrayed Mao Zedong Thought
November 14, 2024 at 8:00 PM